anons i am going bald and need to wear a hat
my only stipulation is that it be as autistic as possible without being misconstrued as being ironic, so fedoras are flat out
what would you suggest?
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You can get a high quality replica SS captain hat for less than $60 on ebay
Baseball cap with the logo of a defunct railroad.
Shave your head and grow a beard. It's kinda like compensating but it actually looks good.