Hey robots, I've got a question. People tend to comment

>>38413121
Having a small dick is worse than being a manlet so they don't bring it up as much. But I see dicklets lamenting their shitty genetics all the time so I don't know what you're talking about

>>38413121
Small dicks don't post so the numbers are inflated. It's a man's deepest darkest insecurity.
I'll post because I'm like a fraction of an inch above average but I'm the absolute lower end of dick stats posters.
5.5/5

>inb4 hailstorm of 7s and 8s

5.5/6 inches here, it looks so small :(. I just want a big 8+ inch dick.

>>38413323
9 incher here and its not as great as you'd imagine.

I'd still rather have my size than yours tho.

>>38413223
I guess it's the question of getting a girlfriend vs. keeping one.

>>38413121
Why would people who never have sex care about dick size tho?

>>38413369
You are on the internet, you can stop lying now anon. Or are you one of those magic 0.1% people?

>>38413425
The internet has poisoned your mind. Dicklets and manlets can get and keep girlfriends if they develop other aspects of their personality and sexual ability

Many tend to exagerrate their size a bit.

>>38413369

Pic, timestamp and ruler.

>>38413121
What's the point of talking about your dick if no girl will ever want to see it because you're short?

>>38413476
You can't keep your gf if one of your friends is like 8 inches. Words will spread, bulge will be seen, your gf will fuck him. All gfs will fuck him. Or if you're 4.5" it means literally everyone around you is bigger and at this point having a gf or even a wife is pointless

>>38413121
If you're less than 6'0, it follows that proportionally you're likely to be smaller. Why comment on what's obvious?

>>38413476
I dunno man, most of the girls I talk to say that they care a hell of a lot about dick size. Then they said they didn't like guys who are so charismatic that they don't need to look good, because they feel cheated or something. Maybe it's just coincidence but who knows.

>>38413532
By this logic every girl will fuck any guy who has a bigger penis than you. This is retarded. Stop being retarded.

>>38413560
What girls are you talking to? Legit question. Online girls?

>>38413121
>6"2
>6.5 dicc
it looks small on my body, but at least not a microdicc

>>38413596
Nah, just some semi-Stacy girls I know.

>>38413620
Are they club sluts? It doesn't really matter anyway. Some will care, most won't if you still get them off and they love you. I think the biggest issue with dicklets is they have no confidence and no confidence is a HYUGE turn off for women.

It's good to know that only the 1% of the male population has stable relationships
This thread is really eyeopening

>>38413664
I guess, but sex is a part of nature too, y'know? You can't pretend to be turned on by something that you don't find attractive. We are all at some level shallow like that, I think, and no amount of charisma can change that.

>>38413717
Girls aren't attracted to dicks dude. Why do you think most of them don't like receiving dick pics. No girl is masturbating to your dick pic. Size is a minor psychological factor. Girls like emotion, and connection and other gay shit. Porn isn't real bro. Size queens started because of fags, men. Not women.

>>38413456
I am

>>38413502
Promise not to make fun?

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>>38413779
Anon....


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>>38413779
Well is size any component in sexual pleasure? It seems hard to believe that this many people talking about it would all be lying simultaneously. Is it different for different people? I'm just here, looking at the stars out my balcony, wondering what could be.

>>38413780
Yes, I won't make fun of you.

>>38413121
Someone else watched Spaceballs recently.

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6"1 4.8 inch dicklet here
I hate my life, I'm intimidated by every women, I don't feel like a man at all
I feel like a lesser man compared to anyone else
This shit between my legs destroyed my life
Only my inevitable suicide will put me out of this misery
>inb4 just eat pussy like a god bro xdddd, just become a trap xdddd
I don't know why did I deserve this but fuck god and fuck everyone with big dicks

>>38413948
Literally did today (an hour ago) and just came into this thread. What the hell?

>>38413890
???? You think one example proves your point? Are you legit retarded?

>>38413915
>Well is size any component in sexual pleasure?
Of course.

