post your tinder failures

Thats bretty funny desu

I would post mine but they really are too traumatic for me

>>38441088
post them please, anon

>>38441023
I liked that anon, but I'm not a girl I guess.

>>38441088
post post post - originally

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>>38441088
P-post them please anon.
Do it for me.

>>38442305
I will if you provide sauce

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>>38442640
I dont have sauce man. BUT I made my research and I got a bit close to the girl.

Pic related is the girl. A reverse search on this image leads to vk conversation but there are many profiles and it was late so I stopped.

You can reverse search this image and look for yourself. Nobody on 4chan know who she is it seems.

I will post the link from where I found this pic In my next post.

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>>38442744
In this link you will find more pictures of this girl. This is where I found her.

Sorry I cant post the link as text. The system thinks is spam.

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It was a romp and a riot.

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Need suggestions on what to say I don't know how to do this

>>38443110
Ask her if she wants to netflix and chill and tell her you have some weed. Works 100% of the time.

>>38443110
Tell her your eyes are actually fake

>>38443269
this guy gets comedy

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>>38443182
Thanks m8 you've ruined me. Give me another response

>>38444139
IDK IDK PANIC IDK JUST TELL HER YOUR NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS OR SOMETHING

>>38444139
you should be banned from existence for using so many question marks and exclamation points

>>38444139
"I mean it lets just kick back and hang out. we dont have to smoke if you don't want to"

>>38444139
Lmafo classic. Should have at least made him roll dubs.
But still, she is initiating and asking you what's up in the most banal way possible, I can't believe she was that against it.

>>38441023
first time one of these posts have made me laugh

>>38444139
say "oops sorry about that. my motherfucking hamster hacked my phone and wrote that"

>>38444441
>robot comedy

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>>38444441
wtf dude this is awful

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Not tinder but was pretty bummed this didn't go anywhere.

>>38444546
i'll be honest and say it didn't work for me. but i think if you say it enough, it'll become funny.

>>38444598
>Brampton
more like BRAPton

>>38444659
eh she's hot who cares

>>38444598
BRAPPPton, Ontario

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My fault for trying I suppose

>>38444699
How did you resist jumping off the nearest bridge after reading that message?

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>>38444699
fuck this one really hurts

>>38444699
jesus fucking christ dude, that shit is brutal. imagine some slut saying that to your face

>>38444699
the second hand sadness i'm feeling rn

I've never got a match.
I'm not even uglo
What am I doing wrong

>>38444866
>I'm not even uglo

If you've never gotten a match, you either just created your tinder and used your first 100 swipes or something, you live in the middle of nowhere, or you're ugly. There is no other possible way to get 0 matches.

>>38444866
probably everything desu

>>38444699
Why didn't this bitch just ignore your message? Why did she have to point out that she didn't find you attractive? There literally is nothing gained but smug satisfaction that she obliterated your soul from this.

>>38444699
How can you resist the urge to be rude?
>and if I had a dollar for every pound you weigh, I'd be rich
>and if I had a dollar for all the dumb sluts who superliked me, I'd have a dollar

>>38444884
>>38444898
Guess I'm ugly
Fuck
Never thought I was ugly

>>38444699
OP why didn't you heart her message, the pure pathetic comedy of it would have been worth it.

>>38444948
Do you swipe right on everyone? If you're super picky and only swipe right on hot girls that could be a reason too.

>>38444978
No I only swipe girls that are in my league tbqh famalamo

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>>38444699
>nice
Sorry anon.

>>38445003
swipe right on everyone and then sort the people that you find attractive afterwards. You can't post a face pic for me to tell you if you're attractive or not anymore, but it sounds like you're average.

>>38444139
"its k, me and celery man will have a good time anyway"

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>>38441023
never again

oadadg

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>>38445099
never fucking again

asdadf

>>38445113
jesus christttssdf

>>38445108
You look frail, about 5'1, and 50 pounds.

>>38445131
Average... right?

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>>38445108
Zach? Show up to 2600 next time.

>>38445183
Eh 6/10 face, you need to start going to the gym and eating more. How tall are you? Also may want to get a different hair style.

>>38442874
I just followed that link. That site is far superior to 4chan. Thanks.

>>38445183
the hairs no good the glasses are no good

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>>38445128
if a girl this pretty says she's awkward and intiates a conversation with you... she has ulterior motives

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>>38445005
I have PTSD every time someone calls me nice or say that I am a good person. Of all the form of rejections that the only one that truly hurts me

>>38445108
shave your head, your hair is in really awful shape

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>>38445113
wew lad where are you going

>>38445244
she's like a 6. but the good kind of 6 where she's not fat. u rly dropped the ball actin all autist in the convo

>>38445244
she isn't pretty at all what the fuck is wrong with you

>>38445244
She looks native american. But not the really hot kind, which is rare.

