>"Anon, you know the rules! You can't have a shirt

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>>38413774
I actually really like greentext roleplay threads.

I'm a skelly with a huge protruding ribcage and I'd need to immediately slap on some sunscreen so this would gross out literally everyone present.
I look like this but skinnyfat dadbod

>>38413774
You can try to take it off, but be warned: it will be extremely painful.

>>38413870
pls post photo of chest my fetish :s

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bacne ruines my life yet again. why has god forsaken me?

Are these people having sex? Or just standing in water giggling?

>>38414339
is your name john? i swear if it is

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>Ok ladies, I hope you regret your rules :)

>>38413870
>I look like this but skinnyfat dadbod
Those are two completely different things that look nothing alike though

Sure. Hope you like hairy fat folds.
I couldn't care less.

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What about those faggots over there?

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>>38413774
i trust no man who wears a swim shirt
by wearing one, you have accepted your status as a weak beta. you accept the fact that you are unattractive and worse you refuse to own up to it. you put up with the discomfort of a shirt sticking to your body just because of your insecurity. you're weak.

>>38413774
Sorry scenario is too unrealistic, id nevre be invited to aa pool party with stacies like this