>work at community college pool as lifeguard >comfy job,

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>work at community college pool as lifeguard
>comfy job, shift is 5:15-8:45 but I only watch the pool from 6:30 to 7:45, use the other timr to eat breakfast, nap, read
>female coworker gets bored while waiting to do her job, goes up to watch the pool at 5:45 instead of 6:00 (manager does the first 45 mins usually)
>i explain to her that we each have to do an extra 7.5 minutes of work because she decided to start 15 minutes early, I'll watch the pool from 6:15 to 7:37
>lowering her eyebrows, she makes a dumb face and has no idea what im talking about
>today she decides to start watching the pool at 5:30 instead of 6:00, so I get 15 minutes less of self-productivity and 15 more minutes of watching water
>i ask her why she insists on going up early
>"because im bored"
>i ask her why she doesn't just read in her spare time
>"i only read books for class"

Why are most women so damn stupid and uninteresting? All my male coworkers can maintain a conversation and do useful things in their freetime. She just brings in her $500 purse and starts checking her social media and drinking iced coffee for the time she gets in the break room.