>It seems hard to believe that this many people talking about it would all be lying simultaneously.
They're not lying but they aren't telling the truth either. You're talking about women first of all. Women will like what they're told to like. You're also talking about casual sex where a majority of men don't give a fuck about her getting off and they aren't going down on her. There are no emotions/connections/whatever. There is more to sex than just dick in vag in a relationship. There was a study done that showed that women prefer smaller penises if they are in a long term relationship and will be fucking regularly but bigger ones for one time flings. I don't know if you're a virgin or not (not hating) but if you pound the shit out of your girl for twenty minutes she's not going to be good to go again for up to a day or two. Pornstars say it can take up to a week or two to stop hurting and be normal after a scene.

>Is it different for different people?
Yes. Of course. I'm not big imo but I've been with girls where certain positions were no-gos because my dick would hit her cervix. A lot of girls I've been with also require a REALLY slow start to loosen them up and shit.

When you guys post number/number, which is girth and which is length?

>>38413915
>>38414008
I should also say that I used to be super insecure about my dick. I only wanted to lose my virginity to another virgin because I was scared of sucking and being compared unfavourably and because it was "disgusting" to fuck a non-virgin. Then I stopped caring after I lost my virginity and I realised it didn't matter.

But then I didn't want to be with sluts because she'd probably been with huge dicks. Turns out a girl I got into a FWB relationship with years later was a massive slut, had fucked blacks, had been Eifel Towered, had been ass fucked, everything. After I made her cum I stopped caring about everything completely. She stuck around for like 6 months before getting a boyfriend who she's still with years later.

What I'm saying with this post is; it's all in your head. You can still get her off, you can still turn her on, she'll still want you. The size of your dick, and by extension, the size of everyone else's dick, is irrelevant. Women are ezpz to please. Just don't go looking for one night stands if you're so worried.

>>38414083
lol and what is the size of your dick?

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>>38414008
I don't know man, most of my friends talk about sex, they perform well enough, while I just kind of sit around and make jokes. I know the onus is on me to go and make it happen but I just am stuck in a really bad spot that feels impossible to get out of.

>>38413979
5'6 dicklet here prob same size tbqh haven't checked recently cause I'm not that insecure about it.

My dick looks aesthetic af but it's definitely small, that's a fact. I'm gonna start jelqing soon. There's also a few other methods to naturally increase size and girth m, but I forget the names for it.

Jelqing helps with girth
Hanging weights off dick helps with size
It's honestly pathetic, but hey what can you do?

>>38414115
I know that feel because I felt it when I was younger. Just focus on finding a good girl, or a practice girlfriend if you're a cunt and think you can trade up. You'll probably suck initially but if you focus on practising and learning you'll be able to eat her out like a pro and you'll feel amazing about yourself afterwards.

>>38414099
Does it even matter?

>>38414122
good luck bro
i'll stick to suicide t b h

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>>38413979
Hey man. We all come to /r9k/ to lament about our woes. We've all got problems. We feel that feel. Be they manlet, dicklet, sperg or autist. We're all robots here.

>>38414185
yes it does matter because everytime someone tells that size doesn't really matter that much it turns out that they have like 7x5 dicks

Honestly if you have more than 6 inch lenght with more than 5 inch girth
THEN YOU DON'T BELONG TO THIS BOARD

because its nowhere near as bad as being short.

t. 6 inch dick 6'2 and id sooner lose inches off my dick than height

>>38414216
7x5 is a meme size though. It's either too small for size queens or too big for everyone else.

>>38414269
what is the perfect size for everyone else then?

>>38414313
There is no one size fits all. As evidenced by my previous post. If I had to guess I'd say average size is best, hence why it became the average over time and why we're not all microdicks or horsedicks

I'm 6'3, white, with a 7 inch dick, not fat either...
For some god damn reason I still fail at getting girls

>>38414411
Autism

orignal

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disproportional small height - big penis is more rare than being 6"0 with small penis, so is better in that aspect

>>38414368
Is it an obstacle at the end of the day, or is it not?

It's true I'm a Manlet of the big dick, bask In my sexual prowess

>>38414613
Is what an obstacle?

>>38414658
Having a small wiener of course.

