>pulled over by police officer for speeding >gives me a

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>driving kinda tired
>Light turns yellow
>"Eh, I got tons of time to make it through"
>Turns red before I even go through the intersection
>still run it anyway
>Many other cars at the intersection probably thinking I'm retarded
>Mfw they're right
>Tfw realize I'm a shit driver

>>38422050
Aw anon there's a good chance he didn't give a fly fuck and his only disappointment was having to pull someone over instead of having a quiet shift.

>>38422050
He's going to keep an eye on you from now on

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>>38422050
>late night driving high as fuck
>I'm just focused on the music and the feeling
>damn modern Corolla comes on the opposite road
>bright as fuck headlights shine directly into my eyes
>pic related reaction
>swerve on the road
>the car behind the car that was behind me was an undercover cop
>pulls me over
>can I get your license and registration please?
>y-yes, right here, officer
>everything looks good
>I was also blinded by those Corolla lights, I just wanted to see if you were blinded by them, too, have a nice day kid, drive safely back home
>nervouspepe.jpg
>WTF just happened?

>tfw lucky as fuck