>27 years old >shit three times a day >258 lbs >saunter

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>27 years old
>shit three times a day
>258 lbs
>saunter into local buffet, alone
>i like eating alone. Have a good time, usually a three plate guy.
>eating second plate, notice a line at the cashier station, it is getting busy
>this is odd, i always eat at restaurants that are very slow, with few sit-down customers
>cashier walks up and asks "hello sir, we are super busy, is it ok if this group sits at your table with you?"
>6 person group
>the people at this place are so nice and always give me the big corner table for myself
>i guess they are getting popular, my 10 person table does not make sense for one guy any more
>i understand but am filled with dread
>"oh, that is fine" i say, louder than normal
>they do not even acknowledge my presence
>get up and pay my bill, i will probably never be able to come back
Anybody else have to change routine when people start closing in?