Write anything down and I will read it out for you! http://

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>>38430893
"i'm a roastie slut who should leave /r9k/ forever"

are you in an /x/ discord server per chance?

>>38430912
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gUtXrts8zh

>>38430915
no

>>38430893
Shit dick put it in my ass. Shit dick put it in my ass. I want shit in me, all over in me, once your done using my 2 holes with shit dicks make me eat your yummy cummy logs of shit. Please give me shit, shit is what I want and what should be put in me all day every day. It is my only use, to be constantly used by shit covered dicks and to be a personal toilet.

>>38430929
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1c8FKXWAevs

Everybody dies, some they just need a little help.

>>38430952
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ME WITH 10 LOGS OF STEAMING HOT SHIT

>>38430928
>>38430893
omg shut the fuck up and kys

>>38430984
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DFGTeWNMHN

Oscar is a cuck swede

>>38431011
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12yxw1bKy2E

>>38431015
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tnLM8JaeIo

>>38430958
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nbeT37u7z2

Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilized. Roastie whore

"Sam, why must u continue living like this? Do it. Do it for me"

Thanks anon

>>38431012
I got bored of writing rape songs
Then, I remembered the HOLOCAUST
I'm glad lots of people died

HA HA HOLOCAUST
HA HA HOLOCAUST
HA HA HOLOCAUST
I'm glad lots of people died

People are too fucking PC
To admit Hitler was funny
How can you not laugf your ass off
Watching people bulldozed into a ditch?

HA HA HOLOCAUST
HA HA HOLOCAUST
HA HA HOLOCAUST
I'm glad lots of people died

>>38431012
Amazing, why did you do that?
I guess you are really bored.

Can you do:
"I love you, everything will be ok!"

I gotta take a MEAN shit. Whew. It's going to stink too.

>>38430893
Agent A is a niggerlord who needs to be gassed in front of his family.

" Kaltrina is a horny albo slut "

thanks ano

Shut up shaun kys

-- thanks btw

>>38430893
Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky murr hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing /// kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch puts paws on your chest nyea its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft

what is your accent?

"Only the finest men browse /r9k/."

>>38431034
http://vocaroo.com/i/s038dgOa26VE

>>38431050
http://vocaroo.com/i/s031rlABZD5o

>>38431072
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tuMatIirq7

>>38431083
http://vocaroo.com/i/s062QgoXSty7

>>38431084
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mOWP3PBq5u

>>38431086
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SKvbt6N3SJ

>>38431087
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1beqTK2xVbu

>>38430928
pls fugg me i need ur roastie slime on my benis

>>38431122
You have a cute voice anon. Have fun with your orbiter army now.

>>38430893
"purple purple 23. in the end i can see.
knife, dagger, sword in me
i am yours, no longer free."
could you please say this 3 times. thank you.

>>38431096
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DhNNMKduaO

>>38431111
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vmWyyk6r85

>>38431154
is this a satanic ritual

"you are a worthless NEET virgin loser and should kill yourself"

>>38430893
"Hey Nick! I hope you had a wonderful day. I love you from the bottom of my heart. Sweet dreams, sweetie. I'll talk to you tomorrow."

>>38431174
no no just say it please anon

Death is like the wind, always by my side.

Vladimir sucks cock, he is a fucking cuck.

>>38431179
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ucHuTDs1Eo

>>38431182
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1o3GdzpkBQL

>>38431186
*tips fedora* http://vocaroo.com/i/s1J1H18Mz0Vq

>>38431185
I dont trust you

'Women with more than one sexual partners are trash, death to roastie sluts. Race-mixing is also wrong, being NEET is hot af'

"Ricky, why must u continue living like this? Do it. Do it for me"

where the fuck are you from that is the worst accent i've ever heard

>>38431208
you did it for everyone else :(

"White men? How can you even call them that. White men are nothing but boys"

what the hell I wanna go off into -- and go to work for? Work for what, money? I got all the money in the world! I'm the king, man! I run the underworld, guy! I decide who does what and where they do it at! What am I gonna run around and act like I'm some teenybopper somewhere, for someone else's money? I make the money, man. I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards.

you have a really gross voice 2bh famalam.

>>38430893
Hyper Terminal X
God Forgiveth
For Men are Weak
Behold our arrogance

Big black cock is superior lol

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"Varg Vikernes makes me fucking horny, I want his nordic cock badly"

"Horen die motoren singen: ran An den feind!
Horen die motoren singen: ran An den feind!
Bomben! Bomben!
Bomben auf Engeland!"

o is o umlaut btw

onii-chan it's not what it looks like
i was just doing laundry and they must have fallen out
i didn't know they were your boxers
a-although they do smell like just you
ha-ha-ha i was just joking who would want to smell your dirty underwear
see what happened was i sneezed and i just grabbed the nearest thing to hand
i mean that's why they're wet
t-the stains well, i mean you're always jerking off so of course they going to be crusty
which is disgusting off course i can't believe that you expect me or mom to touch your disgusting clothes laundry
it's not like id want you touching my panties
urghh you thinking about it right now
jerking off into my panties and then putting them back in my room
so when i put them on your hot sticky load is still there
does the thought of your sister's vagina full your cum actually turn you on
disgusting

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>>38431182
Wow Nick great moves keep it up

holy shit i am high as FUCK *cough*

"Kris, why must u continue living like this? Do it. Do it for me"

>>38430893
Final warning drop it right now this is your final warniiiiing!!!

Every egirl lux main needs to kill themselves

>>38431215
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vtGKUs18ZW

>>38431221
http://vocaroo.com/i/s186RVS96OzT

>>38431236
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hhp5ihYlgt

>>38431240
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1axyXXxVTAy

>>38431247
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1h2VKG30YXt
i dont tho

>>38431255
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VUEKlMg6wg

>>38431266
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZFLfN1qrB6

>>38431272
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Qt2Qom2I7S

>>38431293
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Iciqx9Iufc

>>38431268
I get lonely sometimes.
>>38430893
Ty OP
I love you.

Vladimir is a cuck.

>>38430893
You know it's Nick Crompton and my collar stay poppin'
Yes, I can rap and no, I am not from Compton
England is my city
And if it weren't for Team 10, then the US would be shitty
I'll pass it to Chance 'cause you know he stay litty

>>38431317
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MjOy5OEX8t

>>38431331
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YaK3M40SdE

I am Mysha and I love heelys and school shootings.