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>>38445288
>>38445273
>>38445264
her tits are massive

>tfw I thought I was being cleaver

I really must be too autistic for Tinder.

I want to try Tinder but i have literally no photos of myself, i suppose i could take selfies but that would be weird.

>>38444444

posti posti origi rigi

>>38445352
are you me?
never was photogenic, even now that I'm in better shape than I've ever been

>>38445408
yeah im not THAT ugly but i look even worse in photos

>>38445352
This isn't really a problem, though. Just get one of your friends to take a picture with you/for you.

Problem solved

>>38445423
Do you look better in videos than you do in photos?
videos are more accurate when it comes to how you actually look

>>38445442
>just get one of your friends

you what?

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never had a match. pic related, its the meat piece that i carry everyday

>>38445324
If you guys want more.
Literally every conversation I've had has gone like this.

It sickens me but my autism is reddit incarnate

>>38445484
yeah post more :3

How handsome do you have to be in order to be able to get away with shitty selfies and no group pictures and no pet.

The last time I used Tinder I basically owned it - 50 matches in 3 weeks in middle-sized european town (300.000 inhabitants) is considered pretty good. Plus I swept carefully and not "like everything and clear up"

Summary: No date, no meeting and one phone number where the convo stopped at some point.

Almost drove me insane as I haven't figured out what I was doing wrong. Most of them even responded yet nothing but small talk

>>38445554
8/10 with a fit body
so then at least you have an excuse for so many mirror selfies showing off your hot bod :^)

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>>38445513
I told her I dropped out of college and she ghosted

>>38445244
Don't listen to this fag >>38445273, that girl is fucking hideous and knows it, otherwise she'd be dead certain to get her whole face in the picture instead of turning away.

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>>38445611
I'm so autistic I actually think I'm being smooth and chuckle that I'm cleaver.

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>>38445611
I don't know which is worse
someone thinking death grips is edgy or having death grips in your profile

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>>38445659
2/2
adigidjaghid

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>>38445675
It is only my anthem.

>>38445689
inb4 should have unmatched at tumblr
I'm so lonely it hurts

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I had pic related blowing up my phone after matching with her, cute good morning snapchats and shit. She drove 2 hours to come meet me friday and i blew it by being too nervous and spergy. Now she won't talk to me, and i hate myself.

>>38445755
at least you know you can try again anon.

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>>38445750
>tfw so autistic it hurts
opaddagja

>>38445783
you're not supposed to post like you're on 4chan

>>38445783
what the fuck? i hope you're just trolling for responses

>>38445608
Damn I am fucked, was thinking on smug selfies and a joke bio with depreciating humor about how all narcissistic people are clowns as i live with one

>>38444598
this broad was fucking with you, man. she was having some fun, but this would never lead to anything.

>>38445813
nope, he really thought that was a good thing to send.

>>38445767

Well, i never met anyone quite as qt as her, and my tinder is dry as fuck now.

Feels so shitty knowing i could have made something happen if i wasn't such a sperg

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>>38445813
There is no difference between reality and 4chan for me anymore.

Tinder made me realize I'm actually a genuine autist despite looking like a normie apparently.

>>38445823
just get your family to help you take pictures

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I realized asking them how they're doing doesn't work.
Commenting on their pictures is better to start out a convo.

t. Fucked 4 out of 5 women I dated

>>38444598

Is badoo any good?

I've pretty much swiped everyone around on tinder, bumble goes nowhere, all the qts are too far on okc, and literally everyone on pof is a goblin.

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I mentioned that I found the guy in the back to be hilarious and I got no reply.

>>38445931

This one hasn't been online since I talked to her. I tried to talk about something we had in common and she never replied.

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>>38445750
>tumblr
she was never a real meme smith to begin with anon

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>>38445977

I originally forgot to attach this very original photo.

>>38441023
The last post was funny. She was the problem.

>>38445909
Dude everyone on pof IS a goblin, what's with that? I thought it was just me noticing the ugly ones more or something.

Badoo is alright, I've gotten a few hookups off it. Tinder works better, I just happened to be on badoo when that convo happened tho.

You guys shouldn't try to have conversations. If you match and she responds just go for the kill. Make her laugh and get her number.

If she drops snap instead drop her

>>38444699
This hurt just to view

>>38445825
t. Virgin

Kjhhnn

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>tfw match with qts but can't be arsed to go through the whole ordeal of impressing them and try to show why she should go out with me

She didn't even have any interesting pic to start out a conversation with

>>38444646
You should learn from your mistakes, not recycle them.

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>>38444675
>>38444659
Fuck you I wanted to say that

>>38444441

I'm ask for silly humour and bad puns but that was terrible.

I swear to god you guys are all adorable. I really hope you find someone in your lives. And i might be sounding patronizing but im worse than all of you, im the "too much of a pussy so he pretends not to care" kind.

>>38444598
Ayy fellow Brampton bot

>>38446207

There's many dudes here that fuck up on purpose for shit and giggles in my opinion.

