You're in the club and this guy slaps you're girlfriend's

pay his healthcare

>>38465186
make a drama video and load it up to youtube

>>38465186
harass him and call him human garbage

I play Ichi the Killer

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>>38465208
I slightly chuckled

>>38465186
nothing, because he didn't mean to slap my girlfriends ass. He just went to grab the fork and got a minor stroke and stumbled, causing his hand to make contact with my girlfriends ass.

i fill my taxes

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>>38465208
Shit well played

>>38465186
Flip over a table of magic cards

>>38465186
Ask him why he slapped my right hand and teleport behind him

>>38465186
How do these people wipe their ass?

>>38466186
They have someone (usually a nurse) to do it. In his case his wife does it. If he was in the hospital they would have him shit in a pan in the bed, then nurses would wipe his ass clean

>>38465186
H-how qt is my gf?

>>38465186
Jokes on him I don't have a gf
Blabla, now it's original

>>38466241
>this fat piece of shit has a wife

>>38465186
Jesus, how can someone be so fucking obesse. Does eating oats and garbage food makes the trick?

>>38466403
She's pretty hot as well desu
She's real thicc and mommy like

>>38466509
It's mainly drinking tens of liters of soft drinks every day that's the killer

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shoot in the face with my .45 put the fatty out of misery.
also don't have to worry about him getting into trumcare.

>>38466186
>mfw an uncle is as fat as this landwhale
>he lives alone and noone help him clean his butt
>ask him how can he clean his butt when he's on his own
>uncle tells me he grabs his shower handle and washes his disgusting fatass after he takes a dump.

>>38466509
>oats
Oats doesnt get you fat at all. It's cheap and heathier that eating lot of garbage food and soda like that degenerate fatso.
Used to eat oats everyday with some mik and vegetables for 5 years when I poor as fuck in my college days.