HEY ANON! WHO SAID YOU CAN LAY IN BED ALL DAY WATCHING CHINESE

>>38445796
AYE AYE S-SIR

Nah I'm good, thanks for the offer though

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>>38445818
DO YOU SUCK DICKS PRIVATE?

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>>38445796

make me, loudmouth

>>38445824
YES SIR I DO SIR

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>>38445832
YOU THINK YOU BEING FUNNY FROG POSTER. YOU CANT EVEN DO ONE PUSHUP! GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY OBSTACLE COURSE!

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H-Hey, man, I g-got a bad back!

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>>38445845
THEN DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 20 SECONDS OF HEAD! MOVE IT PRIVATE!

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>>38445846
>GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY OBSTACLE COURSE!

Cool, bro. Glad to.

lol people said NEET camp would be hard

>>38445848
LISTEN UP PRIVATE! THE REAL WORLD DOESNT HAVE TIME TO LISTEN TO EXCUSES. YOU CAN BE THE MOST UGLY LOOKING SON OF A BITCH IN EXISTANCE AND CAN STILL DO AT LEAST 50 PUSH UPS. HELL PRIVATE STACY CAN DO 30. ARE YOU WEAK PRIVATE ANON?

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HURRY UP YOU MAGGOTS. YOU AINT GONNA GET PUSSY JOGGING LIKE OLD WOMEN IN A RETIREMENT HOME. GET YOUR LAZY ASSES MOVING LADIES! YOU WANT TO BE A NEET FOREVER? GET A FUCKING MOVE ON!

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>>38445888
N-No, sir! I'm S-Strong! I put my Grandpa's uniform on, and the f-flame thrower I bought! Lets boogie!

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>>38445953
HURRY UP WITH THAT FLAMETHROWER PRIVATE. THAT BETA UPRISING ISNT GOING TO HAPPEN UNLESS YOU START MOVING YOUR ASS TO THE FLAMETHROWER FIELD! MOVE IT!

okay! jeez relax

why does everything have to be so hard

im going

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>>38445978
I-I DID IT SIR, THEY'RE ON FIRE; IT SMELLS SO GOOD, SIR!

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>>38446027
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. I HAVEN'T SEEN A SINGLE RECRUIT PUSSY OUT SINCE THE DAYS THE FRENCH SURRENDER TO THE GERMANS. THEY SHOULD PUT YOU IN THE HISTORY BOOKS AS THE BIGGEST PUSSY EVER.

>>38446049
GOOD WORK PRIVATE. I LOVE THE SMELL OF ROASTED ROASTIES IN THE MORNING.

>>38446069
i did my pushups and now im going for my nightwalk

i did what you asked of me okay, jeez

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>>38446116
ARE YOU GIVING ME SHIT ANON? YOU THINK YOUR A WISE GUY WITH A 130+ IQ? IF ONLY THE HOLY MARY WOULD HAD GIVEN BIRTH TO YOU. YOU WOULDNT HAVE BEEN A BASTARD CHILD NOW WOULD YOU? ITS BATHROOM DUTIES FOR YOU PRIVATE ANON! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

>>38446172
im sorry if i disrespected you, the bathroom is clean as i clean myself thoroughly after i poo

anyways time for a walk, bye

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I DONT KNOW WHAT I BEEN TOLD!
STACY IS ONE HELL MIGHTY WHORE!
I'M PROUD TO BE A BETA MALE!
CHAD AND STACY CAN BURN IN HELL!

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THIS IS A WAIFU! EACH OF YOU WILL HAVE AND LOOK AFTER YOUR OWN WAIFU! THERE ARE MANY OTHER LIKE YOUR WAIFU BUT YOUR WAIFU IS YOUR OWN. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR YOU BETA MAGGOTS?

>>38445796
I'll be in San Antonio by September unless my 72 on the EDPT pulls me a better contract (or they waive my 108 on the DLAB)

I'm already doing tons of running (every other day, alternating between 4 mile jog and 2 mile run), tons of crunches (current record is 60) and push ups (I play lots of Rocket League, so I started a challenge that for every point I lose by I multiply by 10 and do that many push ups after)
Now I gotta get used to waking up early and lots of yelling...

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>>38446306
Is it okay to have a gun as a raifu?

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>>38446408
YES PRIVATE ANON. AS SUCH YOU WILL LOOK OVER YOUR WAIFUS AS YOU SLEEP IN YOUR BUNKS I BETTER SEE ALL YOU LADIES UP AND READY IN 8 HOURS. TOMORROW WILL BE MORE PT AND SOCIAL TATICAL TRAINING! DISMISSED!

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kek

stop fucking muting me faggot

>>38445796
SIR!
YESSIR!
*hides on the bathroom and cries himself to sleep*

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>>38445796
>DS
>urging you to better yourself instead of fucking screaming nonsense

this isn't real

>>38445811
>says that to an army ds
I WILL PT YOU UNTIL YOU FUCKING DIE, WHAT IS THE SOLDIER'S CREED?

>>38445796
Please drill sergeant, don't make me do anymore PT I'll stop being a pathetic NEET I swear!

>>38445796
If I wasn't schizotypal and if the marines weren't good goy pawns I'd definitely join the marines.

>>38446306
Can I switch her out for an equivalent male, sir?

I think everyone could use some motivation: https://archive.org/details/GettingR1951

>>38445796
>LOOSE SOME WEIGHT

Lose*

Mongoloid.

>>38445796
Barely managed 4. I'm a real spooky skeleton

>>38445796
p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-please don't yell at me ok?....

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