>>38446196
*all for

>>38446212
I'm not from brampton, she was. 34 km away, I'm in Toronto.

>>38444670
What autism response is this?

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tinder cringe thread? OK.

>>38446227
>>38446207
I legit have no idea or desire to learn how to interact normally. I genuinely thought I was being cleaver in my messages.

>>38444139
Why did you type netfux you dumb shit

>>38445783
god bless it man, don't you realize what you did?
you coulda had a fukken dirty vocal metal chick m8, i'd do heinous things for one

why cant i just have krysta from iwrestledabearonce before the whole child thing

damnit

>>38444441
SO CLOSE TO SEXTUPLEDUBS

>>38443110
women have no god damn sense of humor, for fucks sake. all they do is teehee at whatever chad says rather than something actually clever or funny.

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>>38443076
>What's poppin'?


Originally

>>38446471
I like to imagine him saying that in a large room and "what's poppin'" echo's a few times then fades with no response. Haha.

>>38446423
glad you realize this, thats why they ask you to just ask questions, give a compliment here and there and after doing this you go in for the kill and ask to hang out. If she declines tell her to fuck off and forget about her.

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>>38445113
>"you hang out with evil henchmen?"
"no"
>"you wanna get tied up and fucked in the ass?"

>>38445833
wtf did you do to blow it

>>38441023
is Dr Pepper made with real sugar in stores now?

>>38445108
>That hair
>that facial hair
Fix those and there's hope, but those two are pussy driers

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>>38446584
these are real sugar and the glass bottles might always be real sugar too

>>38446096
He's not the one who got blueballed like a cuck.

>>38446836
I don't think I've seen those Dr Peppers there I'll have to look

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>>38441023
>failiures
It looked like it was going to be a success but she hasn't messaged me in 24 hours. Oh well. I'm hoping for the day one of these thots actually gets my reference.

>>38444699
lol god damn

>>38446887
Can you illuminate me about where's your reference from, dear mister?

>>38445324
they dont look that big from that angle
what other pics did she have

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do any of you fags pay for tinder? i don't and it feels like i run out of swipes in five minutes and am missing out because of it

>>38446265
I'm a Toronto gal, North York. Post snapchat. :)

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>>38446935
>not knowing where the '86 Corolla is from
N-nani??

>>38446966
I bought 1 month of tinder plus and I swipe right like a mad motherfucker. Even if they're ugly, you can always unmatch. I pull in at least one or two matches a day.

>>38445033
>swipe right on everyone
This is a really good way to get shadowbanned.

>>38446985
Not him but north york here as well. Are you near the uni village?

>>38446571

I already said. I was awkward and made a shit impression. Ugh.

>>38446966
bought tinder plus for one month, its pretty good.

>>38447093
be more specificc

>>38447089
Not really, DESU. I'm sort of close to York Uni. But I'm more on the Weston side. :)

>>38444598
AHHAHHA FUCKING BRAMLADESH

>>38447144
Oh, that's pretty close to me, I'm near Jane&Finch

I can't believe you normies have the gall to show your face around here. You get tinder matches? You're clearly not a real robot. Get the fuck off of my board normalfags.

>>38445861
Fucking kek'd, anon. I'd have gone even higher on the autism scale to be honest. Did she drop you?

>>38447181
Haha bro didnt you get the memo? This is a chad board now. Yeah, we're taking over. Just got the word out to all my frats. Sorry little dude, hope you dont mind

>>38447169
Dude, I'm right there. Post snapchat, let's be friends or something.

>>38446887
D-do you actually have an 86 or were you just fucking around?

>>actually getting matches on Jewnder
>>actually communicating with females via dating apps
you are all fucking chads or failed normos and I need you to gtfo my board immediately reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>38447251
I don't use snapchat but you can email me if you want :)
[email protected]

>>38447197

do the world a favor and kill yourself faggot

>>38447294
Haha alright little buddy :)

How many pictures do you put on tinder?

>>38446110
Ask her about that fucking rug of a scarf.

>>38446995
Uughh ok shitlord I will use google. Thanks for nothing.

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Here is me.
I m actually Gary

>>38447620
Tippity top kek, I sure hope Tinder doesn't moderate profiles.

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>>38446887
>expecting a tinder roastie to get a initial d reference

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This is not tinder its some other dating shit.
She blocked me shortly after

>>38447143

I don't want to talk about it, i hate myself, reee.

>>38445113
yo that went everywhere but where I expected it to holy shit bro

>>38447668
how the literal jetfueled flying FUCK can one roastie be this retarded? god help us all.

>>38444441
Lmao so random! Anon the jokester

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Thought showing off my knowledge would work. She unmatched me shortly after sending the last message.

>>38447810
For context her bio was "what's your favorite quote"

>>38446887
DO YOU LIKE
(DO YOU LIKE)

>>38447735
she lives in Idaho
The people here are dumb as stone gargoyles.

