>wake up in a fucking panic
>whole body is fucking shaking in some kind of spasmic wave
>genuinely think I must have overloaded the washer for a second because it feels like the whole fucking house is shaking
>nope, it's my whole body and it's like 2 AM
>I hope my heart isn't doing this
>it subsides
>this only happens when I wake up late at night
Are these fucking seizures? I never got them before.
>>38461340
hmmm maybe you are unable to breath properly in your sleep?
I hear this is sort of common
your body is resisting the demonic invasions
so far but the more shuddering is evidence that the
devils are increasing the force of attacks
you may wish to invest in dreamcatchers and sleep with cats around which should defeat most dark powers
>>38461447
this is probably what it is but cats are useless against demons
get some white ash and spread it around your sleeping area in a circle and sleep within the circle
>>38461447
>>38461502
i heard demons cant cross rice so put some in front of your door and all windows
Can you move when it happens? Is your body actually shaking or does it just feel like it is?
>>38461555
i've never heard of that but those are trips and kek doesn't lie
get lots of rice, op
>>38461590
Yes, I can move. I'm not sure if I'm actually shaking, now that you metion it, but it's fucking loud so I assume so.
>>38461340
You need to draw a circle with ur cum and sleep in it
>>38461340
It goes without saying that you should tell a medical professional about this, OP.
>>38461447
keep a bundle of thyme and dandelion leaves above your bed
>>38461613
Was gonna say it might be sleep paralysis but it definitely isn't if you can move. Go get checked out by a doctor m80
It's a demon trying to take over your body. When it happens you need to furiously masturbate to weird it out so it goes away.
sometimes right when i fall asleep if i'm laying on my back my lower jaw will just suddenly spasm and my teeth knock together and grind like i'm a goddamn horse