Pick one: >8 inch dick >6'3" height >Fit/muscular

6'3 and it's not even a contest, although 8 inch dick would be nice. It must feel like you're superman, being secretly super hung but looking plain when clothed.

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I can never get my foreskin back, so you know which one I'd pick

>>38468586
>$10,000 dollars
Is this a daily amount? Because I don't see how such a small amount is meant to be equivalent to the miraculous things you are offering.

>>38468586
The 10k is useless unless you are getting that daily or weekly. I would pick the 6'3 height.

>>38468628
>>$10,000 dollars
I would take the 10k . I don't need any of the other crap

>>38468586
>tfw have all of these
guess i'll be leaving you fucks behind

>>38468586
>There's no perfect health in there.

Guess I continue being bedridden.

>>38468689
The money is the easiest to get really, unless you have all of these things or better it is a dumb choice.

Just give me 6'0 and i'll be happy

Pls give me 3 more inches god i'm only 21 ;_;

>>38468586
Can there be a "handsome face" option? Pretty much everything about my body is decent except for my ugly fucking mug

An 8 inch dick isn't going to help me if I'm an awkward sperg so I'll go with social skills.

>>38468724
5'9 is literally the average American height dumbfuck

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>no option for quick painless un-existence

trash list desu

>>38468586
>6inch dick
>already 6'#"
>pretty fat
>already have a ton of money
>balding but I wouldn't know what to do with thick hair anyways
>never circumcised
>pretty charming, but a multiplicative increase would be dope
>teeth are pretty whatever

I guess I'll take the fit body and enjoy it until I get to be a sedentary lump again

The body, I'm a OK looking gay boi, but I really want a good beach bod

>Fit/muscular body
I just want to be STRONK

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Foreskin, no contest.

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>>38468744

it's nowhere near the same thing. A restored foreskin doesn't have the same end organs or dartos muscle that a real one does...it's just an imitation.

And if you got the "beauty cut" circumcision you don't even have any inner foreskin left at all so it really wouldn't be possible to even get a reasonable facsimile.

Fit/muscular body, easily. Nobody would fuck with me and I'd be able to work on my "charm/social" aspects as well as get a job and make money somewhere I won't be treated like shit. who's gonna want to piss of somebody who can kick their ass?

>>38468586
>8 inch dick
I will never have sex, so this is useless for me.
>6'3" height
I'm fine with my height. With 6'3'' people would see me as a lanky dork.
>Fit/muscular body
Kinda nice but would require massive efforts to maintain, so it's out. Also I'm fine with my body.
>Restored foreskin
Useless, I'm uncut.
>Charm/social increasse
Would be great if I pursued a normie lifestyle but I want to die a wizard.
>Flawless skin
Nice, but my skin is fine.
>Perfect teeth
Nice, but by teeth are fine.

That leaves only
>Perfect thick hair
I'm 26 and starting to bald. I was worried about it at first but have come to accept my receding hairline. It's not too bad yet.

and
>$10,000 dollars
It's 10,000 bucks man.

Make it 50k and I'll take the money. Not so sure about 10k vs. gud hair but I'd still probably take the 10k. I just don't give that much of a fuck about my appearance.

>>38468586
>>$10,000
You'd have to be literally fucking retarded to choose this unless you want a second hand Subaru. I'd pay waaaaay more than that for anything else on that list. I'll take the "perfect thick hair" please.

>>38468747
nice cope lol
>tfw 5'11 manlet
IT FUCKING SUCKS BROS

>>38468586
>8 inch dick
Have a 7,5" dick I'm fine with that
>6'3" height
I'm 6"0. 6"3 would be nice but not necessarily needed.
>Fit/muscular body
This would be nice, though I'm working towards one now. Got rid of a lot of bellyfat in a mere week.
>$10,000 dollars
That's not a lot.
>Perfect thick hair
Have it already.
>Restored foreskin
Dont mind being circumcised, had infections because of foreskin.
>Charm/social increasse
Already charismatic.
>Flawless skin
I have zits on my back and chest, would be nice to get rid of these.
>Perfect teeth
This is my number 1 out of all of them by far. Have somewhat yellowish teeth.

Yes I'm a Chad according to your standards but I'm not gonna say why because I'd feel like I'd make you feel sad or uncomfortable.

>>38468586
>Fit/muscular body
100%

I already have all the other attributes ;)

>>38468586
>>Fit/muscular body
desu

>>38469342
You're not a chad, chad doesn't call himself a chad.

>8 inch benis
I want to shock /hm/ with my benis

>>38469557
Im saying you guys would call me Chad. Not that I'm that special or anything, but you guys still would.