>>38447810
>calling it a "show"

>>38441023
Such awkwardness in all these images. You can feel the cringe. Now imagine you were that David guy from that tinder sluts compliation. Anything you'd say would lead to a date rather than a haha or lol or not even a response. Fucking sucks.

>>38447810
You need to play it more like a Chad. Only way you will get laid.

My mere existence on tinder is a failure

Had it for several days and not a single match

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Protip: be hot

>>38447668
>>38447668
Is that the Facebook of sex?

>>38447810
you reminded her that she was a dumb whore who hadn't actually read or understood A Midsummer Night's Dream, and she got ass blasted when she remembered she was a thoughtless cow.

I had a friend in college who was objectively very attractive. When we'd go to parties he'd bring a deck of cards with numbers from one to ten on them. He'd give every girl at the party a card with the number representing his rating of them. Douchebaggery of the highest order but girls loved it...they'd come find him and try to convince him to give them a higher number.

TLDR; people want to believe attractive people are nicer than they really are

>>38445108

Your hair looks liked fucked steel wool. Also, consider doing something with that half-ass "4/20 bruh" beard.

Just some candid advise from a random guy on the internet... Take it or leave it.

>>38445755
>>38447688
dump some pics. she looks qt

>>38447867
Is a play not a show if you've seen it?

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>>38447264
>do you actually have an 86
Yes and no.

/o/fags please be gentle

>>38447810
Literally no skin off your ass, a girl who can't engage in shit she pretends to care about is worthless

>>38447810
i ran "yep haha" through roastie translate and came up with "you're dying alone"
sorry anon

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>>38447571
>Uughh ok shitlord
Consider the following:

>>38447810
if you can still message her, go full bardtistic and ask if she's ever scissored a girl in drag because her name's Olivia.

>>38448021
Yeah her quote was just what she thinks is a good description of herself. She probably didn't even know it was written by Shakespeare. Probably thought it was some feminist icon.

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>that feel when you make a shitty joke and they unmatch you

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>>38441023
>match with a girl
>set up a date
>"okay anon give me your number i'll call you"
>she calls
>"...and by the way how tall are you?"
>"178"
>"you looked taller in the pics..."
>we talk for a bit and then claim to meet tomorrow
>obviously the date never happened

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>>38448187
It happens to me too anon, don't worry.

>>38444699
If this happened to me I'd actually believe the universe was set on punishing me.

>>38447251
>>38447144
I go to York desu

whats your snapchat senpai

>>38448205
It's a nightmare. I cannot get a fucking gf because I'm not tall enough and yet, retards around here keep saying that there are other reasons and height is not that important because they saw a few short men with tall gfs...

>>38448187
why are you making shit up? it's not even funny

>>38448257
What the fuck man? I'm not making this up. What is it that sounds so unreal to you?

>>38448278
>178 is too short for a girl
i mean come on, if you said 173 id believe you

next you're gonna tell me she was 165

>>38448289
She was 164 not joking.

Please don't bullu

>>38448289
She was 168 actually. And yeah 178 is too short. Most girls want at least 180, but the standard has been slowly getting up to 185 for some girls.

Even though I'm only 2cm off, it's still a huge dealbraker for these whores.

>>38447571
>>38446995
>38446995
EUROBEAT!
dsztdhszx

>>38448323
just stop fucking memeing already

in case you are telling the truth(which you most certainly are not), next time just say you're 180

>>38448313
>164
>>38448323
>168
Impersonating isn't actually funny.

>>38448367
>in case you are telling the truth(which you most certainly are not), next time just say you're 180
I'm not memeing and this is exactly what I'm going to do from now on. Not like these cunts can tell anyway...

>>38448375
168 and I'm the original anon.

>>38441023
Had potential to start with. Her first response sounded keen, then it gradually went downhill as she realised you're boring.

>>38448289
>>38448187
>>38448313
>>38448323
>>38448375
>>38448406
>he used commie units when she asked his height
Maybe if he talked like a normal person she wouldn't have stood him up.

>>38448705
>commie units
You mean the only logical and universal units in the world?

Stay imperial faggot. Don't forget to hail your queen.

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>>38448730
>he thinks socialism is """logical"""

>>38448799
Haha typical american who cannot into reading comprehension. Are you a nigger by any chance?

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>finally someone likes me back and I get a match
>"hey, you're the most pleasant surprise I have had in a while"
>"sorry my friend had my phone and pranked me by matching me with everyone tinder offered me"
She was the only match I ever got on tinder in a month, I consider suicide every day.

>jumping through all these hoops just so you can get pussy
Holy shit. Just fap and you'll realize how meaningless women are. There's like a 10 minute window where you can think 100% clearly after a fap.

>>38449121
damn, tfw no gf is even more intense for me in that 10 minute period

i guess i know what i want

>>38443110
>wyd
This legitimately means "I want to fuck" if you just said "chilling, you free tonight?" you wouldve fucked her.

