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Seriously starting to consider hiring a prostitute to lose my virginity

Any robots lost their virginity this way? Would you recommend it? I'm a 24 yo KHV with no prospects of losing it any other way
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you guys seriously
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>>38462649
just make a tinder account or something like that.
don't say you're a virgin in your bio, keep it for when you start chatting. and be patient. you'll find some girl willing to do it
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>>38462649
lost it to a filipina prostitute at 22

idk felt like it was always supposed to happen like that
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HAave you tried losing it ? Make a tinder account. If not just fuck a hooker. If you feel awkward going to a hooker tell yourself shes a hooker and that you're both in the same situation. Tell her you're a virgin too if she looks kind. If shes seems mean use that rage to use her as a human fleshlight
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I fucked a black hooker in the ass in the backseat of my car behind a movie theater in broad daylight, one of the most exhilarating things I've done. I would recommend it
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>>38462649
Guaranteed you'll feel empty afterwards. But if you're on your way to becoming an archmagus you might as well in hopes you'll find a women, having lost the "virgin mentality".
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I did it at 18 and it was worth it.

If you're 24 you should do it asap. Like, today, nigger, what are you waiting for. It makes a HUGE difference.
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>>38462649
My friend offered to buy me a male prostitute so I can get it over with. I think I'm going to do it because at least I won't have to bear the shame of being a virgin anymore. I think you should go for it.
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>>38462649
If you just care about the sex, sure. If you want the emotional attachment, don't do it.
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If you're truly socially repellent most modern girls will knock you back anyway. It's something of a seller's market. You'll end up with a street corner Doxie and a good dose of hepatitis probably.
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>>38462649
Dude, did you try going to bars and clubs ?
Some girls there man, buy them a drink and they will do anything for you. Maybe it's not exactly morally right, but it is definitely cheaper than a hooker
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>>38464009
If your gay or female, why would you pay for sex? Gay guys will sleep with anything and ugly women don't have a problem getting fucked.
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>>38464154
I'm a real girl, but I'm ugly and despite what you think, ugly girls can't get laid. If I pay someone he'll have to have sex with me and he will be used to ugly chicks so it won't matter that I'm gross looking. I think it will make things easier. Hopefully said escort will have viagra or something so he doesn't lose his erection at the sight of me.
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>>38464233
If you're willing to pay me and get me some food for the night, surely I'll relieve you from your fright.
t. Chad
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>>38464233
Oh so you're a grill.
Disregard this
>>38464124
then.
I mean, it really depends on your mindset. If you just don't care, then you could just set up a tinder account with "i know what i look like, but you shouldn't care 'cause i don't want you in my bed the morning after, just looking for a quick hookup" or something along those lines. If this doesn't work, I still suggest bars and clubs. My friends took girls home that I wouldn't even touch with a stick. You could give this a shot.
Also, I don't think you're that unattractive. Women tend to be overly dramatic
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>>38464233
Just make a pof account, I'm sure tons of white knight betas while send a shit ton of messages, just put down that your looking to hook up and that's it.
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>>38462649
Don't fucking do it OP. Paying a woman who wouldn't consent in order to give her "consent" is among the most disgusting things ever.

If that doesn't convince you, think about how empty you will feel. What is the point of having sex if the other person doesn't want to have sex with you? Trust me, sex is not about physical pleasure but rather about feeling accepted and desired. Log in Tinder or go to clubs as some people suggested and you will get that hopefully.
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>>38462649

Make sure the prostitute is also a tranny so you have a good story to tell us afterward
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>>38464346
I mean I could try. Have you or any of your friends ever turned someone down once the clothes come off? Is it something I need to worry about or if it gets to that point are they good to go?
>>38464398
Same question for you. Would a guy turn me down if I look bad under my clothes? I don't think I could handle the rejection.

>>38464333
These trips prove that you are Chad masquerading as a robot.
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>>38463444
reeeee shut the fuck up if you think some 24 year old virgin is going to find sex on tinder.
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>>38462649
Not worth it. You're old enough to be going on dates like an adult so unless you've actually been doing that for a few months and had no success, you haven't even tried. You should have a date lined up every weekend until you find a gf
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>>38464630
It is so bad to be a Chad? With me your first experience wouldn't be a hindrance. I'll make sure to give you a hug at last but I'm the one who'll finish last.
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>>38462649
BlendR / Lovoo from my experience work better than tinder.

Otherwise it is just a numbers game. Ask a 100 women for sex and at least 10 will agree if you are average, 1 if you are really ugly.

