Any gaybots here? This whole "getting a gf" thing isn't

>>38414171

THE PROS:

- sucking dick
- sticking your face in a guy's crotch, inhaling
- sticking yout face in a guy's armpit, inhaling
- sticking your face in a guy's asshole, inhaling
- the taste of precum in your mouth, knowing he's about to shoot
- that moment when it finally pushes past your gag reflex and slides right down your throat
- he rolls over and his sleep-boner presses up against your crack
- you can't tell if it's his cum or yours that you're licking off his belly
- he goes home and you just lie there smelling his stink on your sheets

THE CONS:

- they lie
- they only want someone with a gym body
- they're narcissists who enjoy stringing you along just for the attention
- they're alcoholics
- they like unbelievably bad music, and they want to play it while you're having sex
- they giggle with their bitch friends and then say "Anon, that wasn't even about you. You're so sensitive."
- Oh my god, their bitch friends
- they lie
- they lie
- they lie
- they lie
- they lie

>>38414171
> Can't get any pussy
> Decide to suck dicks
That's not how it works.