>>38431308
Reee, why didn't you read those?
>>38431285
>>38431217

Today was gonna be the day but they'll never throw it back to you

By now you should have somehow realised what you've got to do

Picnic Magoo punches mad cones

>>>>38431355
because theyre the same as Nick's

>>38431353
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DeG23mLuDM

>>38431359
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ixXYjFSryB

>>38431367
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zzTmGHpKzz

As always, we go ever forward, unto dawn.

You're going to love this. Trust me, what you're seeing now is my normal state.
This is a super saiyan. And this, this is what is known as a super saiyan that has ascended past a super saiyan. Or you could just call this a super saiyan two.
And this.
IS. TO GO.
EVEN FURTHER BEYOND.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>38431377
http://vocaroo.com/i/s172vkRHcbOr

>>38431400
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EzYwKuPhso

>>38431408
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16hY4ZmuF5E

>>38431367
this isn't really camwhoring or anything. vocaroo threads are fair game.

>>38431419
tell me via vocaroo what your discord is. I'll add you

*BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

*BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF*

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

*BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT*

Oh I was not expecting that...that little gust my dear....you caught me off guard...yes...so gentle it was though...hmmmm...let me taste this little one...just one small sniff.....sniff...ah....ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff...and yet...so strong...yes...the odor....sniff sniff...hmmm....is that....sniff....hmmm....I can almost taste it my dear.....yes....just...sniff....a little whiff more if you please.....ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff...ah yes I have it now....yes quite....hhhhmmmm...delectable my dear.....quite exquisite yes.....I dare say...sniff....the most pungent one yet my dear....ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff....yes....

baby

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Party rockers in the house tonight

Everybodys gonna have a good time

Well lately niggers are runnin' their mouths
Sayin' they're gonna take over the South
Jigaboo-here's to you
If you can, try it man

'Cause Dixieland will never be free
To a nigga and the NAACP
Stay away, stay away
Stay away, from Dixieland

'Cause we're proud of our Dixie
Hooray, hooray
We'll fight again this time we'll win
We've lived, we'll die in Dixie

Stay away, stay away
You don't belong in Dixie
Stay away, stay away
You don't belong in Dixie

In the Civil War a lot of men died
That's not enough, they ain't satisfied
They integrate, demonstarate
Shout and sing, for Mr. King

'Cause Mr. King is-a-gonna lose out
When the northern states unite with the South
Watch the fun, when it's done
'Cause they'll run, from Dixieland

'Cause we're proud of our Dixie
Hooray, hooray
We'll fight again this time we'll win
We've lived, we'll die in Dixie

Stay away, stay away
You don't belong in Dixie
Stay away, stay away
You don't belong in Dixie

They've yelled 'black power' in Alabama
Even demonstratin' in Louisiana
What a shame, they're to blame
'Cause they came, to Dixieland

Up in the North big trouble they've brewed
In Chicago town and Cicero too
Let's unite, Yankeeland
Come on fight, with Dixieland

'Cause we're proud of our Dixie
Hooray, hooray
We'll fight again this time we'll win
We've lived, we'll die in Dixie

Stay away, stay away
You don't belong in Dixie
Stay away, stay away
You don't belong in Dixie

"fucking normies, get the fuck out of my board
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

orinalinio

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Well I can tell this post is gonna hit the top of the thread with 200 replies and exactly 12 images within the next six hours. How do I know this? Because this shithole of omega males and societal rejects is about as predictable as the as rotation of the earth. Most people who post here as so desperate for any temporary, fleeting form of female interaction that they will waste minutes or even hours listening to voice recordings from a woman. Rather then come up with solutions to the problems they face, the r9k'er will develop methods to avoid this. Some will endless chase internet "gfs" and "Femanons", trapped with the delusion that this is an efficient use of time and that a female lover would fix their problems like some magical girl from their favorite anime. Many others reject this behavior but instead deny that there is any problem, and they are in fact perfectly happy. While that may be true for some of the more, ehem...."perverse" members of our community, humans are social animals, and these men are almost certain to have severe depression as long as they continue this unhealthy perversion of the human experience. There is no golden goose and no easy solutions admittedly, and I myself am still grappling with my own introverted nature. But I know of one really good first step to recovery.

You need to leave /r9k/.

*respond to the question*
How many cocks did you have inside you so far?

Mustafa Teoman you muslim cuck

>>38430893
I never really had much in this world but i love you more than anything and nothing would make me happier than for you to let me wash your car

I sit back and read like cat in the hat.
21 savage, that cat with the mac

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>>38430893
Smug Wojak is always the best meme.

I can make your sadness feel beautiful
I can make madness feel like liberty
For my sickness there's no cure at all

ESSSSSSSSSSSKEETIT
If you pronounce this right I'll mail you 1 psn

Thank you for doing this, it brightened the day of two random strangers

>>38431428
i dont have discord because i dont socialise unless shitposting on r9k

>>38431431
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nfxok92JsA

>>38431440
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0c4xNLzHL1d

>>38431444
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Eq13eHINee

>>38431450
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KxpmYZllCe

>>38431451
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aHkrFWzDmT

>>38431474
http://vocaroo.com/i/s104AYc8NpQ9

>>38431483
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14rdTwC3VBe

>>38431485
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01oAFqmuil9

>>38431500
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12vPIUZdZKK

>>38431501
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eQdD9G8bij

load your rifle, but hold your fire.Wait until the bombers are directly overhead. The sound of their engines will drown out your shot.

Really, you want me to say this? God, why are you so fucking weird. Like seriously, what the fuck is wrong you. Just get away from me please, you're creeping me out.

>>38431408
top fucking kek

orig

miggo is a niggerlord and Highwon did 9/11
also koishi is a chink bitch

>>38431530
No discord? What about email me then? C-can i drop mine for you?

>>38431501
I'd say that's close enuff hey anon :^]

>>38431450
Came here for one sentence and left

why do you think shunning women is gonna somehow lead to recovery?

Op talk to me via audio am very lonely

How are you?

>>38430893
The discord cabale tries its hardest to hide the fact that comfy was born in Parklea, where his parents operate a KFC.

Leftists and liberals are the cancer of this world.

