>tfw about to chat with one of my old high school teachers via phone and hopefully meet up
>tfw she has no idea who I am
>tfw whole point is to fuck her
What are the chances she'll think it's hot as fuck to fuck a former student? How do I go about getting this to actually work.
I got in contact with her through one of her stupid fucking blogs. I claimed I have no idea who she is or anything, just noticed that she lived in the same city and I wanted to discuss the topics personally. Wish me luck.
Anyone who is capable of pulling this off wouldn't be asking /r9k/ for advice. Come back with the greentext after you fail horribly.
>>38467206
You haven't thought this through, have you?
>>38467270
I'm only asking for advice from people who have any ideas how to get this to work. I'm gonna try to finesse my way into it. She is desperate for dick so bad.
>>38467303
Why?
>>38467313
good luck and if you do reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>38467313
>advice
There's a board for that
>>>/adv/
>>38467421
I haven't seen her in like 5 years at least. It'll be interesting once we get to talking. I'm gonna ease some sexual topics into what we're discussing. She wants to setup a day and time to chat, but she thinks I am serious about her joining her goal or whatever. Bitch, I just want to fulfill a fantasy.
>>38467466
reddit's deddit bro
>>38467499
>/b/tard sending someone to reddit
Oh the ironing
It's really easy to see that you don't belong here, you aren't a robot
>>38467571
been here longer than you faggot
>>38467604
i don't think that's something to brag about
>>38467499
my bad, well, fulfill your fantasy and good luck!
>>38467673
lole