>Decide to make a tinder, primarily to gauge my own attractiveness.

This bitch is probably dead that is why she no text u bac

>>38470256
I don't think that's the case, anon.

wwwdotoriginaldotcom

>>38470231
>writes for her school paper
>wholesome

>>38470231
Make a fake chad tinder and reel her in to tell her how much of a worthless whore she is. It'll be funny then post the messages here.

>>38470775
This. Time to exploit the bitches superficiality for public amusement

>>38470686
She seems extraordinarily nerdy, anon. I read one of her pieces, it was on overuse of social media.

I don't think it's bullshit, either, considering she's updated her Facebook profile picture once a year.

>>38470775
I mean it would be funny, but I've actually taken a liking to her.

You have to open with a stupid pickup line pal.
Works for me most of the time, and I'm fat as fuck.
Here's a freebie
>Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
Go ahead, try it. Guaranteed to work 75% of the time.

>>38470231
>gets matches
>whines about not being able to attract one specific girl
am i suppose to sympathize or is this just a b8 thread?

>>38470231
Listen m8 don't do your background research on these girls

I found a wholesome 25yo once who had humanitarian work and a cute youtube channel where she sings. IRL she shows up with a choker and is basically starving for sex the whole date.

It's not what you think out there.

>>38470878
Ok help I just tried this one "Did you just fart cause you blew me away?" and she insta-unmatched me. Am I supposed to go with something more cliche?

>>38470931
Girls don't like fart jokes you doof.
Always use either an animal/pun/fruit pickup line.
Here's another, and this one works really well. it's my go to.
>Are you a koala? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
Go with something cheesy/cutsey, girls eat that shit up.

>>38470931
holy shit my sides roboanon

>>38470931
When you talk to someone for the first time, you prime their perception of you. Talking about your farts is disgusting, and so they think you're a disgusting person in general.

When you imagine a girl sending you that line, absent any other information, what do you imagine? Is it a half-ton hambeast who smells like a fish cemetery?

>>38470960
That's a terrible pickup line because its insinuation is completely untrue

>>38471022
Who cares if she's actually meeting your qualifications or not? It's Tinder, none of these girls meet my honest qualifications because they're on Tinder. I still use that line though, because they eat it up.

>>38471002
Why do I have to imagine anything? I saw their profile and swiped right already. This isn't fucking omegle m8

>>38470878
I mean, I've seen screencaps of it working, but it seems more like something you do if you're just interested in banter and hooking up. I don't know, that's how it comes off to me.

>>38470899
m8, most of my matches are girls with the thot dog filter, people under 21 who reference alcohol and marijuana, have unnaturally died hair, or are only in town for the summer.

I just want a relationship with someone decent. Most robots understand that sex isn't the only, or even the best part of being in a relationship. Otherwise, everyone here would be content with hookers.

I mean, it sounds kind of gay saying it out loud, but I actually just want to hold some girl on cold nights, go out on fun dates, go do the obligatory autumnal relationship stuff, etc.

>>38470931
Hilarious, but probably not the best idea.

>>38470231
>Decide to send another message. Tell her that asking how she was probably wasn't the best opener, but explain that she's cute and seems interesting enough to warrant persistence. Ask her about her being an "author," which she mentioned in her bio.

You come off as the most unattractive person in the world.

>>38470915
See, that's what worries me, but I can't imagine someone with a dog snapchat filter would be much different.

I don't know though, I have stalked her online pretty extensively, and haven't found much (aside from her political views, which are probably malleable) to dislike.

>>38471063
She unmatched you because you had a chance to introduce yourself to her and you used it to make her think about farts.

If you don't understand why she unmatched you then go away and read some wikipedia articles until you find out what you missed.

>>38471101
Personality-wise I'm awful, but I figured that I if she wasn't going to respond anyway, I had nothing to lose.

>>38471101
Can you imagine how high on their pussy fumes girls must be? If I had decent looking girls telling me "I'm cute and interesting enough to keep trying to talking to" despite me ignoring them, do you know what kind of god complex I'd have?

Tinder isn't worth using unless you're Chad. A large percentage of girls will not meet up with you unless you have

>8/10 or above looks
>photos demonstrating your active social life and status
>a witty description that briefly showcases why you're Chad
>the magic words to say that aren't "Hey," but aren't coming on too strong

I'm not by any means a bad looking guy. I'd rate myself a 7/10. But I don't have social status, or Chad swagger. The last time I managed to hook up with a girl from tinder was in the spring, and she was very slutty and not that attractive. Girls use tinder to find the highest value men they can all fuck without other people finding out they're whoring around. If you are not a conventionally attractive, at least 22 year old male who has status in his community because he's an athlete or a musician or he's wealthy and has tons of friends, your effort would be better spent trying to get laid by other venues. t. blackpilled normie.