Don't fuck an STD ridden whore.

>>38464233
That is BS. Just put an add with your pic on craigslist or a dating profile and offer free sex with the requirement they send a pic first so you can chose the best looking. I GUARANTEE you will get responses.

As well, why lose it? For you it unironically will be a ressource in your future, if you keep it.
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>>38464630
Nobody told me about rejection while the clothes were off, and I personally didn't reject anyone. If the guy is wasted, he just listens to his primal need to fuck something.
Even if somebody tries to reject you, you can still go ahead with that "oh no sweetie, we're gettin' down to businness", but that needs confidence.
I mean eh, there is a risk that someone will change his mind before the act, but I think it's worth a shot.
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>>38464630
I'm a man whore so I'll fuck anything once, so no I've never turned it down, and I've fucked some really nasty people.
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>>38464777
get
you gotta listen to them lucky trips girl
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>>38464666
trips replying to trips and neither of them notice.
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>>38464754
I am getting to the age where still being a virgin is considered a bad thing, so I just want to get it over with. I think I'll take your suggestion and try craigslist. They seem to be desperate there.
>>38464777
Hmm, okay. Thank you for the tips. I think I'll try to find someone on a dating site and hopefully if things go well (or don't go well) your suggestions will help. I'll definitely get him drunk first. Thank you for the help.

>>38464818
the trips never lie, I'm going to take his advice

I'll post an update if I'm successful, thank you everyone.
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>>38464975
>I am getting to the age where still being a virgin is considered a bad thing

Depends on your circles. If you date in conservative christian circles or even Tradcath ones, it will strike you a traditional husband there easily.
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>>38464630

I'm pretty sure basically every guy won't turn you down without your clothes. I mean if the guy wants to bang you with your clothes on....why wouldn't he want with your clothes off?

Also...if you have some weird deformity and that scares you....maybe you can do it with clothes on?
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>>38464754

>Ask a 100 women for sex and at least 10 will agree if you are average, 1 if you are really ugly.

lol I know a guy who asked 100 girls in one night and they all said no so...
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>>38464001
What's the difference that it makes?
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>>38464233
Just say you are DTF in your tinder/okcupid/pof... doesn't matter how ugly you are.
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>>38462649
Johnfag here,

I did this, and it was quite liberating.

I did my research, joined a review & screening site, and found a down to earth girl who provided a great experience.

That said, I def have porn-induced ED and I didn't cum. Condoms are terrible.

Honestly I'd recommend asking the girl to blow you first, or HJ if that doesn't work. HJs with lube are super stimulating physically (but not mentally, for me). Took me a few "attempts" and my first time was HJ, second BJ, etc. Recently finally got a girl to do creampie but its a taboo subject so you gotta be a bit clever about it.

Anyway, here is my real advice. Do these experiments on your own:
Can you get hard on demand? e.g. no porn no touching no fetishes
Can you stay hard indefinitely? e.g. rock hard for atleast 60-120 seconds with no touching/stimulation
Can you keep your heart rate up? e.g. you can exercise for 15mins straight

If you can do all of these, then I bet you'll enjoy your first time even with a condom. As long as your heart is pumping and you keep at it, you'll cum eventually.

Personally, without stimulation, I have sub 10 seconds before I'm too soft to continue. I seriously can't stay hard long enough for the girl to find a condom, put it on, and get on top. On the occasions we do clear that hurdle, sex with a condom basically feels like pressing crotch up against a wall while I'm wearing thick clothes. Technically I'd have unlimited stamina as long as I could keep my heart rate up.

I also used to get rock hard while getting a lap dance from strippers, but not anymore.

Heed my tale, take an honest assessment of your ED situation. Go into the session with knowledge of how your body works, or you might wind up getting frustrated and angry.

Anyway, end result is that I mainly stick to BJs (my fetish, fortunately) and recently have gained some leads on bareback girls (turns out I'm a minuteman when it comes to the real thing).
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>>38464492
>Paying a woman who wouldn't consent in order to give her "consent" is among the most disgusting things ever.
t. tumblr
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>>38465694
Losing the virgin status gets rid of a lot of the "holy fuck I'm a virgin" feels, even if you pad for it.
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>>38462649
I did this
It basically made me accutely aware of how much i craved emotional intimacy, and that sexual intimacy is a tiny part of having a gee eff
Do what you will, just remember that they will probably try and waste time, so have a plan of what you want to do before you get there
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