ITT We post our encounters with underage females >autismwalking

>she was smiling and had "that" look
Why are young females like this ?
>riding my bike at a medium pace enjoying the morning weather
>school bus passes by
>qt girl around 13 years old leans out of the window, smiles and waves
>pretend to not notice

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>only person I used to talk in middle school found my house
>he came over with his daughter
>little girl said I look funny
>she asked me to hug her
>dude said it was fine
>carry her in my arms because she asks me to
>chit-chat with him
>he says he was curious about middle school members
>more random chit-chat
>she falls asleep on my arms
>he says he's surprised because she is introvert and shy with everyone but me
>let him know I can baby sit her if he wants to
>he's happy to hear that
>never hear of them never again

>walking to store
>group of 3 girls walking toward me
>they immediately cross the street when they notice me

This happens a lot.

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not that this ever happened to me or anything, haha

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>used to tutor neighbour's qt daughter when she was 9 and I was 18
>she is now 14 has an obvious crush at me
>our parents laugh it off and call it cute, essentially encouraging her behaviour
>I'm 23, always been a star student(thus her parents asking me to teach her stuff) and got a good job right out of college
>her parents smile when she tells people I'm her boyfriend and we're gonna marry in a few years
I don't know how much longer can I hold back fucking the shit ahegao out of her lads

>walking around in what I think is a shop with no other people
>visible half tent due to lewd thoughts
>turn onto another Isle and look behold, a loli
>turns to look before I can do the ol' pocket grab
>stares at my crotch with her mouth open
>awkwardly scoot past her and hurry to get out
>after paying and putting my groceries to a bag, loli and parent come ro pay, loli comes to stand next to me and waits for their things to come rolling through the cashier
>keeps stealing glances at my crotch and then looking up at me, and then at my crotch again
>fidgets around while doing it
>catch her doing it again
>smiles and then goes right back to looking at my crotch area and this time without looking up
>hurt out of the store as the loli giggles and hope the mother did not notice and I'd be pedrojailed for a loli glancing at me

Contain your hormones little girl, for real

>>38448836
You don't offer to do that anon

>>38449046
That's when I realized I fucked up

>>38449015
Th-that's really hot. Just gotta wait 3-4 years (3 if you can get things to seem serious enough that parents sign off to allow you two to get married)

>at a family reunion
>cousins daughters doing handstands with loose shirts
>"Hey uncle Anon look at our boobs tehehe"
"Oh for fuck sake"
>"Anon no swearing in front of the children"
>later on after they took a swim in the lake they come to sit in my lap and fumble about with nothing but panties on
They're at the age when they should start wearing their first bra even, get them off of me cousin and relatives instead of having a giggle at how awkward I seem when they fool around near me

If anyone's wondering why they let them do it, whole family thinks I am gay after getting caught making out with a trap in full mast

>>38449118
>whole family thinks I am gay after getting caught making out with a trap in full mast
Anon..I have some news

In high school I went to my crush's house with a friend. While crush was upstairs I played with her 8-year old little sister because I like kids and they like me, but then as soon as crush was walking down the stairs she grabbed my dick and started giggling.

Crush didn't notice I think, and friend and I never spoke of it again.

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>little niece comes to spend the night at my moms house
>always wants to sit in my lap
>begs me to take her to the park but wants me to put a collar on her and walk her on a leash like my dog
>when it's time for bed she asks if she can sleep with me like she always does
>waits until my mom is asleep and shows up at my door in a long baggy shirt with just her panties underneath
>cuddles into me on my bed and we spoon until she falls asleep

Fucking goddamn she tempts me so much but I won't diddle her because my moral compass won't let me deflower the psyche of a little innocent girl.

>>38449156
>innocent
Anon...

A ~12 yo cousin tried to rape me on a family gathering

>>38449187
don't encourage him to do something horrible. he's being a good uncle.

Been waiting quite a long time to post these stories. I'm fucking no Chad to underage girls, makes me so mad that no one over 18 will have literally ANYTHING to do with me ever. I guess being a manlet isn't a complete deal breaker for underage

>4y/o white trash that hates niggers (lmao)
>saw her playing outside one day, was only 13-14 at time but that's quite an age difference
>forget exactly what happens but she starts playing with me all the time
>I humor her because I'm such a swell guy I guess
>she starts coming over to my house and playing in my room
>she always tries to hold my hand, I say no because she's a disgusting child
>she tries to touch feet instead
>plz fuck off
>she wants to marry me
>"age doesn't matter, Anon"
>for some bizarre reason her dad is chill with it, has literally zero suspicion
>my own parents trust me less with her than this girl's dad
>eventually I realize just how creepy I seem and ghost her
I'm really glad I'm not a pedo, that could have been SO bad

>used to be a christfag
>did volunteer work for a child's VBS
>this one girl follows me around nonstop trying to climb me and slap my ass, always really giggly
>get really stern with her and tell her to knock it off
>she cries
>alpha as fuck

