So. You want a gf huh? Well I'll tell you how to get one.

>>38410962
Hit me senpai-anon.

>>38410989
Excuse you.
Didn't see a please there.

>>38411087
Please, sir. Hit me with some facts.

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>>38411110
Alright, since you asked nicely.
Here is all you need to know.

>>38411110
You ready to learn, you're gonna listen and you're gonna try?

>>38411132
dumb bitch you're a dumb dumb bitch

>>38411132
Thought so. Tried that worked spilt my spaghetti and can't do it again.

>>38411142
Sure thing!

>>38411160
1. Don't watch anime or play Vidya all day
2. Get irl friends with mutual interests
3.Play your strengths if you're especially short wear lifts.
4.be hygienic and get a nor is haircut
5,.start lifting
6. Find a fat mass with an ok personality e.g. willing to lose weight and not fat acceptance.
7.get that bitch to lose weight.

You're welcome

>>38411440
>6. Find a fat mass with an ok personality e.g. willing to lose weight and not fat acceptance.
>7.get that bitch to lose weight.
Lmao

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>>38411440
>1. Don't watch anime or play Vidya all day
its all i still enjoy and do
are you asking me to stop being myself and quit things dear to me for a mere chance to get a gf i might or might not like?
>2. Get irl friends with mutual interests
if i have to quit them, what am i even suppsed to do?
>3-7 get /fit/ and practice gf
pretty shit advice desumesu must be summerfag

>>38411480
Reckon it's easy than getting a fitting lass To be honest.

>>38411503
You don't have to quit them. Just make sure it's not the only thing you do matey

Worked 4 me. Don't knock until you try

>>38411440
I actually matched with a pretty cute chubby girl on tinder whose profile said "trying to lose weight" and I think i'm going to go for her

>>38411540
God speed anon.
Hope it will well

>>38411563
I mean it will go well

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>>38411538
my other interests include history of warfare and philosophy
its even more autistic than vidya and anime these days

i am supposed to do thing i dont enjoy then and pretend i do
im not going to fake new personality to try make friends
not like it would work anyway

>>38411624
Dude. I like history of warfare also. A lot of lasses do, go to Vidya / anime cons or whatever, just have perhaps one semi nor.ie activity or interest you might like. And don't spend all day indoors. If you can't drive learn to, that's a new normie hobby right there. Driving.

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>>38411668
>A lot of lasses do
i dont know where you live buddy but here most chicks dont know shit (not even exaggerating they know nothing at all) about history, not to mention warfare
>just have perhaps one semi nor.ie activity or interest you might like
i used to do normie things all the time, even played in a local football team
but at one point i stopped enjoying it
you cant force fun
its not that i havent even tried like most robots here
i was living normie life but i was robot all along, so i quit once i realized it

Hey Mister, I need some advice please. I talk a lot, and I'm fine around girls, but I have trouble piping up when I like them. What do I do?