>>38431569
U can't take a hint hey famalam

>>38431530
Can you record a version of this for us?:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AcGUO44zTB

>>38431531
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TIlPmaoNt6

>>38431520
:) me too

>>38431563
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01bXj1LbhdU
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zo2c2UCOnt

>>38431567
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CyMZzPjonb

>>38431593
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07fKVUBwRMJ

>>38431592
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dMk67iQ05y

>>38431596
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0n8gcPT5sMv

>>38430893
I was supposed to bring the bread for tomorrow but after being double penetrated, it looks like ill be having to take the cat for a walk instead

>>38431593
>comfy was born in Parklea
Sydfag?

>>38431236
gave me a good laugh, thanks anon\
orgi

Say "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children"

Origi

>>38431621
>>>38431593(You)
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s07fKVUBwRMJ
that was fast, thanks kind voice anon

Koishi deserves a double penetration in her chink hole

"Two luu on it"
Thanks in advance

I am your sugar mommy!

>>38431576
Its not about shunning women, its about stopping counter-productive behavior and actually going outside and talking to people and have actual, meaningful friendships/relationships rather then this meme shit that doesn't accomplish anything.

"Timothy likes it when someone licks his ginger booty"

I will gas the current staff team so hard that Hitler will beg me for their merciness.

See you losers, stray'a hunter out. SWOOSH

>>38430893
"dont give up anon, you can do it"

why did you not insult mustafa the muslim cuck

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pls give me some original motivation to keep elarning the ukulele.

i liek cok

Im not hungry, I'm just empty

You have pretty eyes, I think I might keep them

>>38430893
Chunnofloy is the best osu! player forever

(ples say it i need it for a userpage)

>>38431623
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XcmdWv0D33

>>38431645
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oWxae2MJWy

>>38431647
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17svtDrZJ1B

>>38431656
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zlHxlGovTF

>>38431658
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xUJ2wKzgvt

>>38431666
http://vocaroo.com/i/s192WTBOd2Ts

>>38431675
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Lv8NsmaI17

>>38431685
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wid1XWQoiN

>>38431700
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19ddIi30kgM

>>38431721
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12xOxerqoXB

>>38431741
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GqxY5YXj6z

I want big Boris from the strong tatar tribe to give me his cummies

>>38431749
i actually do as well <3
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rwoPBv0BJ4

>>38431748
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1M9axbvZa3E
i can redo it if you want it different

>>38431770
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kxkT1ikcPy

>>38431621
I'm tired...always tired. I feel uninspired, unmotivated. I had so many dreams and I threw them all away to be a robot to society. I'm losing my inner child, due to my responsibilities I chose to grow up, but it's taking it's toll now. I haven't been to university in 2 weeks I think I'm giving up. I don't like what I'm becoming. I feel dead inside.

What kind of Music do you like?

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>>38431754
thank you i will learn the uke now and write songs on it

Uh! Oh! Is that a fidget spinner?! Uh, can I suck your cock?
C-can I insert that spinner in my tight pussy, p-please?

>>38430893
You will do well and get out of this situation you are in. You can only win from now on. You will do well because i believe in you.
I wish you all the best because you are a beautiful person.
Please fuck me in my ass

>>38431787

Neat! Thanks! :P
You can redo if you feel like it,but that will do

>>38431787
sorry for messing it up, but thanks either way random roastie

" K's thicc ass only obeys Goddes N "
he he

RDM RDM FUCKING SLAY THAT BITCH MOOOOOODS RDM!!!!

I'm not one to wish on shooting stars

But I've longed for a meteor

I bet you can squeal. I bet you can squeal like a pig
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38431794
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12K3MbKAT1P

>>38431812
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1k7OpXCsUWv

>>38431818
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gDzRWx1G7F

>>38431834
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Qksa60SqLn

>>38431846
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iwsA9c0lgf

Smooth nigga, false step you rise,
Don't Move nigga, crosshairs in sight,
The Zoo nigga, concrete both sides,
Who you nigga, one step you die,

>>38431855
I want you to suck my big feminine penis
yummy yummy

>>38431855
lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

originanal

>>38430893
I have taken more dirty loads than my laundromat

>>38431852
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EioWyxE3Gd
pretty much a REEE at this point

>>38431877
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00WhCfG93sm

>>38431878
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lDvvCg04k0

>>38431900
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rHrc8Tn4ho

>>38431905
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DzwFLLIZ11

>>38430893
You would not believe your eyes
If ten million fireflies
Lit up the world as I fell asleep
'Cause they'd fill the open air
And leave tear drops everywhere
You'd think me rude
But I would just stand and stare

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems

OP you are very beautiful

>>38431910
COULD YOU PLEASE RECORD A VERSION OF THIS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD EVERYONE HERE WANTS TO HEAR IT, RPLY TO ME IF YOU ALL WANT TO HEAR HER VERSION OF THIS:


http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AcGUO44zTB

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Sorry in advance :^}

>>38431923
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1liBS4E2rhW

>>38431937
let's make it clear the pic in OP is not me

Boy I slang in my grey tee
Rob in my grey tee
Kill a mothafucka'
Dig a grave in my grey tee
Hit licks in my grey tee
Fuck a bitch in my grey tee
All in the hood
Sellin' bricks in my grey tee
Boy I slang in my grey tee
We's the major leagues
Duckin' in my black tee
Breaking down a bitch quick
Fucking with the youngin
Boy, Ramirez got the hit stick
Pull a bitches mayday
I know you from the urgency
Keep my name anonymous
At least, they've never heard of me
One, with this shit
Got a gun with a long dick
Hit it from the left side
Boy, I'm on my bullshit

>>38430893
Are u Bjork?

>>38431950
Hey, that was pretty decent actually. Good on you!

>>38431937
https://www.instagram.com/tsuruko/

oregon

Say: "I love you and things will get better. Give me a hug."

>>38430893
We'd better get back because it'll be dark soon and they mostly come at night ... mostly

>>38431855
Thank you, anon. It was fun having you around. Have a nice day.
You have a sexy voice

>>38430893
I'm sliding over cars while I shoot.
They think that I'm Tom cruise.
But bitch I'm Bobby with the tool!
Run up on em act a fool!

>>38431949
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08cXEMr6rRg

>>38431946
get me the text and i might do it

>>38431960
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Qdg643Dofi

>>38431981
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1z39vAQZBHa

>>38431993
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0v6gwKelqIl

>>38431997
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ud8UBX4pm9

>>38432006
>>38432006
Idk the text just try and do a version of youserlf

>>38431980
Is this OPs Instagram account?

