>be me >anxiety about getting my hair cut >just don't

what an awful awful thread

Wear it down?

>have manbun
>don't give a shit if people like it or not
feels good you stupid faggot

>>38429454
you have a full head of hair, you have literally nothing to complain about. being bald is suffering, i look back at my fullhead days when i used to complain about my curly hair and it makes me laugh at how irrelevant my worries used to be.

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people use manbun to hide their baldness

>>38430961
I feel like that's going to look shit under any direct or non-mild lighting

>tfw you have feminine forearms.

>a bun is the only way to wear long hair
brainlet thread confirmed

Has anyone heard of braids or a ponytail?

Where do I go for a haircut and what so I do to get one?
I really need a haircut
Please help

>>38431499
ever heard of barbers m8

>>38431499
>What are hairdressers

My usual barber:
>how do you want your hair?
>short I guess
>say no more
Result: excellent haircut

New barber:
>how do you want your hair?
>short I guess
>how short?
>very short on the sides, a bit longer on top
>how many centimeters on top?
>like two or three, I dunno
>and how long for the sides?
>very short
>tsk tsk anon, you have to tell me a size
>*snip snip* does this look fine?
>uh no it should be more gradual
>nuh-uh anon this is how it should look
>but it didn't look like this last time...
>you have to wash and dry it anon, and you have to use gel
>but I didn't have to last time and I never used gel
>it'll work out don't worry, this is what it's supposed to look like
>o- okay
Result: shitty haircut

I hate this city and want back home.

>>38431541
>>38431604
Yes but once I walk in what do I ask for?
I don't know hair styles

>>38431659
look for a picture of the hairstyle you want online and show it to the barber

>>38431653
Wanna buy our gel right here in this Shop while you are here?

>>38431659
Just ask him/her to show some pictures or let them decide what's best for you.

>>38431674
But I don't know what to search for or what suits me.

>>38431681
Bloody idiots didn't even try to upsell me on shit. Zero (0 (zero)) fucks given. It was an all-female barbershop/hairstylist shop too. Learn from my mistakes and don't let women cut your hair, guys.

>>38431699
post a pic on /soc/ and ask them
or ask your mother of whatever
how can you be this helpless? did you practice until you reached this level?

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>>38431723
>show photos
"I want it like this"
>they cut it completely differently
t-thanks

>>38431734
What do you mean by practice
Also >going on /soc/
Also mothers provide terrible advice

>>38431906
i mean did you practice to become that helpless? why do you need to ask questions with obvious answers? i mean seriously
>where do i get a haircut?
Have you actually *never* been to a barber before? Ever even heard of barbers?

>>38432038
I have never been to a barber
My mom's friend had always done it but she moved away

Jeez, this thread chered me up a bit. It's easy to fuck up my haircut, but latey barbers were doing just god awful on it.
I have a 5 head with receiding hairline (not really balding) but these idiots keep fucking up the fringe and cutting the side of it too short.
It shows my receiding hairline even more. I want to die, my big forehead is so visible, that's one, and two - I can't do anything with the current haircut, it's just that shitty.
Too short on top, the fringe is too short as well but it's not gradual. And it's cut into a triangle pretty much, I fucking want to die.