So you want a gf but you still haven't got a tattoo yet?

>>38430441
>getting a jap tattoo

Wait. So let me get this straight.
You want people to do something they don't want to do, in order to get a girl interested in them?
Yeah fuck that. I'll do what i want not what girls want.

>>38430448
>not liking tattoos
no wonder you are a virgin I bet you don't even like beer

>>38430448
That means no gf for you Anon!

>>38430482
Beer is for pussies. Straight, hard liquor is way better. Gin, vodka, whiskey, etc.

>>38430514
beer tastes better and is good for getting a steady buzz going, with liquor I drink half a bottle and get way to drunk

>>38430441
unless your in the fucking yakuza that shit is goofy as hell op, you better be kidding right now

>>38430576
Maybe I am in the Yakuza.. like stacy knows what a 'Yakuza' even is

>>38430605
the trick with tattoos is simple, choose them purely for their aesthetic (but don't jack shit from other cultures) and don't try to get 'meaningful' ones.

oh and nothing screams fuckboi like a one piece sleeve, I mean sure u'll pull some dumb cunt staceys but hardly worth - you could have spent the same money on a fuckin prostis instead

>>38430672
What if i really like this image? i just like japanese culture i cant really help it anon

I very literally have only ever gotten laid because some girl at a bar molests my sleeve. It's really not a bad idea if you're desperate I guess.

>>38430703
I'd really think about getting something smaller or differently stylised, anyone who's slightly wordly will look at you as a japanese gangsta wannabe anon, thats a warning

>>38430753
but hey if you're fine with that, fuck it I guess

>>38430441
I've never liked a picture enough to want to get it permanently plastered on my skin. And I know that within 5 years time I will be sick of looking at said picture plastered onto me that I will want to remove it.

People treat tattoos like they're fashion these days. Fashion is not static, it's constantly changing, and tattoos will be out of fashion just as quick as they became fashionable.

>>38430546
I prefer being full drunk. I guess I'm not normie enough to understand.

>>38430753
This is true, plus actual japs will probably hate you. Went there once, literally only the gangers and wannabe gangers have tattoos. They look down on them. Get yourself a western tattoo.

>>38430753
B-b-but i like how this looks. i get your point but i cant really find something else wich i think looks cool.. I wish you were wrong but i know for a fact you are not

>>38430788
sorry mang, honestly If you just got ,say, the snake by itself without the background shading it wouldn't be that bad - its just the guy in the picture has literally carbon copied a infamous gangsters tattoo

>>38430777
checked.
>not normie enough to understand.
okay snowflake

>>38430890
It's called a hannya. That was originaly what i was looking for then i found this, I can say i dont care what others think but that would be a lie.
>tfw can't get the tattoo wich seems perfect for me, i also always wear a shirt so you would only see the snake with that background

>>38430896
>snowflake
I was only guessing you were a normie. Now I know for fact

If you want to attract stacys as oppose to intellectuals/intuitives, then by all means get a tramp stamp

>>38430988
keep calling me a normie you special ed retard.

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this'll do?
oeraganil

>>38430988
What are you doing m8, ur an anon and here I am still feeling embarrassed for you

>>38431004
Implying you attract intellectuals with no tattoos

>>38431004
>wanting a boring bitch who wants to talk about science

>>38431080
Maybe normie intellectuals

>>38431060
Christ lul the worst tatt I've seen is a one which a tacky open wound effect revealling gears and pistons and shit, looked at it then then laughed in the cunts face

>>38431027
Keep being a weak livered normie, normie.

>>38431105
appose to a braindead robot?
L M A O
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>>38430441
>Gay color tattoos
>Falling for the tattoo jew

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pic related. ive had one tattoo for the past like 6 years. would never get another one.

all it takes is one boys

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>not geting snake skin tattoos
Fucking kids these days

>>38431153
also getting a sleeve or something super visible is fucking retarded. have fun never getting a job

>>38431138
It isn't that coloured.
Falling for the tattoo jew? now you're just making shit up

>>38430446
Yakuza ink best ink

>>38431168
I already have a job where i even could tattoo my face if i wanted,
The least i wear is a tshirt so it's not like you see the whole thing

>>38431153
You got it somewhere visible with a shirt on didn't u anon

>>38431121
stay mad virgin boy. ;^)
keep using mainstream memes mr normie ;)

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>>38431168
>apparently not wearing a suit to interviews
enjoy that shit job you put your best polo shirt on to get faggot.

>>38431168
>what is long sleeves

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>>38431199
back master race

That oni tattoo is fucking nice Japs have good artists

>>38430441
Why on earth one would get Oriental criminal tattoos if one were not an Oriental criminal is beyond me.
People sporting that kind of trash, whether oriental and criminal or simply criminally ignorant, ought to be packed off to the Devil's Island for forced labour and penal servitude.

>>38430514
>t. took a slip out of his dad's open whiskey bottle when he's home alone

>>38431361
Because it originally looks good desu

>>38430441
What are tattoos for? Are they supposed to suggest things about me. I have no statements I wish to share with the world. I might just get one so people will stop asking if I have any but then I'd have to indulge in discussing them pretentiously when asked which I don't care to do either

>>38431415
to the Devil's Isle with you, degenerate.

>>38431432
You could just say you think it looks good, that is when i decide to take a tattoo my plan.

>>38431438
Okay.. will you join me?

how about you do things for yourself instead of impressing others lol get tats you like and only if you actually want them

>>38433223
It was just a joke my fellow anon

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my first one, im getting two more in a week

>>38430514
That shit all tastes like poison real men drink beer and the occasional margarita

>>38433424
i like rum, especially spiced

>>38430441
u faggots need to get a set of needles and tattoo ink for like $20 total on amazon, then buy some rubbing alcohol, and start getting into stick n pokes. i've been tattooing myself since i was like 16 and at this point i've gotten pretty good at it. a lot of girls i meet will ask me about them and i'll tell them i've done all of my tattoos myself and they'll be so impressed they'll ask me if i can do one for them sometime. instant number achieved.

seriously it's a great hobby especially if you're a somewhat nihilistic robot who doesn't give a shit about your body.

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>>38430441
>friend has an exact fucking tattoo like this, dumb mask and all
>he has a gf
I guess you're right...

>>38434576
See now youre getting the hang of it! The mask is called a hannya you should get one too

>>38434466
Post a photo of the tattoos you did pls pls

>>38434466
>20 dollar tattoo kit off the internet
s-sounds like a great idea anon...

>>38430441
As a half-jap in tokyo, if i saw this tat on anyone non-asian, I would instantly identify them as a fucking cringey faggot.

>>38436102
Oh ok my bad, you're saying that everyone should have tattoos from their own culture ? Are you fucking retarded ?

>>38436286
>cultural appropriation
or in this case, the adoption of a foreign, criminal subculture by a rootless cultureless faggot.