>be me >was huge barneyfag in high school >actively

>>38465264
you made your username your actual name?

>>38465295
no, I used the same username that I had for all of my other social media accounts at the time, including my facebook and twitter accounts which have been indexed by archive websites. so basically, you look up my name on google and the old username that I used for all those accounts show up, which reveals the pony porn sites

I want to say you deserve this but I'm also not sure if autistic children are wholly responsible for their misguided actions

Just tell them the truth: It was another fag, you never had any accounts on any websites and discovered the web yesterday.
That's why I used different names everywhere, duh.

>>38465264
Can't you just email the remaining 3/5 sites to delete your account because it's ruining job chances for you?

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>>38465737
I've already tried that, and I've either gotten no responses or "sorry, we don't delete accounts on this website, but you can go and delete all your comments" like REEEEEEEEEEE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IT'S NOT THE COMMENTS THAT ARE THE PROBLEM IT'S THE FACT THAT THE ACCOUNT WILL STILL SHOW UP EVEN IF THE ACCOUNT IS CLEAR YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS

>>38465264
This is one of the funniest things I've read all day

I'm so sorry anon. I can relate but not nearly as bad. I'm just haunted by my old absolutepunk account where I worshipped Hayley Williams and thought pop punk was real music

change your name legally

>>38466112
wow you were that guy huh, jesus

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here you go anon.
https://www.google.com/webmasters/tools/legal-removal-request?complaint_type=rtbf&visit_id=0-636355658110875094-1579491987&rd=1


you can delete every url indexed manualy. This shit is gonna take you 2 week + tho.

Fill this request, with a bit of training you can delete 100+ links an hour.

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>see this thread
>google my usernames and real name
>find pony shit all over the fucking place
THIS ISN'T FUCKING FUNNY

>>38466647
I'm this anon, holy shit it goes on, there's fucking Club Penguin shit too

>>38466647
>>38466746
>>38465264
>google my name
>highschool wrestling clips show up of me getting dumpstered because the retarded coach though I should be in varsity
FUCK

>>38465264
is your name that unique? there's no other person in the world that could have it?

>>38466803
pretty much. my name is normal enough to where it doesn't look like something jamal would come up with, but it's unique enough to where nobody else in the world would have my exact combination of first and last

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This literally happenes to me, but a family member found my accounts and showed it to everyone in my family
>tfw lost trust for said family member completely
>legitimately considered suicise for following weeks
>not using gendered pronouns in this post because i feel like that could expose me again
fucking godspeed op, IKTF.

>>38465264
go back on and make them ban you

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>>38466647
>username was just my name plus numbers
>google my username
>nothing comes up

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>tfw you were listed online as president of an MLP fan club

>mfw share a name with a somewhat famous dude so it's only him that appears on joogle
>mfw never had social media except an only myspace for a few months in 6th grade

>>38465264
You are just a retard for not anonymouslying your online names, I knew to do that at age 11.
glad online archives exsist so I can exclude your retards from dating me or any jobs I hire for, and not having to learn you are a retard the hard way

>>38466765
He never did have the makings of a varsity athlete

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>google my name
>6th grade deviantart account appears

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>>38467244
>find embarrassing account from when you were in like middle school
>try for like half an hour to get into it to no avail