Last one is painful because I would've fucked this one
>in Boy Scouts
>pretty damn handsome at time, despite shortness
>young, acne-free, in great shape, dope-ass hair
>we have a few autistic kids
>one's got this sweet-ass sister
>she and her dad come on campout with the scouts and her tard brother one time
>she's super shy and cute and plays her DS a lot
>did I say cute? She is literally smoking hot. Like unbelievably so (looks at least 16)
>I somehow become very Chad mode, or like, the type of Chad a shy introvert gamer girl wants
>talk about games and stuff, am super charming
>dad basically comes and talks to me about his daughter
>gives me advice, winks knowingly and stuff, wtf
>talk more
>she asks "how old are you anon?"
cont

>>38449231
>"I'm 17, turning 18 soon" (shouldn't have said that last part FUK)
>"oh.... *sighs and looks disappointed* nevemiiiiiiiind"
>wh-what?
>how old are you?
>"14"
>th- I don't see how that matters
>"............."

Fug I still think about her sometimes, seemed so perfect in every way.

Now I can't even talk to women without fucking up immediately.

>little cousin comes over with her friend
>her friend is too qt for an 8 year old
>in an hour of meeting her, she comes up with fucking game where she tries to touch my crotch with her body parts when I'm not looking
>reading a book laying down on bed
>comes and sits on my crotch area
>instantly fucking diamond
>pretty sure she felt it
>giggles and grabs dick
>profuselysweatingwojak.gif
>push her off autistically and tell her to play with the cousin
>cousin later joins in in her "game"
>now I have 2 lolis, one related to me, trying to grab my dick while we're eating
>parents do nothing but laugh because they know I'm a harmless docile fuck with no bad intentions
>if only they knew

All these stories tell me lolis want it so bad, it's a shame we can't respond to their affections.

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>>38449156
>pet-play slave underage lewd gf
>innocent

Really flips the french fries

I commend doing lewds with her without doing real lewds.
Take her for those collared walks, let her snuggle and rub as much as she wants.
Lewds are whatever you make them to be

Little girls can spot a pedophile a mile off.

>In california on vacation with family
>meetup with my dad's best friend and their family
>hang out with his kids: a 3 year old boy and 7 year old girl
>anon why dont you take the kids to the beach, they like you!
>yea sure, sounds good
>we play in the water and a rock actually cuts my swimming shorts
>didnt notice
>later squat so Im at eye-level with the kids to talk to them
>think "ah this breeze feels good on my balls"
>wait
>WHAT
>look down and full ballsack hanging through new hole in my shorts
>hope to God they didnt notice
>walk in a particular way for the rest of the day so my balls dont slip out again

>>38449156
how old is she?

>>38449273
Not sure if believe.

>>38449301
High quality post
You skipped the part where she starts sucking them while the boy rubs her pussy and a crab pinches his dick and a small fish sucks Off the crab

>>38449280
Well basically gender roles are reversed in young age. I had my little brother come crying home once cause a girl cornered him and tried to see his peen.

>>38449302
You should. It doesn't have a happy ending though. Never saw her friend again and of course couldn't ask cousin where her friend is, cousin grew up and now it's all a relic of the past.
Cousin also acted normally after her friend left so i think she was just playing along with her friend.

>>38449295
This. Little girls can spot a pedophile instantly and then it's doomed. On the other hand, if you're a crypto-pedo like a normal human being, they try to come on you, which leads to situations in these threads.

shit I got a ton of these

>be on the bus, sitting on a seat by myself next to a window just listening to music
>bus stops, gorillion of lil fags get on the bus
>it's the first Wednesday of the month zoo and other city attractions are free to the public
>back to me chilling on the bus
>perceive someone staring at me
>turn around
>lil girl full on creeping on me
>fuck up and make eye contact as I turn around
>she says something
>pretend I don't hear it
>starts waving at me
>forced to turn around so I don't look like a damn autist (lose lose situation here)
>take out my earphones
>tehehe your cute anon
>thank you
>ring the bell
>get off at the next stop
>fucking 20 minutes till next bus arrives
>fucking loli.

>>38448651
>come home from work
>dad friend was already over
>his son and daughter came as well
>go to room find loli in my room on my bed, she's 13
>her brother is playing ps4
>lay down on bed because I opened and am tired as fuck
>she's puts her feet on top of me and kicks me in a teasing manner
>pretend to be annoyed, but secretly love it
She probably knows im a deneragte and does it in purpose

>fever ridden weak fuck
>playing gamecube from my bed top comfy
>mom's friend comes to visit us
>her 7yo daughter comes in my room, cuddles with me under warm sheets
>pretend to be indifferent and keep playing path of radiance
>tells me I look cute when I'm serious
>loli I'm just sick and don't want my units to die all while you have your thick loli thigh on my fucking crotch
>dick diamonds,now its not cuddling anymore, I'm half-sitting in bed and she is laying on top of me like couples do after sex
>sweating and not because of fever
>she feels my dick and starts rubbing her leg on my crotch
>turn off the gamecube, tell her to go because I need sleep
>she goes outside and I mastubate furiously
Fever faps are the fucking best

>take the train
>girl has to sit beside me even though no other seat is taken
>obviously expects me to talk first cause im the male
>im not a bad looking person but im not social
>get visibly uncomfortable and breath heavily
>makes it worse knowing she walks the same way towards my house

it kills me knowing i missed out on a potential first girlfriend or even friend at best cause im an antisocial loser whos probably gonna die alone

>>38449569
Wrong thread or poor reading comprehension ?