Op can we see a slight pic of you pls

"Wow, seriously? You're getting aroused just from seeing my feet? How about I rub your pathetic dick with my toes? OH MY GOD! You already came! That's pathetic. Your pathetic cock doesn't deserve to pleasure a woman if you get off so easily from having it rubbed by my feet."

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Pic related plz

origg

>>38432045
Yeah, uh, some pic would be w-welcome :DDD

>>38432006
Lol you're adorbs anon

Okay I think I've figured it out, it's a British person, specifically English, from the south probably, attempting an American accent. The guttural stop and lack of rhoticity give sit away.

>>38432051
post feet pics pls pls

>>38432076
sounds Belgian to me

Say Dont kill yourself. Times will get better and I will be with you, I will help you go trough this. Forget about it and lets fuck.

>>38432096
In some she sounds Irish. Definitely not a native speaker, probably some north european country.

Agent A is a disgusting subhuman. He deserves no respect, he has crippling stage 3 autism and he is nothing but a hack. He should hang himself after getting bullied in highschool. He is just a scum-of-the-earth bastard that needs to be utterly wiped out.

Ashen one, to be unkindled is to be a vessel for souls. Sovereignless souls will become thy strength. I will show thee how.
Ashen one, bring me souls, plucked from their vessels.

>>38430893
You seem pretty tired after such a long day. Would you like me to give you a handjob to help you relax? Because i really love doing it to you

>>38431998
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZmgFeTlfx8

>>38432076
:) im not pretending any accent, good try though!

>>38432101
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1f5UWtJhFnq

>>38432051
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EQlVu1Zu1Z

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Tracy the prince, sippin' champagne inside of the Lyft
My castle big, I'm sorry girl but you can't come in
Lil Peep, why why do they hate?
My bitch so bad, told that bitch to behave
I run it up, they wanna see me crawl
All they do is talk, please get off my balls
Brick walls ain't nobody getting in now
The moons out I feel like myself again now
Fuck you, fuck her, and fuck them
If I die today you would try to fuck my bitch
Brick walls ain't nobody getting in now
The moons out I feel like myself again now
Fuck you, fuck her, and fuck them
If I die today you would try to fuck my bitch

>>38430893
>Hey, anon. It's ok. You're gonna get through this. I know at times it may seem like life is heading nowhere and the light at the end of the tunnel seems too far but just hold on, you're gonna make it. Because when you get there, it's gonna be worth the wait, and I'll there to support you every step of the way!

OP is from Singapore (my guess)

>>38432119
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14gMFbASd1n

>>38432125
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07LRHZISZAN

>>38432128
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hh7U9Yn8t9

>>38432134
STOP MAKING ME RAP I DONT LISTEN TO RAP I DONT KNOW HOW TO RAP
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Cq591ycNd3

>>38432168
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1js7bwwRhbM

>>38430893
I am the punishment of God...If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.

>>38430952
I love the way you said toilet at the end there.

>>38432184
>STOP MAKING ME RAP I DONT LISTEN TO RAP I DONT KNOW HOW TO RAP
>Write anything down and I will read it out for you!
>ANYTHING
Youre doing good I'll keep em coming

"Plo Koon is the best Jedi! If you disagree with that, then you should kill yourself!"

>>38430893
Who are these people and why are these people?

Qwertyuiop

Oknijbuhv

Qazedcyhn

>>38432184
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1js7bwwRhbM
Thank you so much anon! I think someone has been cutting onions because I'm starting to get teary eyed.

>>38430893
Please fuck me, oh my gosh please please fuck my daddy. I want your big black dick in me. Use me as your personal cock slave and breed in me.

>>38430893
How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They just beat the room for being black.

>>38432195
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AIGH2azWne

>>38432211
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02T4ywyuDlK

>>38432219
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1W4wOrGjxlA

>>38432221
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oeaFeDTUXg

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Pic related please please please I need it

My name is Nick Crompton and no I'm not from compton

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Creepin out the jungle it's the silver back gorilla
Man beating on my chest
I pull up and I blow your fucking brains
Throw your Ligaments inside a pit
And then i watch em' burn
Dancing round the flames
Im spitting out these sacrificial words
Roll me up a blunt
With the page that i ripped out of the bible
I been feelin' homicidal gripping on my fucking rifle
Bitch you thinking that you safe
But i find out where the fuck you stay
Pullup to your neighborhood
And let the fucking gauge spray

Boy I'm saucin' I do this often
I lay inside my coffin rotting, I sit here plottin
I'm skating down through Compton
Caution that when I'm chartin them
Im bout to fucking rob em
Hang him from the crucifix to
Leave his family just to watch em

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Also this please I will forever love you

>>38430893
Im a big girl for yoooou!

Say it lol
United forever in friendship and labor,
Our mighty republics will ever endure.
The great Soviet Union will live through the ages.
The dream of the people their fortress secure.
Long live our Soviet Motherland, built by the people's mighty hand.
Long live our People, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire. Long may our crimson flag inspire,
Shining in glory for all men to see.
Through days dark and stormy where Great Lenin led us
Our eyes saw the bright sun of freedom above
and Stalin our Leader with faith in the People,
Inspired us to build up the land that we love.
Long live our Soviet Motherland, built by the people's mighty hand.
Long live our People, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire. Long may our crimson flag inspire,
Shining in glory for all men to see.
We fought for the future, destroyed the invader,
and brought to our homeland the Laurels of Fame.
Our glory will live in the memory of nations
and all generations will honour her name.
Long live our Soviet Motherland, built by the people's mighty hand.
Long live our People, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire. Long may our crimson flag inspire,
Shining in glory for all men to see.

>>38432246
>>38432221

Damn you made the first two actually sound like foreign words, nice lol

>>38430893
Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... and my arm... even my fingers. The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past.
please don't read this part

>>38430893
Say this:

>If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.

