I'm too shy to learn how to have sex So I'm a virgin

>>38476695
Find a nice, experienced Chad to teach you first so you don't embarrass yourself in front of your boyfriend

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>>38476695
Look we all know you're not a women OP. You're a 30 year old man pretending to be a women. Come out of the closet OP, we can cure you.

Can I get some real advice before I sperg out in front of him?

>>38476724
Lay back and let him pound your meat patty. Solved.

>>38476724
tell him that you're inexperienced so that he knows what to expect?

Please ignore these trolls m'lady.
Your boyfriend is lucky to have you and he will be grateful for your sex if he's not a totally doucher asshole

>>38476798
He's not a douche and he knows I'm a virgin and wanted to wait until I developed trust, but I still worry about sucking and being a loser idk

>>38476695
>going for normies
You will come to regret it all. Should have gotten an equally nervous and awkward robot bf. How does it feel his dick has been inside many girls before. You're just a notch on his bedpost.

Do you love him OP? Just think about how much you love him when you're making out and get turned on. It's how I dealt with my first time, and he says I'm the best he's had because I'm very very affectionate in bed instead of some girl who goes "fuck me daddy xD". I actually really love having sex with him because we can be as rough and affectionate with each other as is humanly possible

>>38476870
Have a lot of foreplay to loosen up and just let go of your worries, it naturally comes to you if you don't worry, start out on top so you can get used to it and go at your own pace, coming from a fembot who was in a similar situation as you, good luck and use lube

>>38476881
>How does it feel his dick has been inside many girls before.
probably feels a lot better than if he had no experience and was too nervous to stay hard...

>>38476695
Nicole, you don't need to worry about bullshit like this. Just make sure he isn't just trying to nail and bail.

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>>38476937
>wanting to be a cuck
Into the trash it goes.
Nothing is more sacred than giving your virginities to eachother.

>>38476695
There is not much you can do wrong actually. I've heard this a lot from girls, but I and everyone I've talked to about this matter really don't care all that much. Try to show him what you like when you find out you like something, be open to try things if you're comfortable with them. Just see what happens and go with it, it's really not that big of a deal.

>>38476974
Tell me more pastor about how giving an imaginary thing away is sacred?

Men can't be virgins, only women can be.

>>38476974
i'll give my virginity to someone i love probably not, i'm ugly and have a hard time with socializing but i wouldn't mind if he would have experience already. expecting from him that he didn't have a life before meeting me is dumb.

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>>38477029
>remaining virgin means you have no life
You poor sad idiot.
You'll just end up among the countless of posts where you are depressed when he leaves you because you're boring, unsociable, unstable or whatever and dated a normie out of your league. OR you will stay with him while he grows more and more abusive and even cheats on you, but you won't leave him for fear of ending up alone.

Seen those posts time and time again. It's a recipe at this point.

>>38477069
>remaining virgin means you have no life
maybe, but sex and relationships belong to most peoples life and for many they are required for a good mental health so yeah. you're being delusional, anon.

>>38477069
Literally no one said that remaining virgin = no life.
Just that nonvirgins aren't bad people for getting something we can't.

LISTEN
dont have sex if you dont love the guy
you'll regret it alot
also; you should know that when a girl has sex for the first tie, it's the most mindblowing emotions she will ever feel especially if she loved the guy
for guys ,it's if they loved the girl,they'd enjoy sex more
however a girl ca NEVER forget the first guy she had sex with,she'll compare him to everything,everybody for a long time,and if the guy is a douche,she can easily be traumatized for life(and possibly turn gay)
if your bf is forcing you to have sex,dont ,because he's there for the tight pussy and not for you
also 4 months isn't much
dont destroy yourself

>>38477144
bye normie
>>38477145
non-virgins aren't robots, and robots and normies don't get along by default. Most will find that out the hard way.

>>38477218
i'm >>38477029 and as far away from being a normie as i could be...

>>38477179
Okay, now this is scary. I don't know if I'm in love, but I am attached to him and like him a lot and know he's not a douche.

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>>38477268
>advocating nonmarital sex
Yeah you're a disgusting whore normie. bye now.

>>38477301
He's right you know.

>however a girl ca NEVER forget the first guy she had sex with,she'll compare him to everything,everybody for a long time,and if the guy is a douche,she can easily be traumatized for life(and possibly turn gay)
Especially this. Are you ready to spend the rest of your life with this guy? Or subject the next guys you will be with to comparison with the first. You will be compared to previous girls he's been with as well.

Fuck off. Stop expecting robots to sympathize with roastie problems.

>>38477327
So what am I supposed to do, find a unicorn man who is abstinent and wait until we get married?