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Welp


Oridididlydo

>>38449121
american girls are fucking horrible all they want is a chad to fuck them. All I want is someone to take care of who is innocent and a genuinely nice person

>>38449248
good one, made me laugh

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Shit boys, in the conversation phase you're still investing nothing. Real failure comes later.
I'll seem to have great chemistry with a chick, got her number, texted her a bunch, but then as soon as I try to actually meet up with her she flakes. And then I give them a second chance, and they do it again.
By which point I just message them a copypaste that basically says "if you decide you are actually interested, you tell me when and where. I'm not playing this game" and walk away.
Fuck's sake one time we even agreed on a time and place to meet the next morning, then she never showed and stopped replying to any of my messages.

>>38448103
Yikes. I wouldn't recommend fucking anyone in that thing's backseat.

>>38449390
>actually having a copy paste message because girls keep ghosting you
Anon I.....

>>38449404
I know, thankfully my apartment bed is slightly larger, definitely more manageable.

>>38441023

firendly reminder of the only working tinder protocol.

>greeting
>compliment
>date suggestion for next week / later this >week
>"looking forward to it"


everything else just dissolves into meh

>>38448323
You could have lied about those 2cm.
Girls are dumb as fuck and have no perception for height so they probably can't tell the difference

>>38449725
>hi
>I like what you did with your hair in that photo
>let's go out for coffee and ice cream, I know a cozy place
Am I going to make it with this strategy?

>>38449725
wow that sounds romantic. not. -____-

tinders fucking stupid no one with self respect should ever use it

>>38449763
>women
>self-respect
nigga wotchu smokin

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>>38449763
>romance
what the fuck year do you think this is

>>38441023

Lol OP, go fuck yourself with your negativity, how the fuck was that a failure?

First of all, a cute girl matched with you.

Second of all you kept a funny quirky conversation.

Third you were funny.

Don't overdo the "funny over the top" story bit but start asking personal questions (as in Hey, how you doin/what you work/blabla bla)and this is not even a failure

Just made my first fake Chad tinder.
I feel wrong. At this point I only want to talk to the beautiful girls matching me, not even shoot for nudes as I originally intended.
Should I go for it? I have some solid matches

>>38449808
>>38449816
are you just pretending to be niggers or is this in earnest?

>>38443110
>She messages first
>Even messages again after your plain hey
>Still fuck it up

>>38449204
This anon gets it

>>38449863
bro the only reason a girl goes on a date is because she wants a free meal

>>38443182
It worked for me
Well, just the weed, I have no place to crash on, so I don't know what to do now.
Gonna go smoke le Dank ganja with her in like 2 days

>>38444948
FOOOKING LMAO desu lad

Uggo

>>38449902
what sort of homeless women do you interact with?

>>38443269

kek.

>>38443110
You better reply with what the guy above said, that's some funny shit....after that ask her if she'd like to visit/meet you IRL so she can witness your "fake eyes" IRL

>At the moment it's more of a game than anything.
I've meet a dozen or so women on there and failed with at least 60 and either didn't message or get a reply from the other 80. I'm quite good looking but absolutely terrible at texting. At the moment it really doesn't matter though, because I work a swing shift 6 days a week and never get a really opportunity meet up.
Girls don't check it that often. If you can keep a conversation going give them your phone number If they text you back your odds go up massively.

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1/2
I thought she messaged first to mess with me

>>38449390
>By which point I just message them a copypaste that basically says "if you decide you are actually interested, you tell me when and where. I'm not playing this game" and walk away
Please post for interested robots, this could really help some of us

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>>38449943
Why don't girls like the memes?

>>38444699

This is one of the rare posts that makes me laugh and cry at same time. Good job

anons, is tinder worth it? should i make a normie book and sign up? pls respond

>>38444866
I'm in the same boat.
I don't consider myself thaaat ugly, you know, but yeah, I'm pretty picky and look too young for my age. Fuck
Plus I never smile in my pictures, they are all sad boy tier

>>38449943
>>38449963
Christ on a bike, anon, congrats on the royal fuck-up.

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Not tinder but close enough
>Girl gives number with out me even asking
>Still fuck it up

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oresjakakjebd

>>38445108

Tbh you seem like the love child of Pewdiepie and Leafy

>>38449691
It's more the idea, I'm not going to waste any more actual time on her if all she wants is validation. She gets a copypaste "stop fucking around with me" message and that's it.

>>38449963

You can still salvage by just going "lol wut you reading/want sum covfefe??"

But she sounds like a humorless cunt more deserving of a "beep boop"

>>38449998
You don't get it, do you? Having a copy paste for being ghosted isn't the issue, the issue is that your behavior and communication with girls leads them to ghost you. Try to get at the root cause instead of mitigating the symptoms

>>38445484

Post more!

original comment desu

>>38450014
Na, this one is a year old

>>38449923
bro if a girl says she wants a relationship and all that she's running a scam. this ain't like when my parents were growing up in the 80s wait I bet you're old or some shit, is that it?