>>38469702
A chad isn't self aware he's a chad, he's just him.

>>38468586
8 inch

I already have thick hair and I'm 6'5
I'd be pretty content desu

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>>38468586
>tfw when I do not have any of these (5'4, small dick, shitty skin, bad teeth, skinny, non muscular) and would STILL pick $10,000.
literally none of these will fix my social retardation.

>>38468586
8 inch dick easily.

>>38468586
I'm a 6"3 dicklet
Being tall is nice but nothing beats having a 8 inch dick

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>Being tall is nice but nothing beats having a 8 >inch

A large penis is the be all and end all of masculinity. I'd make the same choice.
If I were endowed...I would be more
confident & have higher self-esteem.
I wouldn't be a hesitant to approach
women & have as many instances of
freezing up/chickening out.

>>38468586

>8 inch dick
>$10K
>perfect thick hair
>extremely charming
>perfect teeth

I think i'm winning here ya'll

>>38470717
>but a manlet

>>38468586
I'm already 6'1, but 6'3 seems nice. I have an 8.5" dick, so that's a downgrade.
Fit body seems the best, if it's literally 10/10, best natural look-tier.
10k is the cheap short option.
The hair, foreskin, social stats, skin, and teeth aren't as good as the body. It makes up for all of it.

>>38470757
i'm 5'11

bitches never know tho

>>38468586
>200 IQ

How is that not an option

>>38468619
I'm 6'2" and I just feel like a fucking monster, and not a good one. Especially because I go to a school with heaps of tiny asians.

>>38468586
$10k
The rest is of not much use to me.

>>38468689
>gets the $10k and gets teeth fixed, probably still has leftover cash

>>38469213
I was already bald when I was your age anon. It's not the end of the world, as long as you start shaving your head before you start looking funny.

Fit body.

Change the money to $100k and I'd be tempted.

>>38468586
the cash. age will make all those other things worthless/near worthless.

>>38471136
Intelligence is worth nought if there is no will to support it.

>>38470779
What the fuck are you doing on r9k?

Go do something that we arent able to

>>38471211
Being myself, of course.

>>38468723
in terms of value however everything else requires more than it has. That money will always lead to something better. Perfect teeth, skin, hair or dick is meaningless with out socail graces and skills and if all you have is social graces and skills the money still holds better value because those skill will make that 10k 100k

>>38471136
you really want to be so smart that you are 100% aware at all times how ugly and socially repulsive you are? To the point you can't enjoy anything because the people around you only care about exploiting your intelligence and nothing else?

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>>38468586
I'd choose 6'3 over an increased dick length anyday. I'm already an athletic god tier 5'8 manlet with a 7.3" cock that can do anything. All I need is that height so women look my way and worship my BBC. Literally all I need in life

>>38469763
but if it weren't for him making this realisation you would have assumed chad status

>>38469171
I really don't get why so many people are complaining. I'm circumsized as well, but it happened when I was about 19 because of phimosis. Since I know how it felt before and after, I can really say that there's no difference whatsoever.

>>38471279
dudes are just dick obsessed, they look at that thing as an avatar of there self worth. It's why guys obsess over it more than girls. Most guys would want a 20 inch cheese wheel girth cock even if it meant they never get laid again because for whatever damn reason we value that things size like it is made of money.

>>38468586
An 8 inch dick no questions. It would do so much for my confidence and help hold my spaghetti in knowing I can please a woman. Being a dicklet is pure torture when the rest of you is manly enough.

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>>38471211
Just because I have a big dick doesn't mean I've used it. I'd rather have a small dick and be a virgin than have a big one.
>>38471227
Fuck off, that wasn't sent to you.

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>Perfect thick hair

I miss them so much...

>>38471279

Did you get the beauty cut?

>>38471498
> I'd rather have a small dick
no you don't retard
having a small dick is literally a death sentence

>>38471543
You misunderstand me. What is the point of having a Ferrari in the garage if you've lost the garage door opener? I'd rather have a Honda Civic in the garage and have it locked than have a Ferrari.

>>38468586
Restored foreskin, but it has to be a real foreskin and not just a Restored piece of skin like I'm doing right now.

>>38468586
Charm/Social increase. I'm not perfect in the other categories but I'm tired of being too autistic to even SPEAK to people around me

>>38468586
>be socially shit, sub 6ft, skinnyfat, balding, acne
>have 7.25" cock
>Am leaning towards picking 8" cock

Is there something wrong with me?