>>38477368
Or just a person in your league. You said it himself he could easily get a normie girl. Do you really feel secure you can be better than normie girls? Would you even be surprised if he cheats?

>>38477418
No, I can't be better than normie girls. I guess I would be, but I don't like thinking about that

>>38477508
Then what do you expect to happen? What's the endgame for this guy? What do you actually expect out of this relation?
If you just want to get pumped and then eventually dumped go for it. If you want to settle down with a guy and have a nice life, is this the right guy?
Think about it.

>>38477533
I'm not thinking about settling down yet, I'm not even 20. I would like to have a LTR.

>>38477558
An LTR going where? How long? Is there a planned end in sight?
This really amazes me, you go into a relation you know won't last.

>>38477600
I'm not thinking long term about a relationship with someone who is 19 years old. I would love to fall in love with this guy, stay with him for a while, get married, but life doesn't go like that. I hope we date for a long time and I hope it's not some young romamce that ends with cheating a year in.

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>>38477658
>I'm not even 20
>I'm not thinking long term about a relationship with someone who is 19 years old.
>I hope it's not some young romamce that ends with cheating a year in.

Yeah that's all I have to say. Good luck. See you in a few months when you're suicidally depressed.

>>38476752
Just wanted to bring some more attention to this post and the ridiculousness of this girl's "problem".
fucking easy mode.

>>38476695
>Woman being afraid of losing her BF
>starts acting like a cunt whenever he does anything/talks to anyone b/c of that
>bf leaves her b/c of that

Femanons, do not go this road.

>>38477306
>advocating marriage
You're a cuck

>>38477658
so you're having sex with him to keep him...that's basically it

>>38476695

Some experienced guys like inexperienced girls. Considering he's had sex with alot of experienced women, he will probably find it as a nice change if pace to get to have sex with a virgin.

He'll probably enjoy taking the lead. He'll probably also enjoy the experience of pleasing a girl who has never fucked before. He'll probably find it hot.

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Normie here. I've been the guy in your situation.

My advice:
>You should masturbate and find out what you like and don't like
>You don't have to watch porn, but it might help you figure out a little bit of what's going on with secks
>Communicate to him that while you think you're ready to start having sex, you don't know what to do and you'd like to start slow
If he's as good as you say he is, you two will probably "build up" to the actual act of penetration over a couple weeks. Take some time to find out what you like and don't like, learn about his body and your own. Always stop him if you feel you're moving too fast, and when the time comes to get sum fucc on, use protection

Fuck off with this fem"""bot""" shit. No one wants you here. Just fuck off already. Oregano and shieeet.

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Look at this yummy breakfast!

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Pancakes! Yum!

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Tacos are great!

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Doesn't this look great

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Not exactly healthy but still looks good

>>38478884
>>38478895
>>38478918
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>>38478937
Don't fall for the witch, Hansel and Gretel!

>>38476708
Don't do this. Don't listen to this Jew

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Vegetables! I love vegetables

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>>38478948
>>38478961
Forgot to put your sage on

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Back to vegetables

>>38478974
I'm rarely writing stuff. Sorry.

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Tomatos are fruits but they will always be a vegetable in my heart

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fruits are even better!

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I wonder what jelly fish taste like. It might be kind of spicy?

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delicious delicious fruit!

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>>38479018
I don't know but I do know you should put "sage" in the options field

I love the guy who has to post breakfast food to cope with girls posting on their board

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Puppies are so cute!

>>38479018
That's not a jellyfish, it's a comb jelly and a different sort of animal

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>>38479052
Fuck off roastie. Just go away already you're shitting up the board.

back to puppies

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Big pupperoons

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Shiba pups

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>>38479046
I did, but sage doesn't do anything when posting images. Silly newfig.

>>38479081
Interesting, I thought all squishy light up seabugs were jellyfish. Makes sense though, I mean sea angels aren't jelly fish either.

>>38479093
I'm a boy, but you do this so often that it's very clear to everyone involved that you shit up this place way more than any one girl

Maybe in a couple years you'll mellow out some

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>>38476695
LOOK GEORGE

ITS FRANK SINATRA

Why cant we have "feels" threads?
Every day i wonder, why must there be "femobot feels"? If your feelings are special enough to have their own thread, then are you truly one of us? I think not. Dont even think you're a robot if you make threads expressing your epschull feminity.

>tee hee im r9k im dating but theres no sex im foreveraloneeee
Even if this is bait, its getting to the point where its can be seen as legit, and people will encourage the thread (the curse of post irony).
All of this is disgusting, go to a different fourm, like soc or something

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>>38479052
How sad does it make you that he doesn't love you back? That must be hard to cope with, pictures of food being more interesting than you are.

