>how 'bout you stop spending all your time on that faggy

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I take out my Raw Broadsword+3 and spam R1 on the Faggot. "Praise the Sun!" I say after slaying him and collecting 0 souls.

>>38457827
>be Chad
>Waste your genes on a shitskin

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>>38457827
>literally one of the most fit and charismatic people on the planet

Nice try though

>>38457875
>Raw
>RAW
>R.A.W.

This must be some sort of advanced counter troll. You monster.

>>38457827
Wtf I love shitskins now!

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give up loli rape?

>>38457939
Don't call them that.

>>38457827
>accepting shitskins in Europe

good job big bro im so fucking proud. Couldn't get a white girl eh?

>>38457827
Nah that's cool, girls don't like me so I will just do my own thing and hopefully that can make me happy. If a girl comes along, I'll take it, but I've been fucked over too many times to want to make the first move anymore.

>>38457991
No because if he couldn't get a white girl he would date an Asian girl since they are similar but easier. If hes dating a black women he obviously prefers since they are completely different in every way

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>>38457827
>tfw I actually decided to just b. myself bro and got a gf who watches faggy anime with me
>tfw we get drunk and watch shitty monstergirl harem shows while eating pizza

Why did he post a picture of himself at the zoo?

>>38458211
How did you two meet in the first place? That's pretty interesting.

>>38458211
sounds pretty comfy senpai, is she pleasantly chubby as well?

>>38458211
>3 months later
>Creates thread on r9k
>"Just found out my gf has been cheating on me bros I don't know what to do :("

>>38457827
Based cody rhodes

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>black skin lame win

>>38458592
now-now, don't b projecting my nigga

>>38457827
Is that in Strasbourg? I also was in that restaurant

Because I'm "little"

>>38458378
College.

>>38458407
Pleasantly soft but not very chubby.

Barring some kind of mental disorder, is it actually possible to not succed in life if you have those facial features?

>>38457827
My older brothers gf is mexican. The only advice he's ever given me about women, is never trust, and always tell them they are wrong even when their right and to never apologize for anything ever.

>>38458998
Your bro sounds kinda based desu

>>38457933

Fit? Yes. Charismatic? No, those genes went to Dustin. I'm 99% sure Cody has some form of autism or something, even if he's the better worker he consistently can't cut the same kind of promos as his big brother.

>>38458998
Your bro is a fucking madman. How alpha is he?

>>38458841
I would have guess Paris.
What would an American do in Strasbourg?

>>38459219
I'm a Nazigerman dude

>>38457827
I WOULD MARK, BUT ALL YOU EVER DO IS DRAG ME TO COUPLES SHIT WHERE I'M THE ONLY SINGLE... ALWAYS.

HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND SOMEONE WITH THAT ROUTINE MARK?

FUCK YOUR SHIT MAN; YOU'RE THE WORST BIG BROTHER IN HISTORY, YOU'RE LIKE A FULLY AUTOMATED COCKBLOCK MACHINE.

I CAN'T TAKE THIS CONDECENDING SHIT ANYMORE
YOU'RE THE REASON I'LL MUNCH SOME 12 GAUGE ASPIRIN IN THE BATHTUB 2NITE TO FINALLY FREE MYSELF FROM THIS LOVELESS LONELY NIGHTMARE THAT IS MY LIFE