tl;dr i have fallen in love with a young barmaid
what do? i make decent money, work from home, been addicted to drugs and gambling, fought it off at the expense of succumbing to anxiety
had my way with girls back in the day but never put penis in vagina
i am older than her so i cannot imagine outcome other than shown below:
>i go often to that restaurant
>in the meantime
>imake a lot of money, get in shape, get some nice clothes, have my teeth whitened
>i also overcome my anxiety to the point I can drive to town and spend some time there without having a panic attack
>when i go therei am as confident, charming as i used to be
>i make her laugh
>i make her smile
>i make her trust me
>i make her curious about me
>she starts to like me a lot
>she has a boyfriend though
>i am waiting patiently, as i cannot even comprehend cucking others
>finally they break up
>waitingforagirllikeyou.mp3
>i ask her out
>she agrees
>keeponlovingyou.ogg
>i go out with her
>i don't pass out
>we meet for a while
>we go on a trip
>iwanttoknowwhatloveis.flac
>flaccid penis
>anxiety attack
>ultimate cringe
>she laughslike alesha dixon
>i run away chased by my crushed dreams
>idontcareanymore.mp3
ITT:
Young Reddit writes his first greentext-blogpost.