>>38468586
>$10,000 dollars
>Perfect thick hair
>Flawless skin
3/9 isn't too bad I guess

>>38471553
I didn't misunderstand you, you won the lottery
set up a profile on tinder state your dicksize and get laid, retard
get out of this board

>>38471719
I have never done that before. Isn't that too crass? I have never been outside and interacted with others more than the absolute minimum, are women really "dick size-->I will fuck you"?

>>38471750
yes they are, now get out

>>38471750
Not all, but enough are to get laid just by posting it on Tinder.

i'd pick charm/social increase

>>38471279
Understand that you're anecdotal evidence might contradict overall trends.

>>38471765
I still feel guilty doing that, plus some of my previous friends (before the falling out) browse Tinder, it would be weird.
I have nobody to take a picture of me and it always turns out ugly.
>>38471779
I'll make one and see.

>>38471897
okay retard, if you dont get laid with a 8+ cock, then stay virgin and die alone
mine is literally 5.5, so it's pretty obvious why I don't get laid
it's up to you

>>38471909

>mine is literally 5.5, so it's pretty obvious why I don't get laid

Because you or the women around you are delusional?

5.5" is a normal penis length. It's very typical.

>>38471909
Just because you have a big dick doesn't mean you will always get laid. I have big hands so it always looks small in my hands. I can grasp two hands around it and still see the head, though. I'm 6'1, so my hands are not small.

>>38471932
no, that's pretty small
even beginner dildos are bigger
>>38471941
>Just because you have a big dick doesn't mean you will always get laid
this where you are wrong, doesn't matter tho
you will understand one day

>>38468586
10 grand
easily

>>38468586
Definitely the big penor, nothing feels worse than being laughed at when you pull down your pants

>>38471967
Ayyy, you're retarded. Even if you had an 8 inch penis you would still be a virgin because of your autism and introversion and inability to communicate with women. Did your penis size ever actually stop you from having sex? Like, were you in bed and the girl was like "oh lol 5.5 no thank you" or are you just delusional?

>>38472068
I'm not autistic but I avoid females and I turned down sex cause I'm aware of my size
If you don't get laid every weekend with a 8 incher then you are mentally retarded

>>38472098
You're aware of what exactly, your average sized penis? If 5.5 is stopping you from having sex then you probably shouldn't reproduce.

>>38472109
I'm aware that i'm a dicklet
Why would I waste my time with females when she can easily find a bigger dick?
I'm literally bottom 20% of the male population

>>38468586
>8 inch dick
It's a decent size I think, slightly smaller than 7 inch
>6'3" height
I'm very short, 5'4, but I like taller girls so I don't want to be taller.
>Fit/muscular body
I'm working out to maybe become otter mode
>$10,000 dollars
I'm a NEET so the money wouldn't be bad I guess.
>Perfect thick hair
My hair is alright.
>Restored foreskin
That would be very nice.
>Charm/social increasse
This wins easily, it's one of the most important skills in the world and I feel like one of my biggest problems.
>Flawless skin
My skin is pretty good.
>Perfect teeth
Would be nice.

>>38471967
>>38472098
>I'm not autistic but I avoid females and I turned down sex cause I'm aware of my size
I do the same because I don't think girls want to fuck on the first date. Aren't dick pics and that stuff a huge sign of a douchebag chad?

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oregagagno. Not even OP but kys

>>38468586
give me 10k so i can build a PC then go travel thanks boss, I already have the other stuff decent enough

>>38472165
Meant to
>>38472162
orgingino

>>38472130
Average is dicklet? Good for you, kill yourself, it's simple to notice why you're a robot, you're an autist with no communication skills and you use your dick size as an excuse as to why you can't get a girlfriend.

>>38471274
>7.3 inches
>BBC
Better luck next life kid

>>38472178
>>38472162
wait nvm it was meant to
>>38472098

>>38472202
average is dicklet, even if we forget about the 8x6 meme, the ideal size is way above average
I won't search for that study, but the result was 7x5
well I got the girth but not the lenght
>you're an autist with no communication
this is where you are wrong kiddo
i'm 6"3
I'm balding a but it's okay
I got wide shoulders and I'm not a spaghetti spilling autist
I'm just realistic and I know that I'm right

even the best seller dildos are 6-7 inches, so a 30$ plastic toy is better than me
>>38472162
idk what are you trying to say, but I don't take pictures of my 5.5 dicklet
even if I trick with the angles I can't make it look big

Eight inch dick for sure. 6'3 is tempting but I feel alright at 5'10, an eight inch dick would be awesome. Thanks.

>>38468586
fit/muscular body

I'm too lazy to workout and got everything else besides bigger dick, which I don't really care about.

Perfect skin pls thx

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>>38468586
>8 inch dick
im already 6.5 inches which is ok plus im probably never gonna get laid so its not that advantageous

>6'3" height
actually pretty good deal. 5'7" is a fucking garbage height.

