"Champ, here we are: First stop we're gonna make today,

>>38433377
This meme actually helped me get a part time job, thanks dad.

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>>38433418
"Great job, Champ. Now let's get you another one. You can never be too busy."

>>38433377
I tried to do this for somebody and he stole my suit.

>>38433377
I wish my dad had done this instead of buying me a car with stolen drug money.

>>38433377
Golly, nice digits dad. I'd love to congratulate you somehow, how about a limp handshake?

>>38433515
yeah, cause the minute you stop working is the minute you start to think.

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*watches with curiosity as you walk into the store to apply*

>>38433769
You seem like someone who sits on their ass all day and then makes fun of people who don't, so you can validate your useless lifestyle

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Won't see him 'round here no more

>>38433377
Growing up, nobody ever encouraged me to work. Work was something you had to do, it was looked down upon, like a chore or a hassle.

The thing is, work is kind of fun when you don't have to be there. If you make a commitment and you honor it you feel proud, its just when you have no say in the matter that work feels shitty.

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>>38433767
"No, Champ. It's gotta be firm. FIRM! Now you march in there, speak with the manger, shake his hand FIRMLY, and hand him your resume. I'll be damned if I raised a weakling."

>>38433377
>show up
>ask for manager
>offer him handshake
>it's some 20 year old guy
>he is visibly confused
>takes your resume, holds it for a second
>"we only service online applications, i'm sorry, you need to use the web app"
>returns your resume
>repeat this x20

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>>38433938
Online applications and excuses, powerful agents to the uninitiated. But you're still going to go in there, speak with the manager, and give him a firm handshake, Champ.

>>38433861
You are useless you fuckin prick

>>38433933
G-gee dad! You got doubles again, looks like I get a second chance! C-congrats on those digits!

>extends left hand

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>>38433985

Remember, Champ. Just like I showed you: Handshake, eye contact, resume. The handshake's gotta be firm. FIRM! It's all in the handshake, Champ.

>>38433377
>frog inside the store
fucking 10/10