>crush up some Adderall to try snorting it for the first time
>some of the powder flies up in the air and lands on my bedside table
>freak the fuck out, run back and forth to the bathroom to wipe it off and flush it down the toilet
>have spent the last hour frantically pacing around the house looking to see if I carried it off on my clothes or something
>mom is literally the most observant person in the world and all it takes is one white speck on the floor to launch a full-scale investigation
>even if she doesn't find anything today, I'll now be on edge for the rest of my life
FUCK FUCK FUCK WHY DIDN'T I JUST SWALLOW IT FUCK
I hope you didn't have XR
>>38461247
Think of a way to make a small mess of baking soda or something similar that you need to use for a legitimate reason.
>>38461247
dude just throw some flour in your hair
dandruff is the angle to play this crisis away
>>38461247
what you need isnt adderall but xanax or similar
not memeing you legitimately have ocd
>>38461247
Dude just rub it off she won't even know you're stupid
>>38461247
>FUCK FUCK FUCK WHY DIDN'T I JUST SWALLOW IT FUCK
yeah, why didn't you?