I want to talk about women who wear leather pants. You know what I mean. I've been to college, worked in a couple offices, and every once in a while you'll come across a woman who has decided to show up in a pair of leather pants and every time I see once of these people, I can't help but wonder what the Hell she was thinking. Because the thing about women's leather pants is that they serve absolutely no purpose. They don't have the elegance of a dress or the feminine charm of a skirt. The aren't as mature as a pair of actual pants, as atheletic as shorts, and they don't make your ass look as good as yoga pants do (trust me on this one; I've stared at a lot of asses). The only feature that leather pants surpass all of these articles of clothing in is making you look like a complete whore. That's it. And the thing that amazes me is that it's not just black people and trailer trash wearing these things. Women who consider themselves educated and empowered business professionals are showing up to work in garments designed purely to broadcast their skank factor. It just makes me wonder about the thought processes of the people who own these things, let alone actually wear them. Because I have talked to women and what men need to understand is that for a woman, picking out what she's going to wear is bar none the most important decision she will make that day. These are the people who actually pay attention to seasonal fashion trends and purchase fashion magazines exercising their most mentally exhaustive thoughts and coming to the conclusion that the most important thing she has to accomplish that day is letting everyone who encounters her know that she does anal on the first date.
This, more than anything else, is why I do not think that women should be allowed to vote.