>fit/muscular body
im already semi fit and if i put the work in i could get a muscular body so nah

>$10,000
im already well off for my age and situation plus upper middle class parents who i can use as a safety net so nah

>perfect thick hair
as long as i keep my hair short/dyed and use product its fine so nah

>restored foreskin
nah dude

>charm/social increase
this is actually a good one because im a fucking autismo

>flawless skin
the only problem with my skin is that im pale but all id need to do is go outside sometimes so nah

>perfect teeth
i can just use whitening strips so nah

>>38469342
god people who blogpost like this and fill it out like a criteria are such cucks

>>38472240
I'm saying that I also avoid women, but for different reasons (I have ostracized myself because my political beliefs are as far removed from the Overton window as possible). Dick size never really is that consequential during first impressions, at least in my very limited experience/encounters (virtually non-existent).

Anyways I made a tinder and I'm just swiping right. I didn't add my face, just some meme though.

>>38472412
believe me it does, especially in "current year"
also I'm not even some shallow fuck, I don't even want to pump and dump
just settle down with some chick, which is obviously won't happen cause of the reasons I stated above

>>38468586
6'3" height would be my choice every time.

>>38472449
>also I'm not even some shallow fuck, I don't even want to pump and dump
Neither do I, hence my reluctance at overtly mentioning my penis size. I haven't even had sex, not even close. I don't want to just pump and dump, I don't want a kid. We will see how absolutely degraded modern women are. Most of them are the "croptop wearing, Coachella going, choker havings, Xanax popping whores", though.

Fit body

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Give me the 8 inch dick please
>tfw 6'4" but 5 inch dick so its meaningless

>>38468586
6'3 easy choice. Fuck the foreskin being cut is much better. Muscles can come with hard work but height doesn't change

>>38468586
>1 inch shorter
>1 inch shorter
>already working on it
>sounds pretty good
>already have it pretty much
>fuck no
>also sounds pretty good
>meh, mine's fine
>already have
This game is boring. I guess I'd take charm/social increase because it'll last longer than $10,000.

Fit/muscular body probably, I'm skinnyfat and can't seem to keep motivation for most things let alone getting in shape
Plus being fit could open opportunities for the good kind of physical/hands on work

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>>38468586
>tfw have all of these except the last 4
>still not a normie

>>38468586
Definitely 6'3" height. It's not even a competition honestly. Being 5'8" is like a form of torture.

>>38472339
>5'7" is a fucking garbage height.
you're garbage

>>38468586

Charm. Already 6'2, mediocre teeth with enough money to fix then later, good skin and average dick (it was never about the size). So yeah i lack only charm

>>38468742

Exactly. Also 6inches are enough for 90 percent of women

the dick, the dick, the dick, the DICK, THE DICK, DICK GIVE DICK GIVE DICK GIVE DICK

I mean I already have almost all of these, I'm super jacked but you can change that yourself. so its either dick or charm and I cant choose

>>38468586
obviously the dick
this isn't even a question

>>38468586
8 inch dick. Everything else I can earn (except maybe a restored foreskin).

>>38468586
6'3" height, mah dude.

>>38468586

i want to have a 9 inch and thick BBC, with huge black balls (i'm white)

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A smaller dick

>>Charm/social increase
this is the obvious choice you morons

>>38468586
>im fine with mine desu
>6'2 is fine, it's already a bitch to put on muscle mass
>see above, skinny-fag rn, not scrawny tho
>sure, need the $$$ for uni
>id say my hair's got a good 60 years left, if i live that long.. everyone in my family died with a full head of hair
>ok
>skin is fine
>teeth are fine

>>38468586
>Have a nice 7 inch one
>I am 6'4
>Slightly overweight
>Not poor but not rich
>Decent hair
>I am uncut
>I am a bit socially unaware
>Have good skin
>Good teeth

Money easily

10k. Its the only one that would make me happy even if it only lasts a few weeks.

>no choice for perfect or normal mental health
I guess ill chose charm then

>>38468586
Fit bidy for me please.

Height and dick size don't really improve much, $10000 is not a lot, don't care about the rest.

Height obviously.

There's a reason it is the FIRST and SINGLE thing women ask for on Tinder.

I have all the other things. I would be a Chad if only I was 6'3"

10K

I couldn't give less of a fuck about the other shit.

Foreskin

Asides from the height and maybe dick size, you can fix all of those things listed.

You can never un-cut a foreskin.