A puppy is a juvenile dog. Some puppies can weigh 1?3 lb (0.45?1.36 kg), while larger ones can weigh up to 15?23 lb (6.8?10.4 kg). All healthy puppies grow quickly after birth. A puppy's coat color may change as the puppy grows older, as is commonly seen in breeds such as the Yorkshire Terrier. In vernacular English, puppy refers specifically to dogs, while pup may often be used for other mammals such as seals, giraffes, guinea pigs, or even rats.

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>>38476695
Jesus, George, it was a wonder I was even born.

>>38479116
Yeah, they might look similar, but they are in completely different phylums
Jellyfish ate cnidarians, while comb jellies are ctenophores

>>38479018
Watery, gelatinous. Have you had squid? I would guess like that but far less chewey

What im wondering is how the poison would taste, how the texture will feel

Born after an average of 63 days of gestation, puppies emerge in an amnion that is bitten off and eaten by the mother dog.[1] Puppies begin to nurse almost immediately. If the litter exceeds six puppies, particularly if one or more are obvious runts, human intervention in hand-feeding the stronger puppies is necessary to ensure that the runts get proper nourishment and attention from the mother. As they reach one month of age, puppies are gradually weaned and begin to eat solid food. The mother may regurgitate partially digested food for the puppies or might let them eat some of her solid food.[2] The mother dog usually refuses to nurse at this stage, though she might let them occasionally nurse for comfort.

At first, puppies spend the large majority of their time sleeping and the rest feeding. They instinctively pile together into a heap, and become distressed if separated from physical contact with their littermates, by even a short distance.[3]

Puppies are born with a fully functional sense of smell but can't open their eyes. During their first two weeks, a puppy's senses all develop rapidly. During this stage the nose is the primary sense organ used by puppies to find their mother's teats, and to locate their littermates, if they become separated by a short distance. Puppies open their eyes about nine to eleven days following birth. At first, their retinas are poorly developed and their vision is poor. Puppies are not able to see as well as adult dogs. In addition, puppies' ears remain sealed until about thirteen to seventeen days after birth, after which they respond more actively to sounds. Between two and four weeks old, puppies usually begin to growl, bite, wag their tails, and bark.[4]

>>38479122
idk but i'm not bothered by puppers, in fact i'd like him to post some more.

>>38479180
Sorry but puppers are so cute sage doesn't work

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Last night, Darth Vader came down from Planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out, that he'd melt my brain.

>>38479124
Isn't the entire board about male robot feels? The only reason women see the need to make their own threads is because a small handful of anons give them shit for even being here, so they group together for safety

>>38479202
kill yourself. women cannot be robots at all

>>38479201
Go on anon, but make sure you put a little sage on it

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>>38476772
>>38476798
>>38476969
>>38476974
>>38477145
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>>38476708
Dear Dr. Brown. On the night that I go back in time, you will be shot by terrorists. Please take whatever precautions are necessary to prevent this terrible disaster. Your friend, Marty.

>>38479231
Everyone can be a robot because the definition is entirely arbitrary
No need to make up bullshit for why you hate women, but your hate doesn't mean they don't belong

>>38479202
Rule 14 of the internet silly
No need to band together if your feels are no different from ours

And if they are, then make your own space, you want to be different, to huddle together? Make your own site. Dont come to a place with an already established culture and think its appropriate to flap your beef because you belong here even though your culture is completely different

Makes no sense, unless...
They want attention?!?
But why? Why would they want attention from a bunch of lonely loser boy-

>>38479272
women have life on easy mode. therefore they cannot be robots because to be a robot is to struggle in life

Please just leave us, females

>>38479202
Hello I'm just your avg 24yr nerd girl I love video games cartoon comics anime youtube twitch I love anything fun and nerdy smile I love to play xb1 & xb360 but unfortunately I don't have gold it ran out I sometimes play on pc but I'm a console girl I love games from bfbc bf rdr max payne gta 2 cod and more smile so hype for bf1 smile love Invader Zim my fav show next to cowboy bebop smile well if you want to talk or know more nerdy please feel free to ask _^ thanks ya'll

>>38479272
>not a girl
>tee hee everyone can be [niche] that's just how it works
>no im not a normie who wants to fit in everywhere
>established culture? History? Whattttt :P

>>38479280
They wouldn't be so different if idiots like you weren't telling them they don't belong
Tell me, why would they ever feel like they can fit in with bitter 4chan boys with your behaviour?
You are so clueless it's embarrassing.

