I'm gonna have sex with my gf tonight and you can have it vicariously through me. What are some things you always wanted to do? I'll do them for you and report back on how it was.
Retard answers will be ignored.
suck her feminine bennis
>>38458576
choke her and say "YOU ARE MY PROPERTY DUE TO LEGISLATION 34 POINT C"
Wait til marriage to have sex.
>>38458576
I love it when women are huge sluts. Nothing turns me on more than a bitch that knows she's only good for making men nut
>>38458576
fuck her on the edge of the table.
Take pics too pls
choke rape hurt
>Anal slut
>Cum in the pussy
>>38458576
Women are disgusting
Why would someone do that to themselves.
God, she's gonna be someones husband and mother one day.
How sad.
>>38458576
Give her a spanking first. My girlfriend loves that
>>38458576
dress her up as a schoolgirl and do a rape fantasy thing
>>38458576
this may seem a bit radical to say the least OP, but bare with meput ur benis in her bagina
>>38458730
>she's gonna be someones husband and mother one day
>>38458576
Cum inside her in the prone bone position while nibbling on her neck and fondling her breasts from underneath.
>>38458576
Whatever you do post pics/vids
>>38458796
Makes you think
>marry someone's else cumslut
>the women's past don't matter anon
The best way to win a rigged game is not playing it at all.
Stab her until she stops moving
>>38458576
>I'm gonna have sex with my gf tonight
>r9k 2017
>>38458576
Fuck her doggystyle, while doing so lean over and whisper in her ear "The patriarchy is real"
cuddle with her OP
>>38459082
this desu
OP should neck himself also pls sage this cancer shit of a thread
>>38459037
I was referring to the fact that she was going to be someone's husband.
>>38458796
>implying all the degenerates here haven't done awful shit
>>38458576
Eat her ass out
Who cares? You probably won't even make her orgasm
>>38458576
punch her as hhard as you can in the face and keep doig it until shes unconscious then rape her. and then kill yourself normalfag
>>38459226
Well played, my good sir.
this is some next level e-cuckery right here
>>38459125
Nothing even close to that.
Nigger/women.
>>38458576
here's a small reminder for any of those who may have forgotten
>>38460017
here's another reminder
>>38460109
just like you then
>>38458576
Anal from behind while you on top of her, left hand fingering her, right hand groping her.
Ever since I had that sex dream as a kid.
>>38460132
SICK oreganoli BURN bro
Drumptft BTFO
>>38458576
Grab her belly
>>38458796
Husband (female)
Bait, fuck off.
You're a dirty beta male cuck, you can't even get an AIDS ridden slut.
The her to the bed
>>38458705
>get fucked in the ass
>pull out and nut inside her
Why are virgins so dumb? If you were smart you could have lost it by now
Kiss her passionately and then when you're mid kiss, blow a bunch of air into her mouth so that her cheeks swell up like a pufferfish and then call her "pufferfish slut". Bitches love being pufferfish'd
>>38458767
That's fucked to ever think about.
>>38460962
Hahahaha I've done this with like every girl I've ever been with. They don't like it. But I find it hilarious. They be all sensual and shit then you just blow a tonne of air in her mouth and shes just mad about it lol
Say to her
I love you so much, will you marry me?
>>38458787
it's "bear with me"
t. grammer autist
>>38461631
ohh yeah man thatss so kool lol
>>38462428
haha it's a bitter virgin
>>38458576
I dont know but................ This is someone's Daughter.
>>38458576
can you tell her you want to have anal sex but she has to try to shit while youre inside her
i think it feels pretty good to have to push against the shit making it much more satisfying when you cum but i never had a gf and im not gay so ill never find out w/o you
>>38458576
I would like to bump this thread in order to keep it alive so that anon can tell us what he did with his gf
>>38459155
this
make sure she's clean or you might be unpleasantly surprised
Hey guys OP here.
Turns out she's on her period and she doesn't do anal so I can't fuck her. I'm just gonna have her jerk me off while she licks my balls and asshole. Sorry to let you all down.
Hit her from behind, grab her hair and push her face into the bed so she can't breath. When she struggles for air, pound her harder.
>>38466000
>she's on her period so i can't fuck her
just put a towel down or something, i never understood why people don't do period sex
it apparently helps with their cramps too and they cum harder
>>38466278
Because it's fucking gross and a great way to contract a disease
>>38466407
if she's got an std then why are you having sex with her anyways