Friendly reminder that if anyone, female or otherwise, sends

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What the fuck even is that? I'm legitimately bothered by this picture.

>>38432035
I'm giving my oneitis one word replies a lot, but she keeps texting me again and again. Too bad she's got a bf.

>>38432109
mites on snek

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>>38432113
She's using you for validation/as a backup.

>>38432109
Ticks

>>38432109
nigger dick with genital warts

>>38432109
this

where could such a disgusting thing emerge from?

>>38432035
I don't give a shit what this thread is about that pictures disturbs me.

>>38432129
i'd say ticks by the looks of it

poor snek ;_;

>tfw you will never pop these juicy ticks with a needle

>>38432138
>She's using you for validation/as a backup.
She's not getting validation of favors or even attention from me. Backup could be it, but there's also a chance she'd actually pick me if she had to choose.

>>38432170
>validation *or favors

>>38432035
>>38432138
For fuck sakes man these pictures are making me itchy

>>38432138
WHAT THE FUCK? Ticks are disgusting. My Asshole literally retracted as i saw that, fuck knows why, but this is disgusting as shit


arrrghh fuck you anon

fuck fuck fuck fuck

>>38432109
They're ticks, stupid

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>>38432192
If you ever walk outside, this can happen to you too.

>>38432035
how the fuck does a tick get on a snake

>>38432331
Are you fucking kidding me, Anon?! No, Anon, I have been kidded for the last time!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>38432388
Just don't think about it next time you get a random itch

>>38432357
scales only face one way and their skin is super thin so its easy for a scale to be pulled up if coming from the wrong direction. all a tick has to do is use its wedge like head to get under and lever up the scale a bit then it has easy access to the skin.

>>38432402
>was outside all fucking day at my farm
>for generations that whole area has been known to be the worst in the state for ticks
>go to the purpose built tick room i did up
>zero fucking ticks
i'm schizophrenically suspicious right now that the gubments secretly used me shit for testing crap now but i'm oddly happy about it all which is also suspicious.

>>38432476
>gubments found the purpose built tick room

I work outdoors and get multiple ticks each week over the summer. I sucks. I got two on my dick recently, made my fucking skin crawl, not unlike ops pic.

>>38432035
One word response is not necessary a bad thing. For instance, having something like "lol" as a reply for a meme is not weird. If there are one word responces in an actual conversation, however, that's a bad sign.

>>38432402
>>38432331
>>38432138
Moar.

>>38432620
i realize i miswrote that.
it's a de-ticking room. 6 walls, 5 of which have body mirrors, and a shower head above it filled with shit like tweezers and anti-tick/flea soap and shampoo. they come off fairly easily if you get hot water and soap on them before they embed and everytime i have to go into the woods i get at least 20 but this time none. not even any on my clothes.
note to self: build room full of ticks for my enemies.

>>38432035
>>38432138
>>38432331
>>38432402
So, um, how do you get these off a dog or snek? Do you have to manually execute each of them or is there some sort of chemical you can use...?

>>38432990
if they're already embedded then you have to go through each individual tick and get them off using your preferred method.
if they haven't embedded yet you can just take a steaming shower and scrub brush them off and comb their shit after.

>>38433122
Right, right, makes sense. But, now that you mention it, um... how do you comb a snake?

>>38433122
>>38433146

A better question is why do they embed themselves in the first place?

What is their endgame?

>hey, don't mind me, imma just chill inside you for a bit, f@m

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>>38433146
snake comb.

>>38433248
they want your tasty tasty -insert animal- juices so they just dunk their heads right in and anchor themselves.love it so much in fact that improper removal leaves the head which will keep sucking blood despite the lack of body for the next several days.

brevity is the soul of wit
>drop that man, he ain't no good for you

OP, I sincerely hope your petty grudges continue indefinitely

>>38432109
The floor.