Anime was a mistake

Weeaboos signify the perversion of evolution and natural order

(Okey I'm done I think)

I recall once on the church steps
When I moved to kiss your chest
How we paid such close attention
To each sweet and stuttered breath
I should've stopped to paint our picture
Captured honest pure affection
Just to document the difference between attraction and connection

I can see all of my friends and
I break into empty buildings
When the coast was clear
With backpacks full of beer
We'd throw our bottles from the rooftops
At this city-it looked endless
Guess I still don't see the difference between real purpose and that urgent adolescence

And I remember in a basement sharing sweat
With all these stranger boys and girls
"We'll change the world!" We sang
"We'll change the world!" But
Nothing seems to change and
They say none of them will listen
But I still see much more power in that basement than in heartless politicians

And if we get beaten by this winter
If we get strangled by regret, just
Let our love of life and tension
Gasp in sweet and stuttered breaths, and
Have them lay us in a basement
Smash some bottles on the ground, and
Say we couldn't tell the difference between the feeling and the sound

Remember not our faulty pieces
Remember not our rusted parts
It's not the petty imperfections that define us but
The way we hold our hearts
And the way we hold our heads
I hope they write your names beside mine on my gravestone when I'm dead
And when we are dead let our voices carry on
To find a better song
To find a better song and sing along

I love you I hope your back heals

>>38432240
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WvZNjoTz3L

>>38432244
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kd2yVXegmr

>>38432258
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00oqi9EzJ6U

>>38432267
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19okDqjzdPc

>>38432268
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05Qihw6fFuC

>>38432272
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V5WackqaBX

>>38432276
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RPu5VluSbB

>>38432278
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JAGhtGOzRy
sorry i said fag instead of flag at the end and it made me giggle

>>38432312
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04InjRGlakG

>>38432338
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oT0eQ4js7b

>>38432343
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1d7yGjGrnyw

Pic of op when?

pls

>>38432359
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WvZNjoTz3L
I said black cock gosh darn it!

What happened to:
Write anything down and I will read it out for you!

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Chris. I love you.


Please say it 10 times in different tones please

Robert's got a quick hand
He'll look around the room, he won't tell you his plan
He's got a rolled cigarette, hanging out his mouth he's a cowboy kid
Yeah found a six shooter gun
In his dad's closet hidden oh in a box of fun things, I don't even know what
But he's coming for you, yeah he's coming for you
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, out run my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, out run my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
Daddy works a long day
He be coming home late, he's coming home late
And he's bringing me a surprise
'Cause dinner's in the kitchen and it's packed in ice
I've waited for a long time
Yeah the slight of my hand is now a quick pull trigger
I reason with my cigarette
And say your hair's on fire, you must have lost your wits, yeah
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, out run my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet

>>38430893
>12 in the morning, pop shells for a living
And berry gon' smell blood trail every minute
Rogue wave on you niggas, no fail when I hit 'em
Every time I see a pig, I don't hesitate to kill 'em
Ain't nobody give a fuck about a rule
Either get diplomas or a tool, I'ma cool with my youngins
No bool when I'm sprayin', this K at you fuckas
Fuck a gang affiliated with nothing but my name

Better duck 'fore ya brain splatter on the concrete
I'ma hit you with that .45, bullet hit yo neck round the bow tie
Lookin' like a thriller, film a bitch
I'ma go right back with the clip and I know you be shakin'
Don't test me or I might just click at yo noggin

Man, I don't give a fuck about a mothafuckin' po
I'ma pull up with that stick and hit yo' motherfuckin' do'
Man, I don't give a fuck about a mothafuckin' po
I'ma pull up with that stick and hit yo' motherfuckin' do', yeah

You got a weird ass accent op where are you from it sounds like a mixture of British French and Swedish

>>38430893
Please, I don't want to argue. Just lick my asshole.

Question: What has the Emperor ever done for me?
Answer: What have you ever done for the Emperor?
also thanks in advance for reading this

Alright, everybody! Now here we go
It's a brand-new version of the do-si-do
Just stomp your feet and clap your hands
C'mon, everybody, it's the hampsterdance

>>38430893

can you please say
"Dranzogger is a cuck and cant memesquare"

>>38430893
Fuck nigga, come and talk it out
Fuck nigga, we ain't talkin' it out
What the fuck we finna talk about
All we know is that mula, benji's, Franklin's and that guala

-

The car is on fire, and there's no driver at the wheel
And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides
And a dark wind blows

The government is corrupt
And we're on so many drugs
With the radio on and the curtains drawn

We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
And the machine is bleeding to death

The sun has fallen down
And the billboards are all leering
And the flags are all dead at the top of their poles

It went like this:

The buildings tumbled in on themselves
Mothers clutching babies
Picked through the rubble
And pulled out their hair

The skyline was beautiful on fire
All twisted metal stretching upwards
Everything washed in a thin orange haze

I said, "Kiss me, you're beautiful -
These are truly the last days"

You grabbed my hand
And we fell into it
Like a daydream
Or a fever

We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
For sure it's the valley of death

I open up my wallet
And it's full of blood

>>38432379
Dude,chill,she is doing it for free yo,be thankful

>>38432451
yeah, you're right.

Sorry for bully.

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>>38430893
braaaaapffffffffffpoooootbraaaaaaapppppfffffffffffpooootooooootbrapbrap

>>38430893
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MtOIu5oziy
your voice is a 5/10

>>38430893
Die Zeit ist aus den Fugen, Schmach und Gram, dass ich zur Welt, sie einzurichten, kam!
A king... the king must be greedier than any other. He must laugh louder and rage harder. he must exemplifythe extreme of all things, good and evil. That is why his retainers envy and adore him. And why the flames of aspiration, to be as the king is, can burn within his people.

>>38432463
Her voice is cute
Stfu chad

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>>38430893
please read pic
pic related

Say: "Ayy another day,another play!"

>>38430893
If only I had a child as white as snow, lips as red as blood, hair black as a raven's wings, and all with the strength of that rose

Hate! Hate! Hate!
An emotion as pure as it is deep!
Hate! Hate! Hate!
Let it flow, let it run free!
thank you and have a good time

>>38432358
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1h2TBMS3PQ2

>>38432345
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xyLu7YzBrS

>>38432385
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1b25ENrpQSQ
i am not creative

>>38432394
damn i cant sing but there you go
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1n122U4Xnja

>>38432434
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jegHHtiTBX

>>38432437
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EF1Mwvp1bJ

>>38432440
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tjUKUtyVTT

>>38432441
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wyCIK4v07w

>>38432461
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LpJaRADNfH

>>38432468
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1acZsIhU3yD

>>38432475
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VOnCTimRH4

>>38432481
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cO1MlpuNMm

>>38432482
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00P52oKlVOj

>>38432487
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19OYu6m370G

OP come on put all this effort into these voice recordings but you won't tell your native tongue? I really wanna know what accent that is. Pretty please?

Oh...Ah! ...Your sperm on my feet is like the icing on the cake.