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Yes. You are either that Chad faggot on the horse or you are below the threshold of household mold

Pic related

fuck off normalfag scum
make a blog or something

>this one girl didn't reply to my autistic messaging
>tinder is shit and only for Chads

You're pitiful.

Don't beat around the bush anon. Type: LETS SMASH as your opener so you don't come off as a beta wuss

>>38470775
You should do this, OP.

>>38470849
>I've actually taken a liking to her.
That's funny, considering she thinks you're completely beneath her. What's the point of being nice to someone who already showed you they think less of you than a cockroach?

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>>38470231
>Decent number of matches
GET OUT NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>38472022
>Don't beat around the bush anon. Type: LETS SMASH

I'm not OP but what if all I want is to do cute shit with the company of a cute girl? Smashing seems like a secondary thing to me

>>38471253
I used a picture with a horse and got a gf.

>>38472238
Made me kek.
>yes

>>38472238
You or the horse.

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>>38470231
bruh its just some rando roastie who gives a fuck faggot move on with your life

>>38471085
I think okcupid might be more your speed OP. I've personally haven't used it yet because I got to the account creation and it requires you to come up with a public username. I got stuck at that but the point is that I've heard the women are more interested in serious relationships and the site is designed for that.

>>38472615
This. I've ignored matches on tinder for whatever reason. I'm bored with dating but still have the app, my interest in the match is only mild and I don't really care enough to message, I have my eye on someone but it's still working itself out, the match sends a stupid message. It may have nothing really to do with you op just move on and don't invest too much in some random tinder match/ it means nothing. If someone doesn't reply to your first message for the love of god don't send another!! It comes off as desperate.

>>38470231

Deleted this app last week after becoming frustrated and tired of women suddenly not responding.

The only thing tinder is good for is using fake Chad profiles to see how terrible women actually are.

>>38471116
Listen anon if a girl is somewhat intelligent she will only show what she wants others to see online. This not only would include horny faggots like yourself but potential employers as well. You think she's perfect because that's the image she's created for you, which has a good chance of being a complete fabrication.

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>>38471085
>he still believes in romance
wrong millenium for that shit nigga

>>38472124
>That's funny, considering she thinks you're completely beneath her
This is what I don't get. If you have no intention of talking to someone, why swipe right in the first place?

>>38472214
Yeah, but anon, they're all very visibly whores.

>>38472615
I get it, but I'm also not really meeting anyone who even approaches decency, so I'm fixating here.

>>38472735
I have a WoW buddy who made an OkC after his divorce, from what I've heard, it's not my thing. People are there looking for legitimate relationships; however, they're mostly late-20s/have kids/etc. I'm a 21 year old kid on break from College. Even if I were interested in going older (I'm not) there's far too much of a maturity/lifestyle gap.

>>38472791
I understand that, but for what it's worth, I did find a pinterest that would be hard for a potential employer to find and/or link to her. It seemed fairly tame.

Just food, landscapes and a few niche/nerdy hobbies.

>>38472879
Oh, I'm well aware. It's not a good feeling.

>>38472944
>This is what I don't get. If you have no intention of talking to someone, why swipe right in the first place?
Attention and validation on top of the ego trip. Some will even text you for awhile and after you show interest they will stop texting back

>>38472981
>Attention and validation on top of the ego trip. Most will even text you for awhile and after you show interest they will stop texting back.

Fixed

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I wish shit like tinder never existed, now they get beta's like you guys giving them constant valdaidation and attention, much harder for me to hit on a girl irl now, thanks

>>38472235
Grindr is probably more your style

>>38470231
>>Send her a "Hey X, how are you?" message, because I don't want to come on too strong
>Surprised she didn't respond

>>38470231
I've had this for months now. You get matches and try to converse put girls never put any fucking effort in.

Either they don't respond for no fucking reason or I stop responding to them because they're giving shitty dead end responses. Girls know they've got it easy so they make no fucking effort what so ever, they just keep looking for a beta they can leach off of.

Fuck Tinder, I've had more luck on stuff like OkCupid.

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>>38474271
Women only use Tinder for validation and finding Chad, the reason they still reply to non-Chads is so they can tell themselves that they're not.
>"S-see? I'm trying!"
>"It's his fault that the conversation isn't fun."

>>38474271
They're just not interested so they're not worth wasting any time on.
I wasted a lot of time on it, both all the swiping, coming up with messages and improving my pictures and it was all worthless.

It's good in some other countries though.

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>>38474670
Most girls only seem to use dating sites for validation. Fucking pisses me off because I'm actually looking to meet someone not just get my dick wet.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38474724
>I'm actually looking to meet someone
You'll just have to wait until they hit the wall and are ready to settle down.