>>38468586
>8 inch dick
Would be nice although mine is and works just fine
>6'3" height
Nah im cool
>Fit/muscular body
Steadily sorta heading towards that already
>$10,000 dollars
Everybody could use some extra funds
>Perfect thick hair
Got it
>Restored foreskin
See first answer
>Charm/social increasse
Just be yourself habib
>Flawless skin
Already have very good skin
>Perfect teeth
Had braces

>Fit/muscular body
This, as long as I don't need any effort to maintain it.

>>38468664
Are you retarded? Throw that in a hi risk hi yield account. Basement-dweller

>>38468586
Charm/social increase
I just can't into social games.
Too afraid of people at first, and of losing them again with girls. They can feel it too, and that doesn't help one bit.

>>38468586
Gotta go with hair

Height and dick don't matter in real life
Fit body would be ruined by my lack of motivation to work out
Don't want to be uncircunsized
Already charming
Already good skin
I've had my teeth fixed long ago

>>8 inch dick
Already have
>>6'3" height
Nah, I'm 6'5"
>>Fit/muscular body
Will take!
>>$10,000 dollars
Meh
>>Perfect thick hair
Have
>>Restored foreskin
Still have my foreskin
>>Charm/social increasse
I get hoes easily
>>Flawless skin
Have
>>Perfect teeth
Also have

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I'll take the body option even though all the progress would revert after a month since I don't go to gym due to snivelling normies.

>>38468586

tfw better than list but still a neet because of functional autism :(

Social finesse by far. The others can be achieved or bought now or sometime in the future

>>38468586
>8 inch dick
7.5 - close enough
>6'3" height
well over that
>Fit/muscular body
Nice
>$10,000 dollars
I can make that in a year at minimum wage
>Perfect thick hair
I had thick hair but it fell out from 20 to 35
>Restored foreskin
My skin is loose enough to fap without cream
>Charm/social increasse
Would be nice but I don't think it is necessary if you have good looks
>Flawless skin
not interested.
>Perfect teeth
I would settle for semi straight and some color close to white

Of all those, I would have to go for more fitness while retaining my current traits.

>>38471136
Because if you are on r9k chances are your IQ is close to that.

>>38476209

REEEEEEEEEEEE WHY ARE YOU HERE CHAD

>>38476547
Just bored, my girl is at work and my FWB is on holiday

>>38468586
>5 inch dick
>6"2
>270 lbs
>I got way more
>balding
>no problem with that
>stretch marks are shit but no big deal
>I got that

I guess I would take the 8 inch dick

>>38476545
>this is what people here actually believe

>>38468586
>8 inch dick
I'm happy with my 6 inches.
>6'3" height
I'm happy with my 5'9"
>Fit/muscular body
Already have that and it would be useless for most robots anyway. It's gone in like 4 months if you don't lift anyway.
>$10,000 dollars
Beat choice right here. Would pick.
>Perfect thick hair
Already have it.
>Restored foreskin
Can't restore something that's not gone.
>Charm/social increasse
Sounds nice but I rather have the 10k
>Flawless skin
Already have that.
>Perfect teeth
Don't need it/Can buy it with my 10k

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i'll take the money, since it's the only thing I don't have. how does it feel?

>>38468586
Fit

I don't mind my height or dick size or any of that, I just wish I wasn't so skinny. No woman is attracted to someone with the frame of a child

>>38468586
>8 inch dick
I think that's too much desu. BBC memes aside, most women just want one that's decent to live with. Flings? Sure, 8 inches will get you in pants right away, but a long-term sexual partner would prefer a more average cock.
>6'3" height
God I wish
>Fit/muscular body
I'm on my way there anyway
>10,000 dollars
I wish
>Perfect thick hair
My hair is pretty t h i c c already
>restored foreskin
I don't jerk off anymore
>Charm/social increase
Already happened, with a lot of work
>Flawless skin
Another one I want
>Perfect teeth
My teeth are fine.

So it boils down to
>6'3" height
>10,000 dollars
>flawless skin
Given that 10,000 dollars won't matter in, say, 10 years, I unfortunately nix that one. As far as skin goes, mine's not terrible, so I'd go with 6'3" for sure.

t. 5'8" with a crush on a 6'1" girl

Feelsbadman.

>>38477142
Becoming /fit/ wouldn't bring you anywhere because you have to actually lift and eat healthy to keep that body lmao

>>38468619
It's whatever. I'm a 5'4" manlet with seven and a half and it doesn't help much. You get maybe some surprised gasps, little jokes from folks who find out. But if you aren't the full package, it just dont matter.

38477078
Not even a (You)

>>38468586
Perfect teeth. Tired of cavities.