>>38432537
Thank you! You nailed that poem

If you will not serve in combat, then you will serve on the firing line

GLORY TO THE FIRST MAN TO DIE

>>38432537
Nice! Say: "Chunnofloy = kawaii neet!"

Pls say: I hate muscular tall guys so much. Skinny and hairy guys like you are so sexy.

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>>38430893
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
(If you could sort of lightly sing this, in like, a softer tone, that'd be really nice since I have problems sleeping and this is a damn good poem)

>>38432537
thanks for reading my quote

>>38430893
B-be gentle senpai. It's my first time. hnnnnng!

ginko's mom will never let him fuck her because he's a fucking beta ass pussy boy

>>38432558
I'm guessing she's australian, probably half-asian (Chinese).

"Schneider, I love you, and I hope you have a wonderful day at your work, fuck your uncle."

Schneider reads as Snaider

>>38430893
Ive been wanting to suck your balls all day. It's been on my mind since i woke up this morning. I know sometimes it hurts a little if i suck too hard but I promise ill be gentle with your little guys in my mouth.

>>38432580
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yrmxxc7SbB

>>38432583
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18QiCoGJCyD

>>38432598
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1noAZO6B4QK

>>38432613
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iB8G8Vn1CT

>>38432626
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WpSye8NJLD

>>38432652
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1apjlhjdSDv

>>38432651
im white and purebreed

Look at the sky tonight, all of the stars have a reason
A reason to shine, a reason like mine and Im falling to pieces
Look at the sky tonight, all of the stars have a reason

>>38430893
You make me wanna SMOKE!!!!!!

>>38430893
One of my favorite bible passages.

Cursed be the day
on which I was born!
The day when my mother bore me,
let it not be blessed!
Cursed be the man who brought the news to my father,
"A son is born to you,"
making him very glad.
Let that man be like the cities
that the LORD overthrew without pity;
let him hear a cry in the morning
and an alarm at noon,
because he did not kill me in the womb;
so my mother would have been my grave,
and her womb forever great.
Why did I come out from the womb
to see toil and sorrow,
and spend my days in shame?

>>38432651
I guess she is finnish

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>>38432537
>Im not creative

You t-too

>>38430928
not funny

kys

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>>38430893
I'm like bitch, who is your mans?,
Can't keep my dick in my pants,
My bitch don't love me no more,
She kick me out I'm like vro,
That bitch don't wanna be friends,
I gave her dick, she got mad,
She put her tongue on my dick,
Look at my wrist, about 10,
Just got a pound of that boof,
Brought that shit straight to the booth,
Tommy my Hilfiger boots,
She said want fuck bitch, I do,
You put a gun on my mans,
I put a hole in your parents,
I took a white bitch to starbucks
That lil' bitch got her throat fucked
I like to rock out, I'm misfit
My emo bitch like her wrist slit
Curly hair bitch like I'm Corbin
Got like three bitches, I'm mormon
Skeet on your main bitch's forehead
Don't want your pussy, just want head

I've been watching you Benedikt and i think you're cute. I want to fuck you so much.

>>38432749
xxxtechnicaldifficulties?

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>>38432779
Watch out my anon, this chick probably has barz beyond your comprehension

"Lazarus please buy Black Desert Online, and play with me"

>>38432651
>>38432725
She is definitely European. Denmark, Norway, Holland. That region.

>>38432742

Just because it made you butthurt doesn't mean it's not funny

>>38430893
In my talons, I shape clay, crafting life forms as I please. If I wish, I can smash it all. Around me is a burgeoning empire of steel. From my throne room, lines of power careen into the skies of Earth. My whims will become lightning bolts that raze the mounds of humanity. Out of the chaos, they will run and whimper, praying for me to end their tedious anarchy. I am drunk with this vision. God: the title suits me well.

>>38430893
Aww ... you are soooo cute and adorable. I love spending time with you. I love being with you. I think about you all the time. You mean the world to me and I love you so much. I would do anything for you.

>>38432681
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mA0FhCHyiM

>>38432699
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Y8PDj4DejD

>>38432722
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wiXxL18Rqv

>>38432730
<3

>>38432749
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eBpMl5tmis

>>38432776
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fGhalcxCfW

>>38432802
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kBHsMlwDLw
are you catfishing

i am willing to accept contact info and 5 dollars paypal for catfishing help i could do that as a job

>>38432812
But is she cute? thats all that matters

>>38432839
>are you catfishing
No, I just want a friend to buy the game and play with me and I thought this would be funny.

Sing your favorite unoriginal song

>>38432839
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wiXxL18Rqv
Nope, I'm black.

>>38432840
Well she is smart.... see how she saw someone catfishing and turned into a opportunity? Total business woman. She doesn't sound fat either, from her voice, but she could be severely deformed.

>>38432839
>5 dollars paypal
I can talk like a girl and got plenty of money out of it.
Should do that again.
Anyways thanks for the vocoos

Is OP a British Pakistani?

As if anime isn't already bad enough by itself, now you motherfuckers are getting into a little something called traps. Basically, it's a dude that dresses like a chick, has a dick, and you say isn't gay. Well, I'm here to tell you IT'S FUCKING GAY.

If I walked up to you right fucking now, me being a dude and you being a dude, and you got turned on by me, that would be gay. It's no different for fucking traps. Just cause they dress like a chick doesn't mean they are a chick, they got a dick and IT'S GAY.

AND DON'T SAY THE DICK MAKES IT CUTER. THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT CUTER, IT MAKES IT EVEN GAYER. IT MAKES YOU GAY, BITCH.

AND YOU SEND ME PICTURES WITH THEIR FUCKING SKIRTS UP AND THEIR NUTS HANGING OUT. I DON'T WANNA SEE THAT. I'M NOT GAY LIKE YOU.

STOP SENDING ME HENTAI. STOP SENDING ME ANIME PICTURES. STOP SENDING ME TRAPS. OH MY GOD.

Oooorrreggg

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>>38430893
You're a meanie.
You smell bad!
You look stupid.
Your clothes aren't pretty.
Your mommy doesn't like you!

>>38432883
>She doesn't sound fat either
How does someone fat sound?
I've seen tons of fatties and chubbies with incredibly cute voices.

