>walking down the street with my short, petite gf (legal age)

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This story is 8000% fake news.

I can't believe this happened to you! That was almost as bad as the time I couldn't see the new star wars on my own because the theatre had a "no singles" policy

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GTFO YOU STUPID BABY LOVER!! SICK FREAK!

inb4 some autist takes this seriously and starts an argument about the age of consent

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>have short and young looking who is 19
>normies all assume shes like 15
>always giving me looks and asking her for her ID

>>38468741
Lock her in your basement so people no longer see you together in public.

>>38468783
>>38468801
>>38468802
>>38468835
Im being percent serious here. She's considering breaking up with me so I won't get hurt anymore. But I love her too much, she's the only reason I'm still alive. I'll probably off myself.

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>>38468936

Get the fuck off my board you normie chucklefuck faggot

>>38469421
You too. Fucking frog posting normalfag shitter.

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>>38470066
>has gf
>can call people normalfags
chose one dumbass

>>38468936
So, what happened in the end? Did you call the police? Did they apologize?

>>38468741
I don't really believe this, but I'll give you the benefit of a doubt; how bad did they beat you up? Were they arrested? Do you have anyother stories like this?

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>>38468741
Maybe you should date within your age range, OP.

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>>38468875
>>38468741
>have innawoods recluse gf
>4'11
She is at least curvy (not meme/nigger 'curvy' which is basically a fancy way of saying 'fat', just has female lines so nobody mistakes her for underage). So she doesn't look like a little kid from behind or anything, but I'm sure a few people have saw us and hmmmm'd.

>>38470116
>>38470151
The cops said they couldn't do anything unless they could find out their identities. So nothings probably going to happen to them.

>>38470180
When did they stop? Did they apologize? Any injuries?

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>have a qt loli gf (she's older than me)
>walk down the street in the city, holding hands with her
>niggers make fun of me

>>38468741
Maybe you two shouldnt be to intimate when walking together, it sucks but better than being beaten up.

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>have average/below average gf
>first gf
>scared to bring her to fireworks festival in small town
>afraid everyone is going to clown on me

>>38470267
>meet my loli gf's family
>her mom looks really young and her 28 year old sister looks 16
this is going to happen for a very long time, isn't it?

>>38470375
Does her mom and her sister like you? Do they want you to marry your gf?

>>38470663
idk if they like me but they certainly haven't treated me negatively at all
My gf is very, very polite and doesn't really think bad of people at all, so unless I was a total shithead I feel like they wouldn't care.

>>38470701
Have any white knights beat the shit out of you? Do you ever get weird looks?

I'm noticing a lot of fucking normie threads lately, see shit like:

>have gf
>have bullshit problem with relationship

I believe you are looking for:
>>>/adv/

now get out.

>>38470782
i'm the same guy as >>38470348
I think i get some weird looks
she's really flat and 5 feet tall. I'm 6 foot 2, so it's pretty noticeable.

>>38470348
Lift her up on your shoulders so she can get a better view. Thats what a good bf would do.

>>38470836
bruh i'm still an autistic loser, just like the rest of you, don't worry
this girl just happens to be in love with me for some bizarre reason
I'm unironically a fat brown autist with a qt aryan (formerly virgin) gf
once she finally gets tired of me, it's gonna be a real long time before i get another
like i crawl on the floor shirtless and make gurgling noises when i'm bored and she just giggles and says i'm cute

>tfw no short petite gf to hold hands with while walking around the city so she doesn't get lost.

ha thats what you get for having a gf normie faggot

>>38468936
>being percent serious

>>38470912
WHAT THE FUCK WHY DOESNT THIS EVER HAPPEN TO ME