>>38468586
FLAWLESS SKIN PLEASE

PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38468627
>>38469171
>>38474250
>what is Foregen
>what is regenerative medicine
http://www.foregen.org/

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>>38477241
fuck, they spend money and time on useless shit like this
FIND A FUCKING WAY TO MAKE MY PENOR BIGGER REEEEEEEE

With $10,000, I can probably get my teeth looking decent and have some money left over.

>>38468586
>>Fit/muscular body
>>Perfect thick hair
>Charm/social increasse
>Flawless skin
>Perfect teeth
All of these are really tempting, but I'm going to have to go with flawless skin because my skin is something that I truly hate about myself, the amount of effort and drugs I'd have to use to achieve good skin makes me sad.

>>38477283
Finally, someone who understands me. I fucking hate my skin, especially around my face and back. My face is basically some monstrosity of red and green. And my veins are overly visible with a green color, and just looks awful.
Why did this have to happen?

6'3" no contest. Have decently fit body (ottermode) & everything else ok. Pretty meh dick but that's whatever. I'd love to actually be taller than my girlfriend though.

>>38468586
i already have 5 out of the 9, so i guess it's either flawless skin or social increase.

>Be 6'1
>6,5" Dick
>Pretty fit, trying to gain weight but visible six pack at 165lbs
>Got pretty straight hair, but keep it short and good thickness
>Okay socially
>Nice skin except i get zits on my thigh for no fucking reason
>Yellowish teeth but getting better

Meh, either charm or the dick desu.

>>38468724

Same. We're fucked. At least I have a big benis though

> already have 7 inch dick
> 5'9 kill me now
> go to the gym so body isn't a problem
> broke faggot but i have a job so money isn't a problem
> hair is already pretty thick
> been circumcised and don't want foreskin back so i'm good with that
> socially incapable
> skin isn't perfectly clear but i use acne stuff so it's getting better
> had braces so teeth are pretty good, can use a little bit of whitening however
i think i'll go with the social skills honestly. i'm fine with being short, in fact i still have at least a couple more inches in me to grow. i'm literally terrible with social things so i think that'd be a good choice for me

>8 inch dick
straight fembot so no thanks
>6'3" height
would maybe like to be an amazon but not a top priority
>Fit/muscular body
as long as its not gross/overly bulky and i get to keep wide hips + chest, this is the top choice (tfw too depressed to not be obese)
>$10,000 dollars
already loaded, it does nothing
>Perfect thick hair
i'd like it longer, but that will happen eventually anyways, it's already 2thicc
>Restored foreskin
wut
>Charm/social increasse
i'd really like to not be (actually, non meme, diagnosed) autistic, maybe that should be the top pick, but i'd rather be hot
>Flawless skin
have awful keratosis pilaris, rosecea, and stretch marks so this would be a very close second
>Perfect teeth
they're fine rn

>>38468586
>tfw you have all of this but can't get a gf

>>38468689
Litterally all of them have a high monetary value than 10000 dollars
>Fit body increase your quality of life
>Social increase can help you in business and you'll make 10000 dollars in no time
And all the cosmetic shit considering this is not a shitty surgery and it's like a magical perfect change in your body this would cost wayyy more than 10000

I will take the social increase pls

>>38470401
>>A large penis is the be all and end all of masculinity.
>horse hung traps are more masculine than a bodybuilder with an average penis

Yeah, I'm not buying that one.

>>38478347
but it's true
big cock > good looks

>>38478364
Never said anything about good looks. Good looks >>> big dick though because most people never see your dick anyway. Big dick doesn't give you the halo effect either.

But to my point, a roided out frat boy bodybuilder with an average dick is more masculine than a femme trap with a huge dick. This is indisputable.

>>38478403
not really, masculinity is measured in the size of your cock

>>38478441
Don't think so, m8. If that were the case, then, again, the feminine trap would be more masculine the 99%+ of men, which doesn't make sense.

6'3 My dick already long. Mad pussy money amd respect would be throen at me

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>>38478189
Becoming /fit/ through a miracle is literally speeding up your lifting progress by around 1 year. You still have to lift if you want to keep that body for more than 5 months. Becoming /fit/ is literally the worst choice here.

>>38478458
I fell for the /fit/ meme, my tights are muscular, my dick is average at best and I genuinely feel less of a man compared to a tranny with a huge cock

>8 inch dick
6 and a half here
>6'3" height
6'1" here
>Fit/muscular body
Skinny with a small beer gut here
>$10,000 dollars
I only have 5k in savings in my late 20's, this one is pretty tempting
>Perfect thick hair
I'm going bald at 28, this one is really tempting
>Restored foreskin
My dick works just fine, no thank you
>Charm/social increasse
This would be nice, a couple years of depression really zapped a lot of this that I once had right the fuck out of me. I'd prefer the money or hair though.
>Flawless skin
I'm sure people with shitty acne scars would be tempted, I'm fine with my average skin.
>Perfect teeth
I have a crossbite but don't give a shit. No thanks.

