>make spelling mistake in a post
>close the thread, take sleeping pills, go sleep for 12 hours
>finally stop lurking and reply to a post
>dedicate decades of life to creating the perfect post
>spend countless sleepless nights refining it
>end up not posting it because nobody cares
alternatively
>post multiple paragraphs of discussion and analysis of whatever topic
>get zero(0) (You)s
>shoot self twice in the back of the head