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I know that it hurts sometimes but Its beautiful
Working every day, now you bleeding through your cuticles
Passing through a portal as you're just sitting in your cubicle
Isnt life beautiful? I think that life is beautiful
Tryna keep it cool at your grandfathers funeral
Finding out eventually the feeling wasnt mutual
You were not invited cause you're nothing like the usual
Isnt life beautiful? I think that life is beautiful
You wan see your friends but youre stuck inside a hospital
Doctor walks in and he tells you that its terminal
Tumor in your brain and they say that Its inoperable
Isnt life beautiful? I think that life is beautiful
They'll kill your little brother and theyll tell you hes a criminal
Theyll fucking kill you too so you better not get physical
Welcome to America, the type of shit is typical
Isnt life beautiful? I think that life is beautiful
Wake up in the morning, now you doing the impossible
Find out whats important, now you feeling philosophical
When I die Ill pack my bags, move somewhere more affordable
Isnt life horrible? I think that life is horrible
You think shes adorable, she thinks that youre intolerable
You think you can do it but your chances are improbable
Once you feel unstoppable, you run into an obstacle
Isnt life comical? I think that life is comical
And if you ever need a friend then you got me
And in the end, when I die, will you watch me?
And if I tried suicide, would you stop me?
Would you help me get a grip or would you drop me?
Run away, make friends with the moon
Why you tripping? You'll be with your friends soon
Comes a time when everybody meets the same fate
I think Ima die alone inside my room

"When are we going fishing again onii-chan?"

As if anime isn't already bad enough by itself, now you motherfuckers are getting into a little something called traps. Basically, it's a dude that dresses like a chick, has a dick, and you say isn't gay. Well, I'm here to tell you IT'S FUCKING GAY.

If I walked up to you right fucking now, me being a dude and you being a dude, and you got turned on by me, that would be gay. It's no different for fucking traps. Just cause they dress like a chick doesn't mean they are a chick, they got a dick and IT'S GAY.

AND DON'T SAY THE DICK MAKES IT CUTER. THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT CUTER, IT MAKES IT EVEN GAYER. IT MAKES YOU GAY, BITCH.

AND YOU SEND ME PICTURES WITH THEIR FUCKING SKIRTS UP AND THEIR NUTS HANGING OUT. I DON'T WANNA SEE THAT. I'M NOT GAY LIKE YOU.

STOP SENDING ME HENTAI. STOP SENDING ME ANIME PICTURES. STOP SENDING ME TRAPS. OH MY GOD.

Oreeegga

>>38432921
ikr?
Being fat has no effect on voice from what I've seen.

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>>38432907
It's not gay if it's a feminine penis
Oregano Oregano, play me some of that dank Fortissimo

>>38432921
There are exceptions but there's also a link between broad chest and deep voice, it actually affects the larynx.

As if anime isn't already bad enough by itself, now you motherfuckers are getting into a little something called traps. Basically, it's a dude that dresses like a chick, has a dick, and you say isn't gay. Well, I'm here to tell you IT'S FUCKING GAY.

If I walked up to you right fucking now, me being a dude and you being a dude, and you got turned on by me, that would be gay. It's no different for fucking traps. Just cause they dress like a chick doesn't mean they are a chick, they got a dick and IT'S GAY.

AND DON'T SAY THE DICK MAKES IT CUTER. THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT CUTER, IT MAKES IT EVEN GAYER. IT MAKES YOU GAY, BITCH.

AND YOU SEND ME PICTURES WITH THEIR FUCKING SKIRTS UP AND THEIR NUTS HANGING OUT. I DON'T WANNA SEE THAT. I'M NOT GAY LIKE YOU.

STOP SENDING ME HENTAI. STOP SENDING ME ANIME PICTURES. STOP SENDING ME TRAPS. OH MY GOD.

Oregammsnsbsejwj

i be that gorilla dick nigga
i go hard in the mothafucking paint nigga
leave you stanking nigga
what the fuck you thanking nigga?

>>38432828
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0S1SxZgVh5T

>>38432830
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KixzLPhG9K

>>38432855
aww diddums

>>38432868
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lA7WCnV8dj

>>38432921
:) I weight 50kg and am 5ft 4

>>38432907
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0p7Sv0bnQaq
i liek traps

>>38432913
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0I1235k4H7h

>>38432935
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09vS1Tdxs67

>>38430893

Say this femanon:

"My feet are really stinky and I'm going to force you to lick them and suck on my toes"

>>38432947
Well, nowadays fat girls are just skinny girls with lpts of fat on them because FOOD IS LIFE XDXDXXD

I love death grips. I listen to death grips because the melon forced me to do so.
Used to love normie music like One Direction. But now here i am..Depressed..Listening to my favorite song Lost Boys

>>38432970
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lA7WCnV8dj
Go with this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elsh3J5lJ6g

I think she might be Icelandic

Disney is the Illuminati, i'm telling you guys, think about, those fuckers own everything, OH GOD THEY'RE HERE HELP OH GOD

Can OP post feet pics to make footfags happy?
pls

>>38432825
fucking normal shit cancer

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>>38430893
Oh, what anon? Is it that you're scared of a girl with a dick bigger than you? It's okay! You're tiny either way, so you can be the girl this time!

>No one will ever give me attention for reading miscellaneous excerpts and quotes because I have a masculine penis
Feels bad

Shout to all my lost boys
Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shout to all my lost boys
We rowdy

Shout to all my lost boys
Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shout to all my lost boys
We rowdy

Shout to all my lost boys
Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shout to all my lost boys
We rowdy

Shout to all my lost boys
Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shout to all my lost boys
BANGARANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

women have such angelic voices

>>38432973
>>38430893
OP read this:

"Foot fetishists are cancerous excuses for human beings and deserve to all be rounded up, forced in some swampy forest, stripped naked, tied to trees, have their insides opened up and have honey rubbed around every orifice so insects devour them bit by bit."

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>>38433047
What do you expect? She's on 4Chan, she clearly knows she's going to have more sex than everybody on this board combined.

Could you read this in a low, solemn, serious voice:

>God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become gods simply to appear worthy of it?

>>38433069
Feet are the finest and the cutest parts a female body has to offer.

>>38433103
Yeah, if you're a scum sucking degenerate.

