Why don't you just lift, robots? You've got nothing

But I can't do it alone at my home.

When some cunt on some shit board tells me what to do, I usually ignore and dismiss them

I think most robots just don't want to lift with/around normies.
I'm lucky enough to have an employee gym that only I seem to use.

>>38418679
how the fuck do i start faggot

Because it won't improve the size of my penis. What's the point of becoming a tall, big muscled dude with a below average dick?

I honestly don't even know where to start. There's just so much info and terminology.

Home gym or lifting during the less busy hours is ideal. The worst part about normie gyms is that they play awful normalfag music with niggers hooting like chimps. If you can find a gym for weightlifting nerds it's generally some decent electronic music, rock/metal or dead silence.

>>38419068
Starting strength is a good introductory manual for noobs that want to become strong.

Defying gravity and convict conditioning are pretty good books if you are too cheap to buy a gym membership or equipment and still want to be fit. It's all calisthenics and gymnastics.

Because I'm a lazy piece of shit who only moves to eat.

>>38418679
if i had the motivation to lift i'd have the motivation to fix the other things in my life that suck

i can't even be arsed to look up decent porn anymore, i just go to /gif/ and fap there

i will die one day, and i have accepted that as the day my pain ends