>be me >lurking about on /r9k/ and /wg/ >find a neet

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>be me
>lurking about on /r9k/ and /wg/
>find a neet reaction
>saveimageas
>get a call
>from a clinic I went to last week for some tests needed for work since I work at a butcher's shop that exports frequently to local resturants
>nurse goes to connect me to the doctor because he scheduled it or some shit
>assume everything's going to be fine because other than a few week reoccurring rash on my hip I'm clean
>greets the physician with a comical "What's up doc?"
>notevenachuckle.png
>"Mr. Anon are you alone right now?"
>want to make a pervert joke but I'm not full autismo and can read a mood
>"Yeah..."
>doctor then proceeds to tell me that a few of the tests have confirmed I have genital herpes and that's the cause of the rash
>dafug
>he then asks if I had sexual intercourse before the rash appeared
>tell him I did hook up with someone in my neighborhood
>also explain that I used protection
>he says regardless I need to report there at 11 exact to pick up ointment and medicine to make it go away
>also says that I'm ineligible for work until this is over
>this is the reaction I downloaded at the time