>fake depression to my mom to get some sweet pills >doc

>>38433613
Yep someone on here said about mental illnesses tha if you can fake it you probably have it

>>38433613
What does it feel like OP? Does it feel overtly bad, or just numb?

The good ol' switcheroo

lol what kind of pills were you trying to get? Anti-depressants?

>>38433613
at least you got some garunteed xannies now look at the bright si-
oh wait you're depressed

>>38433613
p. sure everyone has depression from time to time.

>>38435343
this is r9k. everyone has depression

>>38435343
u retarded or smtn?

>>38435331
xannies are good
more xannies are better

>>38435364
yeah but i mean everyone on earth can get diagnosed with "depression"

the idea that a sustained mood can be a disease which needs medication is pretty funny though. we used to do this for women who complained too much.

>>38433613
>ssris
>sweet pills
You dont get high from them though. At best they cure your depression, at worst you go and shoot up a kindergarten.

>>38435458
This. If you're trying to score benzos you have to say you get massive panic attacks that prevent you from living a normal life. (and even then the doctor might not give you what you're looking for because they know junkies like you exist OP)

>>38435030
numb
You don't feel anything 90% of the time

>>38433613
>haven't cried since my uncles suicide 8 years ago
>have been emotionally void since then
>yesterday driving with instructor
>suddenly make a wrong turn on red
>instructor tells me that I'm worrying him
>mfw it hits all at once after 8 years of holding it in
>the last thing my uncle said to me before he cut contact with my family and killed himself a year later
Had to pull over, had a breakdown. Instructor said he doesn't want me back and recommended me to a psychiatrist

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>>38433613
>tfw you realize you weren't pretending and this is just who you are
>tfw you realize you were only telling yourself you were pretending so you wouldn't have to deal with who you are