I must have sleep pissed last night while having no memory of

So you pissed the bed and drank from a piss jug, don't shit yourself

>>38477745
did you suck the piss out of the bed?

>>38477837
No. I guess I must have sleepwalked to take a leak last night but I seem to have done it in my soda bottle which I had neglected to put back in the fridge.

>hot as fuck so want a drink
>realize I didn't put the soda back in the fridge last night
>get a glass of ice
>pour a full glass of the soda, notice it's not fizzy but whatever. Thirsty.
>glass is also green so didn't notice any discoloration
>start chugging it and note that it tastes kinda like piss
>keep drinking it, thinking that the sweetness from a pastry I just ate was muting the soda's sweetness
>realize that this is not right
>open the soda bottle and sniff the spout
>pure piss.
>just downed 3/4 of a full glass of iced piss.