>>38445689

Ok, your message game is pretty weak but.... you're getting all these messages...so... you are not as ugly as most of this board. You must be having something good going for you in your life... you just need one positive non-autistic experience and everything will change! ..or so I hope :")

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>>38450065
>every girl I've ever known has fucked me over, therefore all girls are selfish psychopaths

>>38450065
I don't know do you consider 28 to be old? what sort of black neighborhood to you reside that women are out to scam you one hundred percent of the time? that's a ridiculous point of view

>>38450136
never said anything about getting fucked over, that's your thing I guess

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>>38441023
xrfhcgjvhhkl

>>38450151
yeah dude that's pretty old and I said when a girl starts going on about wanting a relationship before whatever, you know she's full of shit. that's not every girl. if a girl's really into you and she's honest, she's not going to play games like that. she'll be like, let's hang out, let's chill, whatever. get the difference?

>>38450185
> answer me you son of a bitch

KEK.

>>38449963

Being this much of a beta thinking that every girl that talks with you is a bot or lost a bet or is just fucking with you

HAHAAHAAHAAHAIDOTHEEXACTSAMETHINGKILLMEPLS

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>>38450185
You are doing it great mate.

>>38444598
I cant fucking believe this place, i made a fucking joke on brampton and eating ass the first time this retard posted the pic. And now three out of six replies are about that. God kill me

>>38450210
I don't follow you since you're speaking that gutter language that niggers speak which may well explain the sort of "women" that are acquainted with

not to get all haughty, but I do think what transpires in your little ghetto is of no real concern for people in the middle class and above tax bracket

>>38450185
I think the fact that it cuts off after "son of a" is comedic as heII

>>38450275

t.comedy genius

>>38450297
i personally agree with him

>>38450266
>implying women in the upper middle class don't act like "gutter trash"

Wow. Is it comfy living that far up your arse? I wonder if you live in a high end cul de sac or a fancy suberb.
If this is how you treat strangers trying to give advice, it's truly unfathomable why you haven't gotten a match.

>>38450275
Quite. It's a daring synthesis.

>>38450351
>arse
so you're what, australian or limey? I should have known from what you were saying that you lived in some dingy foreign shithole

your advice is useless to anyone that doesn't have to step over homeless people in the street, so you'll forgive my ingratitude on that front. why you think your ghetto live experiences are in any way applicable to normal human beings is beyond comprehension, but if you were smart enough to realize that you wouldn't be in the situation you're in now would you? I shall take my leave of you now since the only thing I despise more than a poor person is a poor foreigner with a stupid accent

>>38450266
you're trying real hard to sound smart bro but your grammar is still fucked so maybe you should spend some time cuddled up with a thomas hardy or lucas malet novel and learn to fix your shit before you try and get all snotty; you should hit this shit up for real no joke http://www.gutenberg.org/files/23784/23784-h/23784-h.htm

>>38445890
Shit dude. I fucked 17/3 girls I dated.

>>38450484
how the fuck you do that nigga you chop them bitches up and fuck the chunks or what

>>38445099
>>38445113
Not this guy but what I hate is when they message first and are clearly interested but I fuck it up enough to get dissed

>>38450509
>tfw i've fucked up every chance i've had with women who were interested me on tinder and outside of it just by being myself

>>38447620
a god amongst men

origami

>>38450498
Dont need to date for one night stands dumbo

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>>38441023
Can someone redpill me on Tinder? Does it cost money? Would my facebook family know I'm using it?

This thread is making me consider it, at least I'll learn how to text and read people.

>>38450382
First of all, don't you ever reply to me again.
Second of all, I'm not the same guy as the one you felt the need to attack.
Third of all, if you think all people from Limerick are trash you'd be wrong. Not that I'm from either place you mentioned.
At this point I'm sure of it, but based on your previous interactions, I honestly pray that you're on the spectrum.

>>38450677
It's free. You can pay for it, but you really don't have to.
Honestly it's gotten me laid a few times and I have met some great girls on it, but for each good match there are at least 20 that end up being vapid, flakey bitches.

>>38450677
This. I'm curious if people on Tinder can see how many matches you recieved or how long it's been since your last one.
That would be embarassing.

>>38450712
Would I need a car or a place to go back to? I rent the living room at a friends place and take a bike everywhere.

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>>38441023
she looks really fucking cute from that profile pic

>>38450266
before hamfisting complex words into your post to sound smart how about you learn how to properly construct a sentence

>>38448002
I am trying this line
Thanks

>>38448035
I hate these types of fucking people

>>38450727
Nope. All other people see is whatever you put in your bio. Also it doesn't say whether a sent message has been read, so you can sit on them to think of a reply if you must.

