>Get up from my desk to go get a fap sock
>Figure I'll toss some dirty towels in the wash
>Four hours later
>I've done three loads of laundry
>Actually sorted and folded my clothes for the first time in six months
>Gotten rid of old clothes that are taking up space
>Called my brother to tell him I've got some of his pants that have been in my house for three years
>Put away the luggage and backpacks that have been cluttering up my laundry/dressing area for fucking ever
>Swept the floors
>Cleaned the toilet and shower
>De-clogged my bathroom sink
>Organized my bookshelf
>Removed and categorized the catastrophic three-month layer of post-its off my desk
>Cleaned two of my guns that have been sitting around dirty for three weeks after the last time I went shooting
>Made a grilled cheese sandwich for myself
>Sit back down at my computer, greeted by thirty tabs of porn that I'd completely forgotten about
>Not horny anymore
Why am I only productive when I don't intend to be?