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Marty, I'm sorry, but the only power source capable of generating 1.21 gigawatts of electricity is a bolt of lightning.
>>38476695

>>38479313
Girls have been here from the start, but nice try deluding yourself into believing lies for comforts sake

Nice work guys

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>>38479272
Females can't be robots. It could not be any simpler. Why do you want roasties to be welcomed her so badly?

>>38479397
Nobody is a robot because it means nothing. You can make pretend labels all.you want but you're no better than tumblr at this point.

>>38479359
>thinks she knows when this site started
>xd we've been here from the start therefore wee are valid contribitors to this site and what it was known for
Nothin personell

>>38479424
That means as much to you. Just because you were here doesn't mean anything.

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>>38479416
From females can be robots to nobody can be robots. That's quite a drastic change. You seem upset. We are no better than tumblr. Glad that's settled, now maybe you can go back there.

>>38479416
>nobody is _____ because i want to be everywhere and never change

Ever heard of cultural appropriation? Even women are bigots...

>>38479441
>cant post argument
>lol it doesnt mean anything anyways

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>38479442
I haven't changed stances, robot is a nonsense term that means nothing
You can call yourself a robot but it's useless to try to define others with it

>>38476724
>Can I get some real advice before I sperg out in front of him?
He doesn't really give a fuck that you're inexperienced. It will make him more relaxed. Just lie there and spread your legs wide and tell him his dick feels good and touch his arms and back and kiss him when he kisses you. Stop being retarded.

>>38479464
That was my argument, mr. Reading comprehension
What you said applies to us both

Anyways, I'm off to bed. Thanks for getting so worked up, boys, really showed me how clever your group is

I love waves of stuff.

>>38479280
>make your own space
this space isn't yours and you didn't make it. the mods are fine with fembot threads so they now belong to the "culture" of this board, no matter what autistic rage fit you throw about it.

>>38479492
>thinks that by ignoring reality, history, trends, culture, she can actually form an argument

Oh women, what funny folk. anyways try thinking a bit more, or browse Instagram or whatever you axe wounds do

>>38479581
>they belong to the culture of this board
>even though everyone hates them

AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>38479287
How can you say that when your mother clearly suffered having you as her child? That's a woman with a hard life I'd call a robot.

>>38479594
first off, you aren't everyone. plenty of guys who bump fembot threads genuinely. second if it is true that wouldn't be a contradiction.

>>38479606
>dude ur MOM lmao

go back to school

>>38479581
>BIG DADDY MOD DOESNT DO ANYTHING SO IM CULTURE

Go put back on your choker, it'll make you more pleasurable maybe daddy won't beat you so hard this session

>>38479588
This isn't an argument, if being here earlier doesn't matter as you've already stated
So which is it?

>>38479626
>r9k is one person

retarded roastie. the few thirsty betas that bump this shit do not represent r9k, and neither to fem"bots"

>>38479626
>if it is true that wouldn't be a contradiction
The female argument prose everyone

>>38479647
Neither do you guys, please get a scrap of self-awareness

>>38476695
Don't overthink it. Most guys like it if a girl is a virgin. A girl lying on the bed like a dead fish is basically what is to be expected, anything else is an exciting surprise.

>>38479664
Jesus Christ. I think you really are retarded.

How the fuck do robots not represent the board? NAMED ROBOT9K!?

>>38479709
Because there is diversity even among those that call themselves robots
You don't speak for anyone but yourself
You have to be aware that people are.. Different, right?

>>38479644
Strange, i dont remember saying being here first makes you a member of this board

If you see an established game, like r02, and like the game and choose to play it, should you be excluded because youre not old? No
But if you see the attention r02 is getting, then want want to be a part of it because it'll make you special, then you refuse to learn the rules and then turn the game into an rts then you should be excluded, left to either cry about how toxic the community is, or make your own game that youd like to play

>>38479747
Pretty sure most robots agree that women cannot be robots

>>38479747
> hasnt been in a autistic things you do thread
>doesnt understand cultural trends
Oh, i guess then kosher food isnt necessary to be jewish, because people are different right?

Oh man roasties are dense, want to abandon her boyos?

Time to stop giving this shitposter/woman attention. Abandon thread

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buRENOs dias mandy

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>itt fembots complain about problems they don't have

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hush hush... fembot.... no speaking.. SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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coweabungaa fembrooo hahahaa

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STOP STOP STOP GET OUT OTUTOU TOUTOUTOUTUO.

NO.
NO.
NO.
>BOYFRIEND
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

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BRAAAAAPnos dias mandy

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HEY VSAUSE MICHAEL HERE

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GENITAL FEMALE MUTILATION 1983

PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

EVERBODY JUST HAVE A FEELS TIME