I'm going with the ten grand.

>>38468586
Almost 8 inches already (I jelq) so I guess I'll take that charm. Big dick don't mean shit if you can't even talk to a bitch.

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>>38478563
>I jelq
44665

>>38478523
That's perhaps because you're judging yourself rather than doing a more objective comparison involving two other people. Our own insecurities can sometimes blindside giving a reasonable assessment.

To me, for the male who wants to pass as a woman and does pass as a woman, for example, I wouldn't consider more masculine than me, somebody unmistakeablely a man, regardless of size difference.

The level of insecurity about cock size on here reaches level of hysteria sometimes. It's a little silly, desu

>>38468586
I pick 6'3" because finding pants that fit as a manlet is fucking abysmal

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>>38471272
>the people around you
come on now

>>38468619
this
t. 5'3

I'd take the 8" dick. People know me as I am today but the big cock would be a nice surprise for my girlfriend. I'd love to absolutely dominate her with a massive fuckstick.
> mfw iwn know what that's really like

>>38473014
5'7 is deep within manlet territory my friend

>>38468586
if you have charm or money none of the other things matter

>>38468689
t. low time preference negro

>>38468586
>8 inch dick
Already a good size, no complaints.
>6'3" height
I'm 6'0, this would be nice
>Fit/muscular body
Don't have one but could work for it
>$10,000 dollars
Can also work for it
>Perfect thick hair
I'd rather fix my hairline
>Restored foreskin
Hmmm maybe
>Charm/social increasse
I'm pretty charming, but social increase is pretty vague. it could mean people like me more or I'm higher on the social ladder, but I'm not in school anymore so wtf
>Flawless skin
Already drink a lot of water. Skin looks pretty good and get complimented on it
>Perfect teeth
Just gotta brush more and get it whitened

Probably the 6'3" nothing like being a big guy

>>38479469
And that's garbage because...?

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>>38468586
>dick
>height
>charm
are the only ones I don't already have as good or better so I'd take the dick as long as it would be really aesthetic looking.

>>38468586
I have all this but the height, limited at 6'2"

I shall get that extra inch

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>>38468586
>8 inch dick
I'm happy with my 7
>6'3" height
this would likely be my pick, although I would be dangerously underweight
>Fit/muscular body
this can be done through hard work
>$10,000 dollars
this is such a small amount that it's not really worth it unless I was tall
>Perfect thick hair
not even close
>Restored foreskin
feels good to be uncut
>Charm/social increasse
this would be my other likely pick, I'm fine within my friend group but with strangers I am a complete mess.
>Flawless skin
my skin is not the best but not nearly bad enough to choose this
>Perfect teeth
same as above

>>38468586
>8 inch dick
Got it.
>6'3" height
Satisfied with 6'1".
>Fit/muscular body
Already am.
>$10,000 dollars
Not a materialist.
>Perfect thick hair
Got it.
>Restored foreskin
Not a Jew.
>Charm/social increasse
Social attractiveness and intelligence.
>Flawless skin
Got it.
>Perfect teeth
Wearing braces, they're off next year.

>>38480042
>8 inch dick
>I'm happy with my 7

Pathetic

>>38468586
Pick one:
>8 inch dick
That would be a downgrade
>6'3" height
Happier where I am 6'2"
>Fit/muscular body
Got it already
>$10,000 dollars
Peanuts
>Perfect thick hair
Bingo
>Restored foreskin
Never lost it
>Charm/social increasse
Don't need
>Flawless skin
I'm white
>Perfect teeth
Yeah maybe

Why are people actually picking foreskin, more fap seems like a bad idea

>>38468586
Well I've already got an 8 incher
In content being 5' 8"
I'm already muscular

I'd probably take the money so I can jump start my investing career.

Also I need to buy all those Vidya im behind on.

>>38468586
>8 inch dick
To do what with
>6'3" height
Nope
>Fit/muscular body
No
>$10,000 dollars
Yes
>Perfect thick hair
Got that
>Restored foreskin
Got it
>Charm/social increasse
Not really needed
>Flawless skin
Got it
>Perfect teeth
They're fine

>>38471279
I can vouch for that. Got mine at 17 and like you said, no difference at all.

perfect teeth

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Flawless skin to get rid of my stretch marks and keratosis pilaris.

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>>38468586 (OP)
10k so I can buy some nice guns.