>tfw 5'9" skinnyfat with a 6.75" dong

>>38414682
Potentially. Size queens are rare but probably the biggest issue you'll run into is your lack of confidence. Guys with small dicks tend to be insanely insecure about it. The insecurity leaks into other facets of your life but is still a huge issue in the bedroom. If you have confidence and eat pussy you'll be fine. Also, most girls I've spoken to about it say smaller dicks are best for blowjobs but they prefer big ones for handjobs. So at least she'll enjoy deep throating you more.

>>38414682
Not him but no.

Dick is really the same as personality. Basically if you're not tall and don't have a pretty face, having a large dick (or cool personality) won't matter. Then again, if you do, then having a small dick won't be bad either.

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>>38414744
>>38414755
>small dick coping


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>>38413121
You don't need a big dick to function in society. No one knows the size of your cock unless you share it, so it's really not a big deal unless you're trying to get laid

Manlets can't hide that shit. IT's basically advertised to the entire fucking world, and so many people are biased about that.

Someone with a small dick can just put their clothes on and function normally

Someone under 5'8 is probably the ass of workplace jokes, getting shit in uni, and womens bullshit, and can't do shit to avoid it besides stay in

You must be actually fucking retarded to not figure this out by yourself.

>>38414806
you can't live a normal life with a small dick, retard

>>38414744
It doesn't permeate my life, I don't think. What if I want to get with a trap though?

>>38414805
Whatever makes you feel better mate.

>>38414831
I wouldn't know. I have no experience with traps or transgirls Hopefully one day tho

>>38414827
You can. I mean, obviously, you can't really fuck most people, but you can still function without getting too much grief from normies.

It literally only matters if you're getting laid, and if you're getting laid, what the fuck are you doing on r9k?

I mean, don't get me wrong, they're both a sexual death-sentence, but being under 5'8 is also a social death sentence, whereas having a small dick, unless you wave it around to everyone in the fucking world, won't affect you in any other way.

>>38413121
I'm 6'4 and have a nearly 9 inch dick (8.75').
I'm in my early-mid twenties and am a virgin because of my autismo supremo.
If there was a way I could intice chicks into bedding with me by that manner I would, but honestly it's frustrating that i'll never be in a mental state to dominate someone unless they think I'm attractive which probably isn't going to happen. I'm going to start lifting soon and I'll see how that goes but, my lack of ability to find excuses to talk to girls is amazingly bad.
When I was younger I watched porn and didn't notice the advantage of a big dick because there was no deficient comparison for me to realise any advantage I had. Years pass and I don't feel human anymore.

>tl;dr, dick size and height doesn't mean shit unless you're constantly being pointed out as "that weird guy" and trying to "own" that part of your personality will only get you so far.

>>38414897
>>38413369
2 nine inch dicks in the same thread
yeah sure

>>38414896
no, you fucking retard
manlets can live a normal life, have a family and shit
that won't happen with a dicklet, no matter how tall you are

>>38414934
I said nearly you fucking moron.

What's the cut off for a dicklet???????

>>38414994
seven inches
and 5 inch girth

>>38414987
yes, sure
about the 1% of the population has 8+ dicks and apparently every single on of them posts on /r9k/

>>38415012
I bought some trojan XL's and they were pretty tight, measured, I don't know how I could be more honest without posting a fucking gay picture. Believe it or not, I don't care.
Just trying to share some feels.

>>38414265
>t. 6 inch dick 6'2 and id sooner lose inches off my dick than height
same stats as you

but i'd rather lose several inches off my height and have a big thick 9" cock

>>38414962
How does that work, though?
How does something, only a couple people are supposed to see in your lifetime (unless you're a normie degenerate) affect your life more than being a manlet (something that the entire world has to see).

>>38415050
>lol guys look at my huge cock
wow this sure helped dicklets alot
you are still lying tho, fuck off

5'7"
7" x 5.25"
It's a decent compensation.

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We need to find the cure for small dicks,scientists of r9k start working,now!!!

>>38413121
6'2" w/ an 8" cock

>>38415078
Cry harder, you're not getting laid either.

>>38415072
>How does that work, though?
Happier relationships. A larger dick can rub against more vaginal nerve endings at a time, allowing for more stimulation and thus more orgasms.

