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So I finally got myself a bank account and applied for government

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So I finally got myself a bank account and applied for government provided autismbux program. Today I checked my account and I have money. What the fuck am I supposed to do with all this money? I live with my mother and I don't have any bills etc.

What does a robot do with autismbux? Where do you spend your money? I'm not planning to go crazy with this money, after all it's government money and I don't want to risk my position by buying stupid shit.
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>>38428172
You make it sound so easy to get bux, where do you live? Good for you
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>>38428172
You could give a chunk of it to your mom to cover your expenses.
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>>38429031
That is a good idea. I have already talked with her about that, and she said I don't need to pay her "rent" or anything like that. I can at least buy my own clothes and candy now without having to bother her.
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>>38428172
How much do you get a month? If you really don't have a lot of expenses, I suggest you save the money (say 3 months worth) for any unforseen expenses coming up - medical costs, things like that - and put anything else pouring in into a low-cost wide-range stock ETF. Buffet suggests the S&P 500 Vanguard.
It'll reinvest dividends and you'll average a good seven percent ROI per annum over your lifetime, and if you don't fuck up - which you only could by selling low - you'll have a comfortable 'retirement' pillow eventually.
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I have this same issue as a student, the you hvae about 8k spare gibmedats each year
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>>38429090
Try to make yourself as little a burden as possible. It'll keep you on good terms with your parents, even if you don't have a job. Hopefully they can eventually forget about you completely and you can be comfy for the rest of your days
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Take any of your close family or friends out for dinner, buy yourself some nice things, save some money if you wanna go holiday or something
Enjoy friendo
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>>38429031
>>38429247
This here.
Share it with your mother. Aka pay your part of the household bill.
>>38429090
Remember you have only one mother and father. You should "support" her with your money.
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Buy dragon dildoes
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