>"Why are you wearing your shirt at the beach anon? Take

If I take my shirt off I turn invisible.

>>38485283
no, i have to go back to python

>>38485283

This situation would never happen to me. I would have to be a different person for it to occur, thus I cannot answer with any accuracy.

>>38485283
Just say you got a sunburn on your back and can't let the sun hit it. Who would check?

doesnt look much like a beach to me.

>>38485283
That's a lake. Also no, I'm fat so I'd never put myself in a situation where I am expected to take off my shirt.

>implying an attractive female would ever talk to me
>implying an attractive female would ask me, an obviously fat male, to remove my shirt

Nigga why u guys are so afraid of losing your shirt... I'm skinny as a skeleton yet I do it from time to time cuz it's hot af here...

>>38485283

yes since I don't know what meme-issue I am meant to be insecure about

is the ebin issue that I'm meant to be fat if I get on 4chan?

Yeah because I'm /fit/ as fuck and I'm actually pretty proud of how in shape I am. That isn't the issue, I'm ugly and have a small penis. I'll take my shirt off all day but I'll never go skinny dipping.

>>38485527
Cause skeleton is relative. There is skelly people and then there is Auschwitz-tier like me.

Because I'm a skelly whose back is covered in acne and scars. No one besides my doctor has seen me with my shirt off in person in over 8 years.

>>38485653
I regret doing a bunch of squats because it's made my dick look even smaller.

>>38485659
I'm 170 50kg it doesn't get worse than that... I always get weird looks but i don't give a damn what people think about me anymore...

That's how sunburns happen. Even if it doesn't burn it causes skin damage. Much better to wait until night when it's fun to go swimming.

>>38485283
Absolutely not. I have a hideous body.