>>38432868
I like doing this
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bFV2uMsKFC

>>38432973
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00ctVrLsUQ8

>>38432986
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PgC34QMlBK

>>38432994
i dont know this very well
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03XhNUANqkV

>>38433001
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00jY2KlDVAp

>>38433021
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aBlPqpaSpL

>>38433029
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AETeMjroaq

>>38433069
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08urRXqEZiW

>>38433087
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bcomRlTwVZ

>>38433117
>I like doing this
Sing my angel of music, sing for meee

>>38433069
half of this board jerks off to men LARPing as women, jerking off to women's feet can't be any worse.

and besides, I just wanted OP to say something really stupid

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>>38433103
Other than breasts, thighs, midriff, lips, hair, eyes, cheeks, butts, vaginas, ect. You really need to prioritize your goals anon

>>38433117
awesome rendition of Nietzsche you should make an audiobook

>>38430893
>Slurping noise

>>38430893
Florence of Arabia

>>38433112
>>38433141
A girl has two butt cheeks, two boobs, two legs (footfags love feet as well), two eyes, with so much duality, why can't feet be as sexual?
I liek

>>38433117
>I actually like the fetishists
100% degeneracy,

>>38430893
just "REEEEE" for us

>>38432934
>>38433117
pls
its a good song

>>38433012
Careful, anon; if that butthurt gets all the way up to your brain, that's when virgin spree shootings happen.

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>>38433117
>i actually like foot fetishists
y-you too

[forgot pic]

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"Shitsurei, kamimashita"

Hahaha you have such bad taste in anime. I cant believe people like you exist!
Im a tuff dude with a large penis. What are you? Some trash human being with bad anime taste.
I respect women alot so i wont flame you. One more thing cunt. Oppa Gangnam Style you toxic fuck

>>38433134
:33333
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06ldCAqa5gI

>>38433199
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ix9nbGlRZ8

>>38432934
i dont know this
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0X3WbTfHnyw

>>38433218
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sa1iDHbume

>>38433224
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GHixeFfaqX

>>38433117
>>38432973

omg OP delivered, thanks gurl

>>38432839
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eBpMl5tmis
Beautiful!

>>38433117
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aBlPqpaSpL
Well give ME something to read and I'll read it in my normal autist voice.

>>38430893
Seated at night in my secret study, alone, reposing over the brass tripod. A slender flame leaps out of the solutude making me pronounce that which is not in vain. Divining rod in hand is put in the middle of the branches, with water, moisten the limb and the foot.
Struggling fear, sleeves trembling, heavenly splendor. The divine seats himself nearby

>>38433276
Hello, it is I, CHAD THUNDERCOCK! Clearly none of you know how to ree correctly, so I'll show you how it's done! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>38433236
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wBpaLi2OQN

>>38433279
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RlDTb8H3lU
i feel my autism coming through when I read stuff like this out loud

>>38433276
say 'I'd take olives up my butt if I wasn't so homosexual'.

ahijKlmfzGOxYpqrnBcdESTuvw

>>38433276
Not OP, but can you say "This server needs a blood offering"

Yell "anime nonces fuck off"

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>>38433244
More songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIHUyIW0gfo
or Seven nation army if you like it more

''Want zij gelooft in mij, zij ziet toekomst in ons allebei,
Zij vraagt nooit maak je voor mij eens vrij,
Want ze weet, dit gaat voorbij,
Ik schrijf mijn eigen lied tot dat iemand mij ontdekt en ziet,
Dat een ieder van mijn songs geniet, ze vertrouwd op mij,
Ze gelooft in mij!!!''

>>38433306
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iG9bQgSgBR

>>38433321
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0seGREh2ons

Can you please scream "TIME TO TURN THIS ABDUCTION INTO A RAPE"

If you do it I promise to never forget you

please use as many words for "testicles" as you can think of

>>38433326
i really dont know this well enough to attempt singing it sowwy

>>38433337
excuse my pronounciaton, i try
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jagS2Ss44k

>>38433345
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14ZhUkNOl8z id do it louder but neighbours

Say "Snail is a cuck boy" please.
thank you v much.

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>>38430893
"Wow Anon, you're so cool and smart! You're big and strong too, and you're really cute as well!"

>>38433338
say "Aye bby, u want sum fuk?"

>>38433380
>i really dont know this well enough to attempt singing it sowwy
let's do a stupid one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYmKqKUh2Rc

>>38430893
"Zedphyr stop playing DOTA you idiot, you will ruin your life."
thanks

Sing some music from the Phantom of the Opera if you know any of it.

>>38430893
in view my green unlikely it is cocks in banter that every often so if we marry in grass is it rape wether we state the weather within ragebombs after everything you did in your childhood because suffering is like burning tomatoes while took one crack kokain in my tummy when its funny to give you my cummies yum yum give me your cummies please yum yum I like this please give you eshrekt penile disfunction in my ears and beats butter nuts thanks

"I want to be /pol/s dirty gook slut. Fill me with your master race seed"

After a long day of getting hella laid and smoking weed. Crazy frog decided that he was going to spend time with his family for once.
His wife seductive frog and his son disabled frog. Both got excited to see him again. Out of the blue crazy frog transformed into
Freddie Mercury. Nobody knows what happend after that it just kinda ends there.

>>38430893
Gracias por la vida

Footfags are still waiting for a pic of your feet. Pls. Just one
We love you!
pls

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I just looove seeing those biiiiiig snails crawling up your shaft, all the way to the tip of your cock. Seeing them leave snail trails all over your penis makes me sooooooo wet.

>>38433367
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PfSWe1BQyL

>>38433388
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0F9S83rvSVn

>>38433390
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LEbxjTrHdM

>>38433400
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZdyZhe6Xac

>>38433416
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZWnZhoHUCf

>>38433422
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ffKdmhg4BE

>>38433437
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DUdVOgSY5a

>>38433456
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08hE2nraGFi

Had to pee and poo
>>38433294
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xXdZIsFSRZ
That hurt
>>38433300
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1flrmGwNy1x
>>38433311
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eZdrcliBEx

If you watch anime you are a nonce.

You might as well sit in a park and watch little girls play for hours on end, the only difference is ones animated. There's no story, no humour no meaning you're just watching little girls doing little girl things you fucking nonce

>>38430893
I'M A THOTTY-WOTTY-WOT-WOT

>>38433457
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SJVRTiNDJu

>>38433469
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05IiSarIB6N

>>38433460
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZpRhS0wCb3


>>38433525
this is good this made me smile

>>38430893

the only girl i've ever loveeeeeed
was born with roses in her eeeeeeyes


originalino

"but he said he wants to die for "his Kaiser?""

"Look here David, Melanie is kinda a loner, for fuck sake get a grip man and grow some balls"

Thank you fair maiden