How do I get Belle interested in me? I tried making fun of her dad and showing up at her house uninvited to marry her.
>>38413511
>mfw Gaston was a /fit/izen autist valiantly fighting against the Chadbeast for the affections of his oneitis
>>38413511
Wait until she marries and then divorcecucks that rich monster
>>38413511
Begone Chadston, are you not already satisfied with the array of women throwing themselves at you?
>>38413511
Status Gaston, you might be a chad, but the beast is a prince, all bout them stats with dis hoes
also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuJTqmpBnI0
>>38413511
>Fagston is a literal Chad who has the village women falling on his Gastcock.
>Complaining over one roastie
>>38413700
>Fagston and his Gastcock
>not Gasfag and his Cockston
>>38413700
>chasing thots
I'd go after the sweet reading girl who helps her family than the average tavern stacy desu
>>38413778
>t. lonely, bitter virgin
>just like Gaston
What's the deal with girls these days wearing this around their necks?
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>>38413778
>thots
And how did you come to that conclusion. An entire village of pussy, I'm sure there's plenty of good women besides belle or whatever the princess' name is.
>>38413956
Have you ever *been* to a village?