>bii mii >6'1 , athletic, been rated between a 6

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>bii mii
>6'1 , athletic, been rated between a 6 and 9 online
>also an advanced incel sperglord
>plenty qt3.14s have flirted with me, more than I even notice probably
>don't know how to move a conversation into sexual territory
>bitches think idc
>at work
>new 9/10 coworker, my age
>she's so hot I can't look away, and she knows
>she's all over me! She even wants me to walk her home!!
>we get to her apt door, she tells me there aren't any visitors allowed after 10 but she'd love to have me over during he day!
>she wants the d
>offer her a joint which I had in my backpack
>we smoke outside her apartment
>this is lit
>when she finishes the joint she just looks into my eyes and smiles
>we should kiss
>give her a big fucking bear hug
>lol I gooft
>read online that girls like when you touch them casually
>maybe I'll pat her on the back when I see her?
>nooope llol
>slap 3 fingers into her spine then walk away without making eye contact
>by the end of the day she complains to our boss that I'm creeping her out
>yep, she went from dtf to wtf in just a couple subhuman social interactions
>punch a hole in a bus stop on the way home
>then a random window
>then my wall
>down like 5 shots worth of skyy and cry masked to schleep

I love the 21st century