>Anon, there's not any seat available. Mind if I sit

Learn to speak English, 3rd world scum

>>38443330
I agree with the other guy
Is English not your first language?
Are you from Russia or Brazil?

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>>38443330

If by you mean my face, no not at all.

OP is probably American.

>>38443543
I guess my comment would have been original after all. >>38443524

>>38443524
You are probably European

>>38443576
My comment was deleted without my consent. I didn't know that kind of thing happened on 4chan.

>>38443603
that's what happens if you break the rules huh

>>38443626
What rule did I break? Teach me senpai.

>>38443633
idk, i assume they're doing this now, instead of banning, because banning never works.

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>>38443633
Alright sure
typing stuff like "bl0x" or "oregano" or "this post isn't original" are all at attempts at purposefully evading the filter

Instead, try adding another sentence or explaining your idea further

>>38443695
It's never been a problem before. Unless someone reported me..

Regardless, I'll have to up my game next time. Thank you for the tip.

>>38443330
I feel like such a loser admitting it but that is the ideal body imo. I want it her to get sweaty and grind it on my face

>>38443330
No, I don't have health insurance and can't risk you crushing my humerus

>>38443506
>>38443530
>>38443543
I'm OP and American.

I didn't think "not any" sounds odd for some reason.

>>38443330
Bruh, do you have any more of this delicious thick woman?

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>>38444088
google search is only gave me previous threads of her, and irrelevant related images.

I would say. I'm kind of nervous

>>38443330
>fapping is the only thing keeping me loyal to my e-gf
>last time I went on nofap I almost cheated on her and had sex
>start no fap again....

how do I break it to my e-gf that I'm starving for sexual intimacy? and that I might fuck a girl?
do i just not tell her?

>>38443978
"Aren't any" wouldn't, but "not any" does. Where in America are you from?

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I think my dick went inside my pelvis out of sheer terror.

>>38444750
"There are no seats" or "There aren't any seats" sound better and more natural

>>38443330
Fuck off you disgusting pig.
Is what I'd like to say, but I'd more than likely just offer her my seat and stand up.

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>>38443330
>she will never be my mommy gf

>>38444696
She's definitely fucking other dudes and not telling you, so I don't see the harm in doing the same.

>>38445050
lol, I don't think she is, but I think will just be honest with her.

>>38443330
Would destroy asshole in doggy/10. Damm how.much do i love pale.fat asses.

I want to spank and bite that fat ass then see if I'm not a complete nervous wreck and fuck it.