>Hanging out with 5 friends >One friend who is a straight

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>Hanging out with 5 friends
>One friend who is a straight idiot climbs a tree to the way top
>Everyone (but me) thought it would be hilarious if he took a shit from the top of the tree
>He being the silly goose he is does it
>He pulls down his pants and loads the cannon
>We were all expecting it to be a log to fall and hit branches on the way down
>But oh boy were we wrong
>He sprays diarrhea
>It rains down like napalm
>I avoid that literal shit like the matrix
>We all came out shit free
>The kid in the tree said he needed to wipe
>It was winter so the trees didn't have leaves and no one wanted to go back to their house to get tp
>He improvised
>He broke off a branch and started wiping
>OhGodWhy.jpg
>While wiping he slipped a bit and stuck the stick about half the stick up his ass
>Fuck this I'm out I start heading out of the woods when something hits me in the back of the head
>It was the fucking shit branch