>>38480087
doesn't matter in the end, lad. still gonna die a virgin

>>38468586
>Charm/social increasse
Gets you everywhere.

I want my hair back desu
I am good on everything else

i pick all of them.

fuck you. try and stop me faggot, im a god.

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>>38468586
I'd prefer to just be happy.
But out of that list... the 10 grand easy.
>Already have 7 inches.
>I'm more than happy with being 5 foot 10.
>I could get a fit/muscular body with some effort.
>I want the money.
>I have excellent thick auburn hair.
>I have a foreskin already since I'm English.
>I have charm and social skills.
>My skin is generally pretty good minus the occasional rash... I use pretty decent products (not gay, I just like to use nice stuff when I bathe).
>My teeth are on their way to being fucked but fuck it.

So yeah money no contest.

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>>38468586
Flawless skin.

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>pass
>probably highest priority
>pass
>not even that much money
>thicc as fuck already
>second highest priority
>the height will do the work for me
>pass
>pass

All i want is height and foreskin

is that so much to ask world?

>>38468586
Fit body
Oregano

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>>38468586
Honestly, perfect, thick hair.

I've had a massive bald spot on the center of my scalp since I was a child, and let me tell you, it sucks.

>increase height by 2in
>increase dick by 1.5 in
>get fit for a couple months
>social charm

I think the charm is the best in my case

>>38468586
>Charm/social increase
If you pick anything other than this, you're a normal normie or a failed normie.

>>38468586
>8 inch dick
will never have sex and even if i did im a bottom boy so it doesnt matter
>6'3"
im content with my height
>fit/muscular
my ideal body seems achieveable so i wouldn't pick this
>10k
tempting as a poorfag who has never earned a penny in his whole life but bad idea
>perfect thick hair
hair is fine
>restored foreskin
wasnt mutilated
>charm/social increase
best so far
>flawless skin
would be nice but it wouldnt count for much
>perfect teeth
same as above

the power level of social increase is so much better than all the other options its not even funny. we are social animals, the primary factor of our success is how well we can interact with other humans. Unless you are chad there is no reason to pick anything else.

>>38483322
>>38468586
To add on to this, if you pick the 8 inch dick, don't have micropenis, and are still a virgin, you're a fucking idiot.

If you pick Fit/muscular body and don't already workout, you're a mongoloid, because you'll lose all the muscle in under a year and turn back into a lanklet or lardass.

>>38468586
>8 inch dick
I want to slap the people who pass out in front of my door with it.

>>38468747
>5'9 is literally the average American height dumbfuck
5"10 for whites

social increase, even if you're a chad, it couldn't hurt to have a +5 buff an already good stat, especially with something that scales exponetially like charm

>>38468586
Let's go line by line.

>8 inch dick
Decent
>6'3" height
My gf likes that I am short and it does not really bug me, so no.
>Fit/muscular body
I like my trap body. Nah.
>$10,000 dollars
$10,000 goes fast. It is alright, but eh.
>Perfect thick hair
Already have very thick, "stylized caveman" brown cottonball like hair. It is my gf's favorite feature of me, so no need.
>Restored foreskin
Fuck off, Eurocuck. No need. Still have mine.
>Charm/social increasse
Nah. Fuck people.
>Flawless skin
This one is pretty nice. I do not get much acne, but I have some scars all over my abdomen from surgery. Would be nice I guess.
>Perfect teeth
Mine are certainly not perfect, but they are alright. Pass.

So, most of these either suck or are minor changes. I guess I will take the 8 inch dick. Would be fun to have a bit more length to work with. Whomever came up with this list must be a real subhuman if they have problems like this list.

>>38468586
Charm/social increase every time
>dick's already 7 so idc
>6'3" is too tall imo, already 6'0"
>can buy home gym
>can earn money with social skills
>hair's already thick
>who cares
>can buy perfect skin
>can buy perfect teeth

>>38477241
Will literally never succeed because they have no idea wtf they're doing. Stop shilling and getting people's hopes up.

>>38471834
Fair enough, but there are also trolls everywhere on this board trying to make people feel bad. I don't even know why. And as >>38480391 said, I'm not the only exception ITT.

>>38471537
Not sure what that means, I'm not too versed in that subject. I had my frenulum cut and my whole glans permanently exposed, if that helps.

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>>38468586
If I was 6'3 I'd be unattractively lanky, 10k isn't enough, 8 inches is excessive/my dick is fine, my hair is fine, my teeth are fine, my skin is fine, not circumsized, I think I'd choose fit/muscular body because at least that would make me a tad more comfortable in my own skin, which might improve 'charm', I can socialise when I want to I just never want to.