>walking home from the store at night
>car approaches from the distance
>gets closer and closer
>stops along side of me (wtf)
>it's my neighbor, who i don't recognize but who somehow recognizes me even though i barely leave the house
>apparently saw me in the store, wanted to say hi:
>i'm gonna be doing some hedge trimming tomorrow
>oh...
>but there's a bluejay's nest there
>o-okay...
>i'm also getting some trees cut down soon, in the front yard
>...
>welp, have a good day
>b-bye...
>watch him pull into the neighbor's house
>continue walking home
>realize it was a mistake going to the store that night
>>38418478
what concentrated autism is this, anonymous friend?