Every single one of you needs the rope

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>>38449618
>people think I'm underage a lot
>get called a loli frequently
Let them go on, it's not like I'm diddling myself or anything.

>>38449638
you especiaIIy

>>38449618
Why ?
>>38449638
Away you go roastie, destroyer of threads, degenration incarnate

>>38449610
lol hopefully otherwise he is admitting he missed out on a loli gf

>>38449665
:^))))))))
I shant.
I live to feed off the tears of upset anons.
Only when you accept our existence will we leave.

>>38449316
you need to put down exhentai for a while

>At weeb con about two years ago
>28 or 29 at the time
>Go out for a smoke (I've since quit btw)
>AzN QT is smoking Japanese cigs out in front of the hotel
>Get one from her since I haven't had a Mevius in years
>Start chatting, turns out she's into cars, and knows her shit too
>Start getting my hopes up, especially since she's acting flirty as hell
>She mentions wanting an FR-S, so I ask what she drives now
>"Oh, nothing, I'm only 17 and about to graduate from high school, so I don't have my license yet"
>FUCK

My friends said I should go for it anyway, but with my luck that'd be a prison sentence.

My loli tends to ignore me and hates me until she has her best friend with her, then they play together with me. But the friend laughs at me for having "girly" stuff.

You can't win

>>38449775
>he thinks it actually matters when they are 17
17 is the actual "legal" age unofficially, unless her parents actively know and dislike you

>>38449775
come back when you have stories about actual lolis

>it's another robots make shit up thread

>>38449810
Not in California. There's leniency if you're within 2-3 years of her age, but not when there's a 12 year gap.

Besides, teen girls are crazy and god knows what she would've done.

>>38449833
I'm in cali
You could still do it
But it's a good point about girls being crazy so, good call.

>>38449832
>its a "newfag criticises an actual good greentext thread on r9k in ages" episode
I stopped posting here when the greentext treads died, and hug your sister threads turned into tripfag roastie larping orbiting generals

>>38449878
Also, I mean, shit, I'm here, so it's not like I would've been able to pull it off anyway.

>sister visits
>my niece and nephew join her
>love the shit out of that niece
>also love the shit out of loli
>little twerp is always sitting on my lap, teasing me or hugging me just generally hanging around with me
>always laughs at the dumb shit i say

I don't want to dick her but Jesus christ is it hard trying to hide a boner right after a little girl has been laying on your lap.

>>38449906
>I don't want to dick her
>how to hide pedo boner pls halp
Just admit your intentions to yourself, it's the first step in managing it better

>be me
>be like 12
>at friend's house
>we rock on PSX
>we rock on some tiberian sun and red alert 2
>we rock on some chocolate pastries his mom buys
>he tell me he will be away for a few mins
>im left with his little sister
>she starts twitching and stretching on the bed next to me
>open her legs, she has stockings on
>she suddenly realizes im a guy and that's wrong
>she instantly goes back to normal pose
>fast forward few years
>every time we run into eachother she looks afraid

>sleeping late on a weekend, waking up and going back to sleep
>start to have s good dream, dick tingly good dream
>almost about to cum when I hear a giggle and by chance open my eyes
>mom's friends daughter is playing with my erect dick
>quickly let's go and rushes out of the room and I cum all over my blanket
>realize I was getting a sleep handjob from her
>hide in room for as long as possible while being too afraid to leave until they're gone, praying they will never find out
I dunno if it was me being asleep but she was really good, but God damn did I have a mini heart attack when I realized what was going on

>>38450175
>that kid who calls it a "PSX"

>>38450340
don't try to start this one

>>38450324
This is a legitimate question, could you be arrested for that? Do you think you could charge her for sexual assault

bump, post more stories

>>38449097
That's my fear. In 3-4 years she might turn into the most normalfag stacy roastie. Not sure how'd I handle that

>>38449118
>If anyone's wondering why they let them do it, whole family thinks I am gay after getting caught making out with a trap in full mast
Gee what a weird conclusion to come to.

>>38449118
>whole family thinks I am gay after getting caught making out with a trap in full mast
need more details anon

>Be about 14 in 2002
>Used to be somewhat friendly with this 11/12yo girl who lived just up the road
>One day be outside the house washing my dads car
>Girl is walking past on the other side of the road with some friends
>She's wearing a skirt and one of those gypsy style tops popular at the time with an elasticated neckline that can be worn on or off the shoulder. One sleeve is off her shoulder
>One of her friends tells her to lift her skirt
>She fucking does it
>She does a little dance while showing off her Minnie Mouse panties
>They all laugh and giggle and continue walking up the road
>After finishing the car, go in my room and fap like crazy to what I witnessed

All these years later and I still sometimes fap to the memory