>alright, I want you to tell the class three things about

>I'm white xD
>I'm male xD
>I've been to outer space xD

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FUCK OFF

Seriously though, this kind of shit is my fucking nightmare. Even normies seem kind of awkward doing this stuff. I want to strangle whoever thinks this is a fun idea

>>38486001
Option 3
>i hate jews
>i hate muslims
>i hate blacks

>>38485938
>i was a child prostitute
>i have AIDS
>im not black

None of my male teachers ever did this. It was always the women.

>>38485938
>I want to knock you out and rape you
>I want to knock you out and rape you
>I don't want to knock you out and rape you

>>38486345
WHOA!
Top EDGE! my man

>i like traps
>im not gay
>im gay

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>I've fucked before
>I have a 5 inch dick
>I've shit self esteem

>>38486062
You are not of the negros ethnicity

not even normies like doing this

why do teachers still do it though???

>>38485938
>I've extreted all over a wall
>I've exposed my penis to kids in my grade when I was 6
>I've sucked my own penis

>have gf (female)
>athiest
>have gf (male)

>im a newfag
>im an oldfag
>XD haha its an angry XD

>>38486888
To weed out the beta awkward quiet kids so they can be forced to sit in the front to be called on for questions.

>>38486888
It makes so your students fill class time instead of actually coming up with a lesson. Nobody wants to put in effort as an underpaid teacher.

>>38486888
Nice trips my negro

yea right fuck off gook

>I once had anal sex with 3 different women in 24 hours.
>I once met Patrick Stewart and he fist bumped me.
>I have tried heroin and liked it.
>

>former male model and have friends in the fashion industry
>have depersonalization disorder, depression, and suicidal ideation
>am a virgin

>>38487057
I would guess the first one. If that's not it then you don't belong on this board.

>>38485938
>i'm a well known musician that comes to 4chan for laughs
>my dick is 8" long
>i'm a virgin

>>38486051
I'm gonna guess the black one is the fake

>>38487080
Fucking kekius to the maximus

>>38487106
I'm guessing the 2nd isn't true, d e s u

>>38487080
This is SOOO easy, you suck at this.

>>38487057
Second because it's too original

>>38486939
Third obviously

>>38486909
Middle in 10 9 8 7

>>38487080
I feel like the male model one might actually be true
It just seems too original

>>38485938
>I've personally fucked over 30 trannies

>I'm still a virgin with women

>I have full blown aids and am going to die soon

>>38487475
AIDS? (i hope so, for your sake)

>>38487106
youre not well known

>>38485938
>I'm white
>I'm a manlet
>I know the strongest woman in the world

>>38486042
I could never come up with anything and just sperg out, and the teacher let me pass. I despise it.

>i want to fucking off myself
>living is pretty cool
>i seriously am two days away from pulling the fucking trigger

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Eat my ass! I don't even want to be here for your bullshit brainwashing!
Get me out of here!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>38485938
>i'm a virgin
>i'm a virgin
>i'm not a virgin

>>38488125
>brainwashing
Yeah, the one regret I have about the fact that I'll never have kids is that I won't get to rear them up with a Libertarian-filtered education (actual libertarianism like Rothbard or Hoppe, not Gary Johnson Libertarianism).

>>38486317
my male teacher did this and he was jewish

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>>38489180
cause a Jew's essentially female

>>38485938
I'm not a virgin
I have a job
I'm black

>>38485938
>gay
>Gay
>GAY

solve the riddle.

>>38489999
Gamergate
KKK
G-Gay

>>38489999
Nice quads.
Is this a multi-definition thing?

>>38485938
>I've been hit by four cars while walking
>I accidentally set myself on fire at a very young age
>I've been electrocuted twice so far
Always felt good having at least one friend to back me up on these, people typically thought I was trying to be edgy.

>>38490642
it doesnt matter if they have or have not happened to you, the fact that you need to bring them up is you trying to be edgy

>>38489999
The truths are that you're gay, you're Gay. These cancel each other out, which leads to the false, being you're GAY. It being false, means you're straight.