>How does something, only a couple people are supposed to see in your lifetime (unless you're a normie degenerate) affect your life more than being a manlet (something that the entire world has to see).
It's quite easy. As a manlet, my number one physical flaw is open for the world to see. Does it give me a disadvantage in dating? Sure. There's a subset of women who won't date below a certain height. They self-select themselves out of my dating pool, leaving the women who don't mind my height(or don't mind as much). Those women obviously don't care too much about my manlet status, but almost every woman does care about how many nerve endings get stimulated during sex, height-bias or no. Therefore, manlets with larger dicks have a really compensation for their short stature. The only women they get, they satisfy more completely than say, a 6'2" guy with a smaller dick does.

>>38415072
>be dicklet
>be insecure your entire life
>never ever get laid
>even if you manage to score, she will laugh at your dick and give you a pity blowjob
>never get in a serious relationstip
>die alone

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>Barely five inches long
>Little over four inches around

What kind of girl would be least disappointed?

>>38415226
>Happier relationships
>relationships at all
This is r9k, this point is irrelevant, since most of us are never getting laid/a gf in the first place. Your entire argument is based around sex and relationships, which has very little to do with being "functional". So either quit LARPing and pretending you're ever gonna stick your dick in anything, or get the fuck off my board.

Taking the relationship/sex aspect off the table, your dick won't help you in an interview, your dick won't help you make friends, etcetera.

Everyone has a subconscious bias for taller people. It'll help you land a job, you won't get made fun of when you're hanging out with friends, all that.


>>38415248
>implying we aren't all dying alone anyway

Your fate was sealed the second you came to this board, anon.

Mine is slightly below average compared to other Caucasian men.

>>38415097
If there was a way to make your dick bigger do you honestly think male scientists wouldn't have figured it out already?

Didn't some comedian say that if dick pills actually worked they would have an entire aisle dedicated to them in Walmart.

>>38415400
if you have a big dick some bitch will hooked on it and settle down with you
if you are a dicklet your life is ruined from the start, you are predestinated to die alone
stop spewing retarded shit, being a manlet won't stop you from having a normal life
>This is r9k
not everyone is a hopeless basement dweller here, some have hopes and plans for their future

>>38415539
I still hope for that day anon...:(

>>38415553
>my plans for the future are based solely on getting a bitch and getting laid

You're the one without realistic goals if you're prioritizing getting your dick wet before respect+male companionship.

Either way, good luck anon. It's pretty obvious you're LARPing with all those buzzwords you're throwing down.

>>38415573
it doesn't matter anon, even if it happens, not in our lifetime
i'll just fucking kms at 30, there is no reason to live as a fucking cripple

>>38415588
i'm not roleplaying idiot
i'm a legit 5 inch dicklet, nobody will settle down with this shit I will get cheated on and shit
I won't have a family etc, and my 6"1 height doesn't fucking help with that
I have a job, I function like a robot at this point
I'm so fucking lonely, I mean i'm not joking, I tear up as I write this fucking rant
being a fucking dicklet is a death sentence in current year

>>38415627
You're the only one that gives it any value, anon.
Bitches ain't shit, and they aren't worth the time getting emo over, either. Get a few good dude friends, chill, play vidya, smoke, and enjoy a thot-free life.

It's only in your head. You don't need bitches.

>>38413532
Wrong, most women aren't size queens and will settle for an average sized penis.
It's actually painful for the woman to enjoy a large dick, especially orally.

>>38415679
no, I don't want to smoke trash and play vidya
I want kids and a family
playing vidya and smoking weed is not a life, it's piece of shit

>>38415740
Spoken as a true man. I dread the day I won't be able to numb myself with escapism and start longing for a family. Dicklet with practically zero experience when it comes to women, good luck!

>>38413121
My dick is decent sized (7 inches = 18 cm) but it doesn't matter when girls are disgusted by you because you're a 5'7" manlet.

>>38416339
wow, nobody gives a fuck about your height
being a dicklet is much much worse, you'll get laid as a manlet with a big dick
but you won't with a dicklet