>>38472285
>kek
go back to /b/, you fucking moron

If you are hot enough to get tinder matches, why are you on r9k?

>>38475738
I get Tinder matches but I'm a robot.

>>38475738
Because I'm just as autistic as everyone else here.

>>38472944
>I did find a pinterest that would be hard for a potential employer to find and/or link to her.
stop stalking a complete stranger that wants nothing to do with you, you creep!

I swiped 200+ times and have zero matches, what did I do wrong?

>>38470231
>Is another OP is a 7/10 and make tinder threads on /r9k/
Does tinder even work if you are a 6/10?

>>38472944
>I did find a pinterest that would be hard for a potential employer to find and/or link to her. It seemed fairly tam

yeah what is she going to post on fucking pinterest that would be considered risque?

shes not going to post her fucking nudes on there, thats for chad and tyrone only

Shouldn't have lowered yourself to animalistic urges OP.

>"Hey X, how are you?"
Most generic opening possible. She has dozens of messages exactly like this waiting for her.

>Tell her that asking how she was probably wasn't the best opener
Already apologizing like a beta.

>explain that she's cute
A physical complement this early on makes you seem shallow. Any girl above a 5 gets shitloads of these.

>seems interesting enough to warrant persistence
Pushy at best.

>Ask her about her being an "author," which she mentioned in her bio.
The one thing you did right.

Talk to girls about the interests they mention in their profiles from the get-go. Don't try pick-up lines or generic "hi" messages. Avoid physical compliments, which cute girls on tinder are FLOODED with. Message each girl once and maximize your number of messages rather than developing oneitis simply from reading a profile.

>>38475738
any decent looking robot can get matches.
then it's just a matter of time and learning to actually meeting and/or fucking

>>38470849
>overuse of social media
Maybe she decided to get off tinder and normanbook.

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>Create a new profile just to shitpost
>Get more likes, messages and responses from actual women
>Use DSP photos too
tfw

>>38476934
you went wrong being ugly / dumb bio

even manllet me has gotten like 7 matchs in the 1 week I was on there

>>38470231
>Hey X

You are either gay or 14 years old.

What the fuck are you doing dude. Tell them a joke, say some random shit, something to get her attention, not just "Hey X" like some beta faggot. That's not even to mention the fact that she probably has 50+ messages of dudes saying "Hey" and unless you are a male model, you will not stand out to her.

You have to make yourself stand out, be different, but not so autistic. It's all mind games and shit, but drop the "X's" you gay fuck.

Literally anything but "Hey X" will be better.

Jesus Christ.

>>38474724
Exactly, most girls use it when they are "bored", for validation or as some vanity project or shilling for their instagram and snapchat so beta orbiters can follow them.

It is very hard to find an actual girl willing to hook up or even just go for a coffee or some shit in my area. They are all slags who just use Tinder to boost their ego or for shits and giggles.

Unless you are a literal 8/10 chad the vast majority will not even consider speaking to you face to face, let alone sleeping with you. Even the girls who are like 6/10 at best think so highly of themselves that they don't date within their rating.

Dumb cunts.

>>38478457
Well they can't tell you're a manlet from your pictures but they can tell I'm bald. I was hoping I'd get a pity match or find an escort but nope

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Does adding a workplace and linking your Instagram make any difference? Might add that there are no pics of myself or others on the Instagram.

>>38470231
How do I craft a simple tasteful bio?

>>38470931
she wasn't worth ur time if she didn't like that desu senpai

>>38477129
this

I mostly make a joke about something in their pictures or bio that seems out of the ordinary. Have gotten laid this way

>>38470231
There's no wholesome girls on Tinder. It's an app designed for women to ride to cock carousel. She's probably fucked dozens of men from that app. Trying to appear wholesome is just a facade women put on to convince themselves they aren't whores.

>>38476934
I've probably swiped 1.5k girls over the two months I've had it. Only got 5 matches

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Why do I have zero matches bros?

>>38481541
because you look like you belong in a cartel or something

>>38481541
You're probably gonna get banned for posting pic of yourself but anyway
>Shit picture
>Creepy eyes
>Looks slightly overweight
Mirin' that jawline though.

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Used this picture of some fitness instructor dude and got like 14 matches in a span of 30 minutes. I have like 30 matches on my real account wich I've been using over a year. A FUCKING YEAR
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR, WHY ARE WOMAN LIKE THIS? WHY WOULD THEY RATHER GET WITH THE PUMP AND DUMP GUY THAN ME WHO HAS A GOOD EARNING FULLTIME JOB AND LIVES ON HIS OWN?

>>38481958
So go lift? its the 1 thing you actually can control to some xtent.

>>38482050
That's the damn point, I already am in shape. Not as ripped as the guy in the pic, but I should atleast be able to get something. I havn't had a reply of half my matches, let alone met any of them in person.