>go to public restroom >pee >don't flush ALL AROUND

>>38414762
>go to public restroom
>take a shit
>didn't pull my pants down

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>>38414762
>Go to public restroom
>Other people left toilet roll and pee on the floor
>Clean it up, pee, wipe the seat and flush so that the next person who goes in won't think it was me who made the mess

>>38414829
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original

>>38414762
>at rasing canes
>go to public restroom
>make a big poo
>did not flush
>drag mummy to stall
>demand gbp for pooping in toilet
>she went back to counter for more tendies
>my 27th birthday is in 2 weeks
>cant wait

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>>38414762
>at wendies
>buy family sized nuggets
>girl at window says have a nice day
>I don't say you too

I'M NUCLEAR

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>>38414762

saving water i see. I'm the real madman:

>stand in front of urinal
>make as if i'm taking a piss
>force small talk with other people using the urinal

sometimes I'll get someone who is pee shy, so I'll just keeping talking to them until they're forced to give up and leave without taking a piss

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>>38415094
>run into bathroom like a madman
>do my best macho man impression
>slap the backs of people at urinals
> OOOH YEAH
>leg drop a stall
>suplex a shitter
>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
>slap the backs of people at urinals
>run out of bathroom

didnt even need to go

>>38414762
>Go to bathroom in pub
>See the persons drink who's using a stall
>Spit in it
>Giggle to myself all the way back to bar
AHH! I feel good! Na Nah Na nah Na!

>>38414762
>at an indian restraunt with coworkers
>ask server where is the bathroom
>she points at a door
>it takes me to an alley
>see restaraunt staff pooing in alley
>they started to dance that bollywood shit
>i cant dance
>i left

>>38415234
Honestly they deserve it for bringing anything they will eat or drink into the restroom

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Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night I can feel my leg, and my arm, even my fingers. The body I've lost, the comrades I've lost won't stop hurting. It's like there all still there. You feel it to don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past

>>38415464
I agree, people who bring such things to such a place are disgusting.

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>use toilet
>go to sink to wash hands
>start singing the Alphabet song while washing hands like I was told to do
>stop washing hands at "Q"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSCiMbMVDLI&index