>"Here's your steak Master, cooked just the way

*slurp slurp* Mmmm, delicious. You've sure outdone yourself this time!

>>38418765
bechamel doesn't go on steak you stupid whore. Your dick is a health hazard, get it out of my kitchen.

>>38418765
better not be poisoned, i know how much you want to escape whore. you better take a bit first to be sure you fucking slave

>>38418765
Uh, where's my ketchup? How exactly do you expect me to eat a fine steak without a bottle of ketchup?!

No mummy! I wanna drink your milkies straight from the source! Gimme milkies! Gimme milkies!

There is nothing like a well done steak!

>>38418765
>first off why is there wine here?
>get this sissy shit out of my face and bring me my jack daniels
>also you think i wouldnt notice that big ass dick on my plate?

>>38420361
Rather than the last point, you should have said:

>Also, you forgot my sausage knife, dumb bitch.

>>38420390
kek thats actually funnier mr.adivsor!
>get my sausage knife, you cunt!!!

>tfw no big cocked maids to serve you and ope nly cum on your food. Putting her dick in your mouth while your sleeping, feeling it rubbing up against your back whenever she washes you.

>>38421273
I want a girlfriend with a dick bigger than mine so bad.

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Is /d/ not enough for you faggots?