>be a pathetic piece of shit
>come on r9k to read about other pathetic pieces of shit to dull the pain
pathetic confessions, I'll start
>30 y/o virgin
>browse photos of girls I used to know and fap as I pretend I'm her bf and experiencing all the memories captured in the photos with her
>mutter things like "yeaah you like that? just like that time i fucked you in malibu?" as I'm scrolling through her vacation photos
hey nothin wrong with that
This has to be a joke
>girls I used to know
>>38458760
what's strange about that? org
>>38458682
>just like the time I fucked you in malibu
jesus op things are rough ain't em
>just like that time I fucked you in Malibu
my sides have 404'd
>install the sims 2
>spend hours recreating crushes from photos
>make my sim sleep with them all and marry one
>uninstall the sims 2
>That feeling when you know these guys a probably really like that