>wake up early because I need to do stuff today >mother

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>wake up early because I need to do stuff today
>mother is also awake already
>says she'll make me breakfast
>think to myself "oh cool, I don't have to worry about making breakfast, I'll go lay back down until she comes to get me"
>lay in bed, shitpost for a bit, fall alseep
>wake up on my own four hours later
>mother is still in the kitchen cooking
>she says she just started
>ask her why its so late
>"well I had things to do like walk the dog and check the garden"
>expects me to believe these activities took four hours
>I have completely lost the benefit of waking up early
>when I get annoyed that I slept in untill 11 on a day I had things to do when I told her to wake me up early she simply responds "go do them now" as
>she has no grasp of the idea that I'm now groggy after four hours of sleep I didn't need and I still haven't eaten
>she makes scrabmled eggs that take no more than 10 minutes to make
>then tells me "oh yeah, your father is coming home at 2 and wants the lawn mowed"
It's like this bitch wants me to fail the online class she pressured me into taking this summer.

What are some times the incompetence of women has let you down?