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>>38448035
>tfw will never be attractive enough to get away with this

>>38450740
Pretty likely. Some girls will be okay with bringing you back to there place, many will not until you've been on several dates already. I've never used my car for it honestly, shit is just cramped and awkward and I've never had to.

>>38450797
What does it take and need from your facebook?

>>38450833
photos mostly but you can insert the ones from your phone once you have an account

I just use a fake account

>>38450833
You need to link it to a Facebook account to set it up, but it doesn't actually do much else. When a girl's profile comes up, it will show you if you have any mutual friends or if you've liked any of the same pages (as in it will specifically say you're both friends with X and like Y, not list anything else).
By default it also takes your FB profile pic, but you don't have have to use that.
Mostly the FB link is just another measure to reduce the number of bots.

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this convos going nowhere, anyone have anything to say to get it going again or destroy it with memes?

>>38450903
Don't make a bunch of small talk on the app. Flirt a bit, then try to get a number.

>>38450903
"anyway, u dtf?"

>>38450903
"Is your dick as dry and soft as mine is right now?"

>>38450903
try to secure something like a date or a number if not move on since that shit is drying up

>she says hi first
>we start talking
>I'm in "don't give a fuck" mode, just saying whatever comes to mind
>decide to push for a meetup
>she's a NEET
>house reeks of cigarettes and bird shit
>instantly regret coming over
>she barely talks to me
>spend most of the day talking to her dad
>they're dumb as a rock, but stay polite
>gives me a ride to the train station
>she texts me the following day
>ignore her
At least I stepped out of my comfort zone, but yikes.

>>38450957
Where do you live that there's female neets?

>>38450918
usually try, but had nothing to go off this time around
>>38450921
who uses dtf these days
>>38450935
might try this if no ones got anything better to add
>>38450938
she seems pretty boring, i dont even think i want to salvage tbqh

>>38450957
>stepped out of my comfort zone

I really need to stop doing this, it always ends horrible like it did with you.

>>38450968
>>38450903
idk but "sounds like your always pretty busy, wanna grab a coffee sometime for a break?", i'm weird socially though so maybe that's dumb.

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I am noticing trends.
>Dont send multiple messages after another. send ONE text, and wait for her reply before going on (you send 1, she sends 1 or more) if she doesnt respond then give up because shes not into you.
>If she sends just one word responses, shes not into you.
>she should be messaging more, or even with you.
>Why are you talking about retarded shit if you wanna fuck? get to the fuckin point, she knows that you are talking to her because u wanna smash, shes not fucking retarded so stop wasting her time.
>Complement her almost instantly so she knows you arent gonna fuck around.
>Dont get butthurt over some random girl that doesnt respond to you, go on to the next.
>Dont respond instantly, it makes you look like you dont have anyone else to talk to, Try playing a online vidya and reply only after you die or something.
>Dont get overly personal ffs, DONT EVER talk about your problems, im sorry but she doesnt give a fuck n it makes u look like a bitch.
>Tease her, or bring in ways to get her talking, like making a comment on something you notice about her. "you look so innocent" "haha oh really?"
>Learn to balance out playful comments and sexual hints, get in her head and turn her on even if shes stuck up.
Now i am nowhere no Chad, but pic related are my wins from just a couple of days, each from separate girls.

>>38450903

Just say - you seem cool let's not kill each other with small talk let's hang out and do it in person

>>38450968
I literally just say some bullshit like "hey how about we move this convo off tinder?" or "how about we text instead because this app kills my battery"
Just do some shit like that

>>38450967
Welfare paradise. Europe.

Before then, I thought a female NEET would perfectly compliment my lifestyle. Holy shit was I wrong.

I mean, most women are already have nothing interesting going for them besides their job/education. Imagine meeting one that doesn't even have any hobbies besides shittalking 12 year olds on Xbox Live.

>gets to talk to a girl on Tinder
>considers it a failure

And here I am with my match ever two months that doesn't even reply to my opening message.

Fucking kill me.

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>>38445244
>Lol I'm so quirky teehee, plese follow my tumblr XD
>Are you not a feminst!?

>>38450998
i dont like coffee, but not too spergy actually - may use
>>38451031
might try this
>>38451037
first one sounds good, tinder uses no battery tho, and i've been taking a while to reply lol
desu im looking for something more memey or creepy - something like "what does ur skin feel like?"

>>38451004
>Now i am nowhere near a Chad*
my bad

>>38451120
Maybe it was just my old shitty phone that made it seem that way, but none of them have ever questioned it.

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>>38445861
I think you seem like a cool guy, but this is coming from a cyborg so idk if that helps you at all.

