"Son, men like a woman who is confident, and there's

Dad this meme won't work on girls, give it up

>>38414387
"Chin up, champ, don't give up now. Back in the day, girls chose their boyfriends based on the firmness on their handshake. Your mother had many admirers, but in the end, they way I looked her in the eye while I was shaking her hand is what won her over."

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"Also, remember, Champ: Women like a man who can provide for them. It's simply a matter of getting a job. And the best way to do that is to show up, speak with the manager, give him a firm handshake, and hand him your resume. Once you have a job, the ladies will practically be chasing you."

Thanks, dad. By the way, where is mommy tonight?

"Hey Son, back in my day we had great interest rates so it was easy to save, everything was affordable, and jobs were plentiful. I easily bought a great house with your mom. Also we never had to worry about mass migrations from 3rd world shitholes countries which we've never seen before in history. I'm leaving behind a mess of a country for you and made sure you'll have a difficult life. Now just give that manager a firm handshake, look him in the eye, and give him your resume."

>>38414361
WHERE DID THIS MEME COME FROM?

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>>38415287
It doesn't matter where the meme came from; what matters is the firmness of your handshake.