Why do normies like the beach so much? >ruining my perfect

>>38421336
Going out in the sun is good for you. Even for like 20 minutes a day. But the beach is ruined by the roasties running around and shit. If I could have a private stretch of beach on a lake or something that'd be the tits

>>38421336
its where they get to run around half naked and show off the hours they spent at the gym how much they didn't eat.

the beach is terrifying, there's crabs, garbage, chads, sinking sand that you can fucking die in. worst place

>>38421518
Everything else is fine but fuck you for not likeing crab-bros

>>38421541
I don't mind the small ones, they're actually cute and I like holding them. it's the fucking massive ones that pinch you that i hate

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Pale skin is creepy and gross though OP. I don't like ghoul pasties fucking up my aura. They have brooding dread and smell like old people.

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I went to the beach yesterday. Got fully burned but it was so fucking worth it. Being in the ocean and swimming against/with the waves is the closest thing I'll ever get to having sexual intercourse.

>>38421336
I hate beaches, they're nice to look at but that's it, also unless it's a nice, private beach, it'll be infested with disgusting tourists. I like the ocean, though.

>>38421336
It's nice if it's empty and at night

>>38421518
Quicksand is not a thing you would find at a normal beach, if that's what you were talking about.

>>38421336
Not so much about the beach itself but the things that go along with it like socializing

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>>38421518
>he doesn't like crabs
I bet you're a massive cuckhold.

>>38421336
The beach is fun. You can catch fish off of the pier or go for a swim. Ignore chads, there are plenty of hambeasts in the water too.

i look 2/3 of my actual age
this was accomplished by avoiding the sun as much as possible
now it is more possible for me than many because my skin is extremely white and only needs 10 seconds per month in order to supply me with enough vitamin whatever for the dark periods
the sun is an evil carcinogen
perhaps the most evil of all
perhaps you want your skin to appear like a dog's chew toy by the age of 35
but i'll be inside with the blinds drawn and remain beautiful

why does godzilla always appear in beaches?