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>start talking to bubbly hippy girl on OKC
>conversation leads to weirdest first date ideas
>she brings up some couple donating blood together
>make a stupid joke about her being a secret serial killer, actually goes over well
>she asks ME if I'd like to do a donation together and then get lunch afterwards
>obviously say yes, but don't make a big deal about it
>she says we'll set up the exact time the next day
>talk to her again, much less responsive than before
>stops replying all together and blocks once I mention when she wants to go on that date

Why even ask? I wouldn't have actually cared otherwise

>>38451151
Been there
>Have a great conversation, she seems really into it
>She suggests meeting at some museum in a couple days
>Message her that morning to confirm
>No response
>Even went there because I was actually going to go to that area anyways, no show
>Never messaged me again
Well fuck you too bitch
Good thing I tried to confirm and it wasn't somewhere out of the way

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Does super liking even work? Or does it just hurt my chances?

>>38451257
Idk.
I only use it when they say something like "you'd better super like me!"

>>38451192
Although this may seem obvious, it seems like online dating makes people more disposable in the eyes of those who use it. Empathy is lost when you're just typing at a picture of someone

>>38451257

Go and take lots more selfies, angles, filters, sun light works well, take a gym selfie after some pump you don't have to have your shirt off.

Now go through all your facebook photos, including your friends photos, go to places like your parents uploads and shit where no one is tagged, scour facebook for good pics of you at festivals ans other fun events.

>>38451271
I dislike most of the women I see on tinder so it's rare I see one I actually want. I want make sure that using my only superlike won't come off as agressive or whatever other retarded intepretation a female mind might conjure.

>>38451272
I honestly don't get it. I still wouldn't waste somebody's time and act like an inconsiderate asshole to them just because I haven't seen them in person. Girls in these situations seem to think nothing of wasting guys' time though.

>>38445244
>>38445324
Damn

Anon, would you be so kind as to give me give me this girl's instagram?

>>38451350
Certain people are incapable of showing even the slightest bit of compassion if it is inconvenient for them, especially someone that they have little 'investment' emotionally.

It's a shitty thing to do to someone, but people are like that sometimes.

>>38451257
I would say it hurts your chances tbqh, whenever I've been super liked its flattering but kinda off-putting.

>>38444921
She was clearly trying to rectify her mistake in a nice way. Be reasonable.

>>38447620
I'd love to see what Gary's inbox looks like

>>38445244
Face pic with loose fitting clothes. Yup, she's a landwhale.

>>38451487
And I bet you're also a little overweight with some scruff on your neck. Quit shaming people for taking good pictures

New game is to call people with dating preferences racist and sexist.

Normies absolutely explode when you do this.

Do you have to be funny for Tinder? I'm actually not funny at all, i hate making jokes

>>38451553
> I bet you're also a little overweight
Wrong, im actually a skelly with a gf so fuck you cunt

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>>38451635
>skelly with a gf
Pfffftttt BAHAHHAHAHA omg that's even worse lol

Guess what? Every time she sees a ripped or buff Chad, she may pretend like it's nothing but deep down inside she can't help but tremble at the thought of being taken by a real man.

Kek. Your bound 2 be cucked

>25
>I only match with college girls or girls with real careers
>realize that no one is as big as a failure as me
fuck

>>38446887
Your reference is shit anyway. Its not an '86 corolla because that implies it was made in 1986, its an AE86 Corolla, as in the model number.

>>38450185
>that instant buttmad
kekidy

>>38443110
winner winner chicken dinner

originalio

>>38451004
>>Why are you talking about retarded shit if you wanna fuck? get to the fuckin point, she knows that you are talking to her because u wanna smash, shes not fucking retarded so stop wasting her time.
>Dont respond instantly, it makes you look like you dont have anyone else to talk to, Try playing a online vidya and reply only after you die or something.
>Dont get overly personal ffs, DONT EVER talk about your problems, im sorry but she doesnt give a fuck n it makes u look like a bitch.
Did the opposite of all these and am currently two years married. You did it wrong

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This seems to describe every girl on tinder who isnt a landwhale/single mom on my campus

>>38452069
>married
>good
jeez, please tell me you are at least in your 30s

>>38444699
I dont see what the problem is...

Men dont get superliked often if at all... she did it by mistake, that doesent mean she wouldnt have given you a regular like. Stop being a seldefeating bitch.

Tell her its nothing (or that in that case youre going back to the mines) and pick up the conversation.

>>38447620
Nice garry

>>38452069

The guy you were replying to was looking for a quick fuck. You are probably the type of guy that doesn't find enjoyment from one night stands.

I'm with you that you can find your wife by doing the exact opposite of what he did, there are people that care about you and your problems, and find it precious if you reply to them immediately and talk to them only

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>>38441023
Originally part 1 of 2

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>>38452282
The original parrtt 2

>>38445244
Definitely a landwhale and/or SJW. You dodged a bullet my d00d

near misses feel a LOT worse than when you strike out straight away

>>38452300
>>38452282
You really suck at faking Chad. You sound like a cliche 80s highschool douchebag.

>>38448950
id match with u anon :)